Hello and welcome to my new short timeline!

Thank you to those of you that voted in my poll. And for those of you that don't know, this is a President Palin timeline.
I ask that you keep the political arguments to a minimum as to avoid flame and the locking of this thread.
To get you in the mood for the timeline, remember quotes like this:
But obviously we've gotta stand with our North Korean allies
- Sarah Palin
Enjoy!
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Explanation From The Author
What in the hell is this?
A timeline
No shit. I mean, why Palin?
Well, because I felt like it, and it's what the people wanted!
You know, just by looking at other timelines you made, you apparently love turning America in to a fucking madhouse.
Hey! It's just that... um dystopias are more fun to write.
Sure, sure. But anyways, what do you have planned, oh mighty author
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Well, I wouldn't want to spoil the surprise

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Ok. A real update will come later today

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