The Dirty Dozen: Vietnam Edition

I just had this idea floating around in my head

If I decide to develop this further, any and all updates will be here.

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Dirty Dozen: Vietnam Edition

Date: Sometime in 1971

Premise: A group of elite soldiers with disciplinary issues is recruited by a CIA operations officer to kidnap a North Vietnamese diplomat with knowledge of Richard Nixon's attempt to sabotage peace talks between North and South Vietnam, which had been arranged by Lydon Johnson a few years beforehand.

In preparation for their duties, they are stripped of their previous ranks and unceremoniously drummed out of the military.

Things obviously go south.

1.) John Cash- CIA Paramilitary Operations Officer. The Man in Black, and the higher power pulling the strings on this mission.


The Dozen:

2.) Elvis Presley: Charismatic Green Beret and leader of the team.

3.) Charles Holley: Navy SEAL. Elvis' second-in-command.

4.) Richard Cheney: Former officer court-martialed and imprisoned for summarily executing one of his own men with a shotgun blast to the face.

5.) Michael Stallone: Former actor in pornographic films. Serves as the team's heavy weapons specialist.

6.) Donald J. Trump: Loud-mouthed pyromaniac and explosives expert from New York who wants nothing more than to "fire" everyone within arm's reach.

7.) Stephen King: A well-read New Englander with a penchant for disturbing behavior. An expert in torture and interrogation.

8.) James Hendrix: A man who forces machines to bend to his will. He is the team's vehicle mechanic and combat engineer.

9.) Hunter Thompson: Maladjusted forward air controller with a deep and unabiding love for stimulants.

10.) Samuel Jackson: Coolest motherfucker this side of the International Date Line.

11.) Daniel Trejo: He will fucking cut you with a machete.

12.) Theodore Nugent: A cowardly draft dodger forced to join the Army to avoid felony charges. He is nevertheless an expert marksman and serves as the team's sniper.

13.) William Blythe: A smooth talking, hard partying womanizer. Seemingly able to obtain any form of contraband at any time.


Cameos:
1.) George W. Bush: CIA pilot
2.) Wu Yusen: Arms dealer from Hong Kong
3.) Fusako Shigenobu: Head of the Japanese Red Army
4.) Farrokh Bulsara: Mi6 officer stationed in Southeast Asia
5.) William Cosby and Robert "Ted" Bundy: US military deserters turned notorious war criminals.
6.) Fred Rogers: Presbyterian missionary working in Southeast Asia.
7.) Stanley Ann Dunham: Anthropologist (or so she says).
 
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