Part XXI: John the Worst
Once upon a time an insane, murderous, wasteful, perverted incompetent of an Emperor was assassinated after just a few years on the throne. In his place was put a witless, stuttering, and crippled fool. Or so everyone thought. Instead the man who no one expected to be good turned out to be one of the finest Emperors of his era, ruling wisely and with skill for many years, only brought low because he trusted the wrong people.
This is not his story.
I lead off with that because the situation is remarkably similar to the time immediately following the assassination of Caligula, when old stupid Uncle Claudius was brought forth by the Praetorian Guard to be Emperor, and turned out to be a great choice. History had repeated itself with Anastasius II, but would not continue to do so for his successor. Emperor John I was a weak, incompetent, buffoon of a man who was the butt of jokes even while he was in power.
John was the younger brother of Anastasius, and had been exiled by him to Syria. Konon had snatched him up before marching on the capital, betrothed him to his own daughter, Eudoxia, and then declared him the rightful Augustus Basileus in the Hagia Sophia. Pointedly it was the archbishop of Thessalonika who did so, under the authority of the pope, not the now vacant office of Patriarch. The archbishop was naturally elevated to the post by John afterward, but it was the first real move toward full Papal Supremacy.
John inherited an Empire whose soldiers lacked morale, a treasury that needed to be refilled, provinces groaning under already high taxes,and a populace who hated him. He would rarely leave the palace during his reign, staying there with his bureaucrats, his bodyguards, and his wife. And the couple hated one another. Eudoxia thought that John was a stupid waste of space who could be pushed around by anyone and everyone around him. And…well she was right.
John aptly demonstrated his lack of ability when members of surviving noble families appealed to have their properties and wealth reinstated. Konon advised against this, as it would strain the treasury still further. But Konon wasn’t in the room when court was held, and so while the Emperor waffled he almost always gave in. The problem was that many of the properties were now held by other people, and while some of those had been Anastasius’s friends, who suddenly found themselves suffering from a case of decapitation, or were exiled, others weren’t.
But sorting out which was which was a job for someone more administratively capable, which John was not. He simply restored the properties in full, and without arranging for compensation ahead of time. This naturally led to even more appeals from those who had purchased what they thought was available land. And John agreed to compensate them as well. While he had no money.
What he did have however, and what these people really wanted, were those former thematic lands in Anatolia, which were now handed out to those seeking compensation. Formerly independent farmers now found themselves with new noble landlords, who suddenly owned the land with neither compensation to the farmer, nor even a warning of what was coming.
Unrest built up, and in 769 a revolt broke out in Cappadocia, which required the deployment of the Armenian and Syrian soldiers to put down. In this same year the Empress Eudoxia gave birth to her first child, a son named Manuel. I say her son rather than their son because no one, at the time or now, believes that it was a child of the couple. Eudoxia cheated early and often on her hated husband. There was a significant whisper campaign against her in the palace, and John’s remaining siblings tried to get the pair to divorce, but Konon was in this successful at getting his way. The pair would remain married, if only to secure the Domestic’s family would enter the Imperial dynasty.
In 770 though Konon died, and was succeeded in his post by his oldest son, Constantine. Constantine hated John, but loved his sister, and so he continued his father’s policy of forcing the couple to remain together, to keep Eudoxia as Empress.It was in 770 however that the Bulgars once again crossed the Danube and began sacking Moesia, but this time they penetrated further south, and actually cross the Hemus mountains to raid Greece itself.
Constantine took the Tagmata out to fight them, and in his absence the pressure intensified. John actually was convinced to start annulment proceedings, but Eudoxia was well-liked by the clergy, and they refused to cooperate. When Constantine returned at the end of the year he reasserted the former order, and got John’s two oldest surviving brother’s exiled. One to Africa, the other to Mesopotamia. Both were also blinded and forced into a monastery to prevent future attempts at power.
He also caused Manuel to be named Caesar.
The Bulgars returned in 771 and 772, but were held off each time by the theme armies. It wasn’t until 773 that Constantine was forced to once again march out and confront the Khan directly. A battle was fought near SIrmium, and while the khan was victorious he did decide to withdraw north of the Danube. Knowing he could probably get a decent peace treaty now the Bulgar leader sent envoys to the Romans, but Constantine cut their heads and sent those back.
The Empire would not be paying anymore tribute.
The Bulgars were incensed, and in 774 they launched the largest raid in their history across the Danube, smashing their way down through the Mountains and to Thessalonika. The city was laid under siege and the country-side was pillaged. Constantine once again marched out with the army, not knowing that this would a disastrous move for his family and the Empire.
John did not want to be a puppet Emperor you have to understand. He wanted to rule with wisdom, prudence, and justice. He was a decent person from everything we can gather. He simply wasn’t up to the job. To continue the references to the old Empire, he reminds me a lot of the first few months of Caligula’s reign. Everyone asked for something, and everyone got it.
He paid no attention to expense or realism, the money was just always there, and he spent it with abandon. The provinces were being taxed into oblivion, and it still wasn’t enough for everything John kept trying to do. He was kind, and generous, but too weak and nice for his own good. And in 775 that came back on him. Another of his brother’s brought him clear evidence that Eudoxia was cheating on him, and he threatened to reveal it publicly if John did not immediately divorce her and remarry.
John agreed. But he wanted to spare her and their two children, so he had a servant tell Eudoxia to get out of the city first. The servant however had enquired abut why, and John and stupidly told him the truth. The servant went to the Empress, and promptly told her everything. Eudoxia, realizing that she might have crossed the line permanently this time was faced with the choice of either a humiliating exile, or seizing power. She chose the latter.
This is why Constantine’s departure the previous year was so bad. The general had successfully broken the Bulgar siege, but then had pursued the khan north hoping to deal a full defeat to the Bulgars and force them to come to better terms. He had wintered in Sirmium, and was preparing to cross the Danube when all of these events hit.
If Constantine had been there this all could have been smoothed over, and probably another brother would have been blinded and sent into exile. But he wasn’t there. And no messages were sent to him. When John ordered his wife arrested she had already gotten to the Excubatore leadership. They seized the Emperor, and murdered him, then they seized and killed all of his siblings who remained in the capital. Eudoxia had her own son declared Augustus Basileus, and he will of course be known to us as Manuel the Bastard.
John was 30 years old, and had been Emperor for 8 years.
John I was a bad Emperor. He wasn’t as bad as his brother, but his lack of administrative skill, overly nice nature, and lack of anything resembling a spine doomed him from the start. If there was a black mark on Leo IV’s life it was that his children turned out so terribly.
Eudoxia was quite happy with her little coup when she sent word to her brother about what had happened. Constantine was irritated, but was willing to let it go. But the rest of the Empire was not. These upstarts had now murdered two Emperor’s, and now some probable bastard was on the throne. No, this wouldn’t do at all. Next time we will cover the long year of 776, as civil war returns to the Roman Empire.