the best movies never made

Berra

A less tasteful version of said film:

Half Life:
The story about a struggling Austrian painter and veteran of WWI who sold penis to Hermann Göring while starving in post war Germany. When asked how it felt, he replied "like a half life, that cheap basterd didn't even pay for it".
 
Argosh

Argosh

Half Life
One day in the life of a little cat, who as you might know have nine lives, depicted by 9 identical kitten actors.
 
Lord Roem

Lord Roem

Angles and Demons

Brilliant Cambridge mathematician Robert Langdon has just twenty-four hours to solve the mysterious riddle of the Pentagon's corners before it opens a portal to hell!

With hilarious consequences.

:eek::eek::eek:
 

CobiWann

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

A dark farce from the Engles Brothers about the CSA superbombing of Philadelphia during the Second Great War.
 

Tothlord

The Day the Earth Stood Still- The story of a group of Angelinos wondering why there have been no quakes that day.

All the Right Moves-Sean Hannity, Michael Savage, and Glenn Beck help Rush Limbaugh pack the U-Haul. Watch the comedy ensue as they road trip to San Francisco.
 
Aelita

Aelita

For Whom the Bell Tolls (drama). Based off the Hemingway novel of the same name, this movie follows Detective Robert Jordan as he attempts to unravel a murder mystery in one of Los Angeles' most important cathedrals. Heavily criticized by the Catholic Church for its portrayal of an insular, often corrupt preisthood.

The Godfather (comedy). The first comedy film to win the Best Picture Oscar, The Godfather chronicles the hilarious misadventures of wealthy playboy Don Corleone (Marlon Brando) as he tries to raise his godchildren after their parent's tragic accident.
 

Coyote Knight

Petike said:
Pah... Bad casting choice.
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Why so? She's cute, sounds like Alyx, looks like Alyx, has that kind of vibe around her; it's good enough for me. ANd if that's the ONLY bad casting choice, then I still think I did fairly good. :p

Also, did no one get my Lavernius Tucker reference? :(
 

Zacoftheaxes

Godzilla vs Darth Vader

A cult hit featuring a battle between two pop culture icons.

The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny

A sequel to Godzilla vs Darth Vader, featuring many other characters from pop culture, Chuck Norris would receive his first academy award for his role in this movie.
 
PhilKearny

PhilKearny

Rum, Sodomy, and The Lash (True History, Adult Content) The previously untold true story of the adventures of seamen on a Royal Navy submarine during its goodwill cruise to Majorca, Key West, San Francisco, and other manly ports. Features Harvey Fierstein as the Rear Admiral.
 

Garbageman

Batman (1988) Adaptation of the comic book, starring Kevin Costner. Mostly known for Mark Hamill's performance as the Joker, which finally gave him a prominent role other than Luke Skywalker and is credited with saving his career as a major film star.
 

Snowman23

Heartbreak Hill (War): The story of a company of Confederate Marines storming a hill during the Cuban War, where rebels supplied by the USA rebelled against the Confederate puppet government.
 
Sigma7

Sigma7

Pineapple Express

(1999)

A Jerry Bruckheimer Film

Directed by Ridley Scott

Based on the true story of the United States Navy SEALs Operation Nifty Package, during the 1989 U.S. invasion of Panama, to capture Manuel "Pineapple Face" Noriega.
 
loneranger

loneranger

Batman: Shadow of the Crusader (2009): Christian Bale returns to the titular role, and the throughout the course of the movie battles the Joker (Heath Ledger), the Riddler (Johnny Depp), and Black Mask (Russel Crowe). Sidestories within the movie include the beginning of the villain Bane, and also the blackmail of Wayne by a young adult by the name of Timothy Drake.

POD is, if you didn't guess, Heath Ledger living.
 
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