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Hello and welcome to my new short timeline!:) Thank you to those of you that voted in my poll. And for those of you that don't know, this is a President Palin timeline.

I ask that you keep the political arguments to a minimum as to avoid flame and the locking of this thread.

To get you in the mood for the timeline, remember quotes like this:

But obviously we've gotta stand with our North Korean allies
- Sarah Palin
Enjoy!:)
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Explanation From The Author
What in the hell is this?
A timeline​
No shit. I mean, why Palin?
Well, because I felt like it, and it's what the people wanted!​
You know, just by looking at other timelines you made, you apparently love turning America in to a fucking madhouse.
Hey! It's just that... um dystopias are more fun to write.​
Sure, sure. But anyways, what do you have planned, oh mighty author:rolleyes:.
Well, I wouldn't want to spoil the surprise;).
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Ok. A real update will come later today:).​
 
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Here's the update:). I apologize if it seems belated or short.
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CNN Breaking News - July 5, 2008

Wolf Blitzer: Hello, and welcome back, I'm Wolf Blitzer and this is The Situation Room. We at CNN, have just learned of some saddening news, and that is that Delaware Senator and former presidential candidate Joe Biden died in an automobile accident last night. Our hearts go out to the Biden Family at this time.

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In memorial
Delaware Senator Joe Biden
1942-2008
-CNN Breaking News 7/5/08
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Senator Biden was a great politician and an even better person. He will be missed.

-Barack Obama 7/6/08

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Last Election's VP Race

Last election, many people predicted that Joe Biden would be chosen as the Democratic nominee for Vice President. Tragically, that could not be the case as Senator Biden was struck and killed by a drunk driver on the Fourth of July, just weeks from the Democratic National Convention. Biden's death left a void in the Democratic Party, at least when it came to a running mate.
Initially, there were two major choices for VP, Bill Richardson and John Edwards. At first, Bill Richardson seemed like the presumptive nominee, as John Edwards was dealing with allegations as to whether he cheated on his wife and fathered another woman's child.
A lucky break did end up happening for former senator Edwards, though. That break happened on August 1, 2008 and came in the form of Governor Richardson falling down a flight and a half of stairs, causing him to break both legs and renounce his ambitions for Vice President. This rejuvenated John Edwards and he eventually ended up taking the Vice Presidential nomination at the Democratic National Convention, 4 weeks later.


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The nominees on stage together at the 2008 Democratic National Convention
-Scholastic News 9/12
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No. I do not believe that John [Edwards] has had an extramarital affair.

-Barack Obama 8/28/08

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