The Best Television Episodes Never Made

So, I know this is similar to all those other "Best ???? Never Made" Threads, but this one is to focus on the non-existent Episodes of OTL Shows.

Anyway, it's Time to Begin! (And just to make things more interesting, all episodes listed will take place in the same Universe.)

My three for today:

The Twilight Zone: "Tower of Terror"-An award winning Hour-Long special that deals with the sinister History of the Fictional Hollywood Tower Hotel. The special is said to have inspired the more Gothic Direction that Disney took in the Early 60s.

The Brady Bunch: "Marsha vs. Wade"- The Extremely Controversial and infamous 1976 Series Finale of the Brady Bunch. After the threat of Cancellation in 74, the series was noted for taking a more "Serious and Cynical" path which is said by fans to have Climaxed during the Series Finale. In the episode, Marsha has an abortion, which ultimately leads to her persectution by the more Elderly/Conservative Generation and her own suicide. The Episode has only been seen twice after the original airing and is currently not available on any of The Brady Bunch DVD Sets.

That 70's Show: "The Second Holocaust Part 1-3"- In this three Episode Dream Sequence, the Gang and many other characters are forced to move on after a Nuclear War Devastates the World. In the end, Eric and Jackie wake up and find new Meaning in their everyday lives. The Episodes are noted by fans as being the offical start of Eric Forman and Jackie Burkhart Relationship and the offical start of the Casey Kelso and Laurie Forman Relationship.

Anyway, I hoped everyone enjoyed that.;) (Or at the very least prove to everyone that I have a few good Ideas. :D)
 
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CSI: Las Vegas "The Shooting" Parts 1-3: Directed by guest director Michael Bay, the series takes a dark turn as the team struggles to piece together a mystery that involves the emergency landing of the Space Shuttle Endeavor On the Vegas strip, and a string of school shootings that ripple across the nation.

Law and Order: SVU "Help us." Parts 1-4: A crossover that is technically not canon to the series. The Fopakam, an alien race that has reproduces only for procreation, has sent a single diplomat (read:kidnapper) to escort law enforcement officials to help them solve a crime unlike the Fopakam have ever seen... rape.

The teleplay was created in the "We have made contact" hubbub of late 2009, but was heavily modified so that Gnari (The real aliens) actors could be used (and the kidnapping, and rape plot removed and a plot about kidnapping inserted in). Law and Order: SVU became the first show in human history to cast alien life.

Seinfeld "What if." Parts 1-4 : Kramer gets into Alternate History and becomes obsessed with the question "What If?" Jerry, Elaine, and George go on a cross country road trip to find Kramer after he goes missing, leaving a trail of cryptic, AH based clues behind.

Comedy is a mile a minute, and the phrase uttered by Kramer "BLAME THANNDEEE!" has become a piece of pop-culture history.
 
I'm lzy so here's one.
Friends episode 103
New neighbour moves buy and becomes love interest of Ross, although for some reason can't stop screaming "BLAM THANDEEEEEEE!!!" occasionaly.
 
Keeping a great idea alive.

Thank you and now, it's time for more detailed Remakes of the Last Three:

Friends: "Love Triangle Insanity...With a Yeti."- In episode 103, Ross and Emily's Marriage reaches a breaking point when Ross meets the insane sister of their new neighbour "Yeti" Danny. The episode is noted for the the multiple Seinfeld references that Danny's Sister Ellen makes. (Especially the multiple uses of the Kramer Quote "Blame Thande" from the "What If" Saga)

Firefly: "Genesis"- After multiple Fan Protests, the world famous Firefly series was given finances for at least two more seasons. The Season 2 Premiere "Genesis" dealt with the Serentity's crew finding what apears to be a young couple from 22nd Century Earth. The episode quickly takes a turn for the bizarre when it is established that River Tam has a Psychic Connection with the Couple.

Star Trek: "Spock Must Die" & "Spock, Messiah"- An award winning two-parter from the Original Series, the "Spock" Saga deals with Spock's Back Story, and his future History. The episode is criticized by Christian Conservatives for supposedly mocking the Easter Story, while ironically, the episode is also criticized by more secular Fans for supposedly glorifying the Easter Story. Either way, the "Spock Saga" is mostly remembered for increasing Spock's popularity among the general public.

So how was that?:D:p
 
Matlock: The Reunion: In this unaired series finale of Matlock, the entire team that ever worked for Ben Matlock gets together for a reunion, but when the governor of Geogia is killed, they have a big case on their hands.

Family Guy: The Assassination of a United States President (a friend of mine who also has an account here came up with this): When he decides that he wants it enough, Peter Griffith, with the help of Stewie, kills president George W. Bush in August of 2008 that would later have him become vice president after a day of celebration. (Victory is Mine!)

Invader Zim: Season 4

The Simpsons: Kill Thande: When Homer takes a field in alternate history, he runs into Thande and blames him for everything. Thande then goes insane by killing people in the past and he must be stopped.
 
No MA'AM

Married..With Children was canceled in 1997. They were going to do a pilot before it went off the air with the NO MA'AM crew, but they decided against it. What if they would have changed their minds, like say, in the Fall 99 season, and had the NO MA'AM characters, Al, Peg, Jefferson, and Marcy, and had Bud and Kelly out of the house? Here is how the pilot might go:

NO'MAAM Season 1: Pilot:

It starts in Al's Garage. The NO MA'AM crew are having a meeting. Jefferson reads the minutes from the last meeting(8:01, 8:02, etc...), and Ike throws him off stage. Then, they decide to have their annual vote on the official beer of NO MA'AM, and re-elect Girly Girl Beer for another year.
Later, Peg asks Al if he will take her to see her mom, who is in the hospital. Al starts making assorted wisecracks ripping on her mother, who weighs 500 pounds. They go there and visit, and she ends up falling on Al and breaking his leg.

Here is an idea for a Fall 1977 season opener of Sanford and Son if Fred didn't have contract troubles and leave:

It starts with Fred and Grady in the living room watching TV. Esther comes in, and yells at Fred for being lazy. He insults her, calling her a Gorilla, and she tries to hit him with her purse. Then, after they calm down, she says that Daniel is in the HS band, and he is playing in a concert. Lamont comes in, and Esther mentions it to him, and Lamont says that they would be happy to come.
 
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Law and Order: SVU (The Goost of Gee): Munch get sick of maruijana prohabition and run for DA of New York against the guy played be Fred Tompson, promising to go easy on non-violent drug offenders. The naked photo of Munch appears in media.

Seinfeld "What if." Parts 1-4 : Kramer gets into Alternate History and becomes obsessed with the question "What If?" Jerry, Elaine, and George go on a cross country road trip to find Kramer after he goes missing, leaving a trail of cryptic, AH based clues behind.

Comedy is a mile a minute, and the phrase uttered by Kramer "BLAME THANNDEEE!" has become a piece of pop-culture history.

Kramer goes to France, highjack a barge and try proving that it's possible to pull of a sealion...
 
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