The Lammergeier Vulture Cannot Hear: A story of how one irrelevant country changed history

To quote Andorran President Irre L. Evant: "If we are to live, we must die". And according to the Andorran People, why not? So on April 20th, 1969, Andorra, which, for centuries was just a buffer state, became a hot bed of civil war between:

Communists Jo S. E. Phs-Talin (aiming to become the first woman leader) and Leon Trotsky, who survived

Fascists Bay B. Hi-Tler and Hue A. Long (Brazillian dad, Chinese Mother)

Whatever the case, it soon went into chaos. The Francoists support Hit-Tler while the Soviets Supported Phs-Talin. It ended on January 8th, 1911, causing mass celebrations and such. However, we must not forget, all of Andorra's army (which consists of 2 guys and a cattle) died. RIP to them, RIP.

Oh, and P.S this is collaborative so write about what would happen in the civil war

Someone should write a TL about a Communist revolution in Andorra. Like that Luxembourg civil war one.
 
Reagan: NO! I WILL NOT STAND AS THE PARTY OF LINCOLN FALLS DOWN TO THIS, THIS GUY (ROY COHN) THAT LOOKS LIKE MARVIN THE MARTIAN

. . .

Gerald Ford: YHINGA HINGA! IOWA AND NEW HAMPSHIRE STINK!

Betty Ford: You'll die of alcohol poisoning!

Gerald Ford: ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRARGH

Gerald Ford vomits on a kitten

. . .

With all this information digested in, it's up to YOU to find out who wins in 1976 (its Cohn if you're dense)


Keep on, man, keep on.
 
France steps in, annexes Andorra, because the president of France is also one of the heads of state of Andorra along with a Spanish bishop.
The average Andorran rejoices the weirdos are out.
Spain objects but cannot do anything. The Kaiser, Austro-Hungarian Emperor voice out objections but don't do anything more. Serbia blames the Turks for Andorra.
EDIT ; somehow read 1911 instead of 1969. Globally, the same mutatis mutandis.
 
Andorra's about 10km square or something. One side walking in goes "we're in charge now" and thats it.
 
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