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(Title card by SargentHawk)
Hooray for Hollywood
That screwy, ballyhooey Hollywood
Where any office boy or young mechanic
Can be a panic, with just a goodlooking pan
Where any barmaid can be a star maid
If she dances with or without a fan
Hooray for Hollywood
Where you're terrific, if you're even good
Where anyone at all from TV's Lassie
To Monroe's chassis is equally understood
Go out and try your luck, you might be Donald Duck
Hooray for Hollywood
Hooray for Hollywood
That phoney, super coney Hollywood
They come from Chillicothes and Padukahs
With their bazookas to get their names up in lights
All armed with photos from local rotos
With their hair in ribbons and legs in tights
Hooray for Hollywood
You may be homely in your neighborhood
But if you think that you can an actor
See Mr. Factor, he'd make a monkey look good
With a half an hour, you'll look like Tyrone Power
Hooray for Hollywood!
Yeah! It’s back, everybody! I’ve revived The Golden Age. I'm well aware that my previous attempt was rather poor and amateurish, but I attribute that to lack of experience. Now, after burning through two and a half TLs, I'd say I'm ready to talk about the movies again. This time, I’ve decided to limit the duration of the TL from 1942 to 1949, and make it far more movie-focused. I hope you enjoy it. Since I'm sure that I'll go off on tangents about ridiculously obscure films, please stop me if you're at all confused.