the best movies never made

STAR TREK: THE VOYAGE HOME
After Gene Roddenberry died in a traffic accident in the early 70s, the franchise was up for grabs. But the popularity of the novels and comic books persuaded Paramount to try a movie. After considering many candidates, they selected Stanley Kubrick to direct, based on a story by Clifford Simak.
The Enterprise must return the heir to the Klingon throne back to Qonos in order to remove the usurper and prevent an interstellar war.

STAR TREK: BLUE HARVEST
(In another timeline...) After Gene Roddenberry died in a traffic accident...George Lucas was chosen to make a Star Trek movie.
The new Federation president is secretly planning to turn the Federation into an empire by provoking a war with both the Klingons and the Romulans.

Changes from OTL:

Darth Vader...The new head of Starfleet.
Emperor Palpatine...the new president of the Federation.
Luke Skywalker...Captain Kirk's nephew
Princess Leia...Uhura's daughter
Han Solo...Captain Kirk
Chewbacca...a new ST alien who can't speak English but can understand it, and is good with technology.
R2 and C3PO...two of Mudd's androids
Lando Calrissian...Harry Mudd

The title refers to the blue-skinned Andorians, chosen as shock troops to attack the Klingons.

STAR TREK: THE WRATH OF SPOCK
Stanley Kubrick directed this about Spock going into pon far during a peace conference regarding the reunion of the Vulcans and Romulans.

STAR TREK: THE SEARCH FOR KHAN
The Enterprise is sent to check on Khan, but he and his followers have disappeared from Ceti Alpha V. Directed by Woody Allan, much to everybody's surprise. It has elements of humor, but plenty of introspection about the meaning of life and what gives people fulfillment.

STAR TREK: ALIEN RESURRECTION
James Cameron directed this movie about Captain Uhura answering a distress call from a space station orbiting a planet. Researchers had found what they thought were mummified alien bodies on the planet, they were brought on board the station, the aliens woke up and began attacking.
The aliens were designed by H.R. Giger.

STAR TREK: GENERATIONS
Captain Kirk takes the Enterprise to investigate strange readings from a pair of binary neutron stars, and the ship goes through a time warp a hundred years into a dystopian future threatened by a tyrant who had been using the binary neutron stars as a source of energy to rule the galaxy. He simply tossed the Enterprise aside and has been gaining strength for a hundred years. But now he has two Enterprise crews to contend with, along with the Klingons, Romulans, Orions and others who have allied to try to stop the tyrant.
Directed by Martin Scorsese.

STAR TREK: INSURRECTION
Directed by James Burrows, Picard's Enterprise crew visits Sigma Iotia and finds a bunch of Star trek fans. There's an insurrection brewing; seems some of them started their own TV franchise not related to Star Trek, and want to use it to remake society once again.
 
Raiders of the Lost Arc

A movie about DC Comics and a planned Wonder Woman plot arc that was mysteriously cancelled after a fundamentalist church objected to a lesbian as a sympathetic character. The "Raiders" are some college kids who want to know what the story arc was about, and endeavor to bring it to light. The tale shifts between college hijinks and serious plots. It can't decide if it wants to be a comedy or a serious story about censorship and the effects of the radical right on freedom of the press. Even so, a good film...
 
Jurassic Park 1993: (DOC.) This two hour documentary tells the story of the Worlds largest Prehistoric Simulation Museum, from construction of the main facilities to the accidents that caused several deaths, lawsuits and its ups and downs as well as the continuing prosperity of the Park in the Modern Age. We also get the interview of Timmy and Lex Hammond, John Hammonds Grandchildren about the dream their grandfather had built.

Anyone got ideas for A Song of Ice and Fire?
 
The Moon is a Harsh Mistress

The story of how the life of one Manuel O'Kelly-Davis falls apart after his arranged marraige to Wyoming Knott in a mass Unification Church wedding.

Ringworld

Documentary about the boxers in an inner city Golden Gloves club and their quest to make the Olympics

The Mote in God's Eye

The life of obscure German cleric and theologian Martin Luther.

Fifty Shades of Grey

An American Civil War film about the Park City Greys militia unit from their formation in 1860's Wisconsin through their service in the 1st Wisconsin Calvary to the caprture and execution of Jefferson Davis.
 
A Song of Ice and Fire
A historical epic about the firebombing of Petrograd, the center of the Russian Black Hundreds regime, by the Imperial Luftwaffe in January of 1944. The film is told from two perspectives: Luftwaffe ace Adolf Galland, who protected the bombers, and Anna Pavlova, a fictional singer who has to struggle to survive throughout the bombing. A joint Russo-German production, it is famed for its balanced portrayal of the event, painting it as more of a tragedy than an atrocity. Considered to this day to be one of the best war movies ever made.
 
Carry On Cruising

A late-1990s revival of the Carry On franchise, the film is a comedy caper that mainly parodies Booze Cruise and “Max Power-esque” Car Cruising cultures with elements inspired by the Italian Job and the Cannonball Run films.

The premise is about a guy who as punishment for unwittingly sleeping with a mafia boss’s young mistress is forced to compete in the unsanctioned Scunthorpe to Montcuq Cruise in order to steal a dozen rare highly-prized songbirds from a rival French mafia boss. Which when drowned in Armagnac, roasted and eaten are alleged to produce an aphrodisiac effect so potent that people feel the need to hide themselves from God under the bedsheets.

The film is notable for featuring in a minor role the bumbling patriotic and resourceful yet perennially unsuccessful lager lout duo of Craig Charles (essentially Red Dwarf's Dave Lister) and one Sacha Baron Cohen (Nobby Butcher precursor), who compete in the Scunthorpe to Montcuq Cruise driving an over-customized sentient (Superbug / Dudu influenced) Austin Allegro painted in the colors of England’s football team along with the odd misplaced Panda Cola sticker or two.
 
The Avengers (2012): exploits of the reconstituted Torpedo Squadron 8 set in the year after the original Torpedo 8 was wiped out at Midway. Title refers to both the TBF/TBM aircraft they flew, and their desire to 'avenge' their predecessors.

Avengers II: Age of Ultron (2015): who made this schlockfest? Taking the historical Torpedo Squadron 8 and having it fight a giant Japanese Robot (instead of using the acual Battle of Okinawa where Torpedo 8 sank the Japanese super-battleship Shinano?) Whoever authorized this should be tied to an anchor and dropped in the Marianas Trench.

Man of Steel (2013): Biography of Joseph Stalin. Poorly made leftist propaganda, and I say this as a liberal.
 
Django Unchained 2 (2018), sequel to the first film. The sequel starts off immediately after the end of the first "Django" movie. Jamie Foxx reprises his role. tl;dr: Django fights in the Civil War.

Plot:
Django and Broomhilda move to Pennsylvania to start a new life after blowing up Candyland and freeing the slaves there.

But, things would not stay calm for long. Soon after moving to Pennsylvania and settling down, the election of 1860 occurs. The Republican candidate, Abraham Lincoln is elected president of the United States. Django is an admirer of Lincoln for his anti-slavery views and is pleased with the result of the election. But, things ahead would not be all well and good. In response to Lincoln's election, the Democrat-controlled slave states declare secession from the U.S. and form the Confederacy.

That following April, the U.S. base of Fort Sumter is attacked by the Confederates and the American Civil War breaks out.

Two years later, it is 1863. Django and Broomhilda have managed to keep themselves out of the war for the time being, but not for much longer. The Confederate army invades Pennsylvania on their way to fight the U.S. Army at Gettysburg. While marching through the state, they ransack and burn down Django's house, kidnap Broomhilda and sell her back into slavery again.

After he finds out that Broomhilda has been kidnapped, Django joins the U.S. Army as a USCT and then embarks on a mission to find and rescue her, as well as get revenge on the men who kidnapped her.

Django soon discovers that the Confederate officer in charge of the men that kidnapped Broomhilda, the evil Colonel Candie, is related to the late Calvin Candie and wants revenge for his brother's death at the hands of a freedman. After he finds out that Django is in town, Colonel Candie takes it upon himself to find him personally.

After several attempts to corner and capture Django end in failure, Colonel Candie delivers an ultimatum. He states that Django surrender himself to the Confederates for torture and enslavement or else they will lynch Broomhilda and have her hanged and executed.

Django must find and save her from Colonel Candie before it is too late.

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Air Force One (2019), a remake of the 1997 film of the same name.

Changes:
The bad guys in this film are Japanese right-wing ultranationalists, rather than the communist guerrillas of the first film. Keeping the U.S. "pivot to Asia" in mind, I figured that having Japanese antagonists would be fresher and more interesting than the overused tired-old outdated commie baddies that damn near every film and video game has these days, since U.S. policy seems to be shifting from the E.U. to Asia in recent years. It seems the "Olympus Has Fallen" producers had the same idea by using North Korean baddies. Action fans will enjoy the high-octane scenes, and military buffs will enjoy the display of modern U.S. military hardware. History buffs will enjoy the backstory behind the terrorists' motives.

Cast:

U.S. President (R-NY) - Denzel Washington (perhaps Jamie Foxx or Will Smith if Washington's too old)
U.S. First Lady - Nicole Ari Parker
U.S. First Daughter - Nicole Beharie; young, good-looking, perfect for the role.
U.S. Vice President (D-MD) - Kerry Washington; since she plays white-collar politician types on TV.
U.S. Secretary of Defense - Michael Cudlitz; another Walking Dead cast member, usually the SECDEF is portrayed as a tough guy.
U.S. press secretary - America Ferrera
Terrorist warlord - Ken Watanabe; cameo role since he's in damn near every Hollywood film that needs a Japanese character.
Terrorist hijacker leader - Sang-yeop Yeun; plays "Glenn" on The Walking Dead, a younger guy would be nice to play the main baddie.
Japanese prime minister - Ken Jeong; wanted a direct contrast between Yeun's youth and charisma by a using an older comedian.
F-22 USAF Squadron Leader - Channing Tatum; humorous inclusion since he saves the U.S. president twice on screen now.
Secret Service Mole - Aaron Eckhart; humorous role-reversal from the "X Has Fallen" films.
U.S. Navy yeoman - Christian Serratos; another Walking Dead cast member, saves the president at the end via heroic sacrifice.

Plot:
An American and Japanese joint military operation in Hokkaido results in the capture of a powerful right-wing Japanese terrorist that had acquired chemical weapons in a hope to overthrow the Japanese government and institute an imperial regime. Three weeks later, a diplomatic dinner is held in Tokyo to celebrate the capture of the terrorist, at which President of the United States expresses his remorse that action had not been taken sooner to prevent the suffering caused by the ultra-nationalist warlord, whose attacks took the lives of dozens of Japanese civilians, along with several U.S. Navy sailors and U.S. Marines stationed in Japan. He also vows that the U.S. will take a firmer stance against terrorism and that the U.S. will never negotiate with terrorists. He tours the Yokosuka Naval Base, meets with the sailors and Marines there, and attends a international friendly soccer game between the women's Japanese and U.S. national teams before finishing up his trip.

The President, along with his wife, daughter, several Cabinet members, and advisers, board Air Force One at Yokota Air Base to head to Indochina to attend an ASEAN summit. A disillusioned U.S. Secret Service agent, due to be fired in the upcoming weeks for corruption and misconduct, acts as a mole for a group of six Japanese terrorists and sneaks them onto the plane disguised as Taiwanese news reporters. Once in flight, the mole kills several Secret Service agents guarding the plane's armory, allowing the terrorists to acquire the weapons inside and seize control of the plane. When the attackers start a massive shootout with the Secret Service, the pilots attempt to land the plane at Osan Air Base in South Korea. However, the terrorists break into the cockpit at the last second, kill the pilots, and take control, diverting the plane towards northern China, where the terrorists have a secret base in the Gobi Desert. Secret Service agents take the President to an escape pod in the cargo hold, while the rest of the passengers are taken hostage in the conference room by the hijackers. The pod is deployed and the remaining Secret Service agents are all killed off. Believing the President has escaped, the hijackers separate his wife and daughter from the rest of the hostages, planning to use them as leverage.

At the White House Situation Room, the terrorist ringleader contacts the U.S. Vice President, threatening to kill a hostage every half hour until their organization's leader is released. Meanwhile, USAF Pararescuemen from Kunsan Air Base locate the plane's escape pod at a South Korean rice paddy but find it empty. Unbeknownst to the hijackers, the President, a former military serviceman, stayed aboard the plane in a plan to rescue the hostages. As Air Force One enters Chinese airspace, the USAF F-22s that had been escorting it are ordered to leave Chinese airspace and the PLAAF dispatches their jets to escort the plane instead. The President covertly kills two of the terrorists in hand-to-hand combat down in the cargo bay and contacts the White House via satellite phone, imploring his Vice President not to negotiate with the terrorists. The terrorists find out two of their men have been killed, and, believing the President to be a Secret Service agent, demand he surrender, or else they will execute the White House Press Secretary. The President ponders what to do, and then runs out of time when the terrorists follow through on their threat. The President contacts the USAF at Joint Base Andrews in Maryland via satellite phone, who then give him instructions on how to dump the aircraft's fuel from the cargo hold, which he promptly does.

Running low on fuel, the hijackers request mid-air refueling and a KC-10 from Guam's Andersen Air Force Base arrives to refuel them. With the terrorists distracted with refueling, the President heads to the conference room and secures the hostages, and then sends a text message to the White House, instructing them to tell the KC-10 tanker to force the plane to descend to 10,000 feet above ground level so the hostages can parachute to safety without suffocating due to lack of oxygen. However, the terrorists discover the escape attempt and the ensuing confrontation causes an explosive decompression, destabilizing the plane for a few seconds. In the ensuing chaos, the fueling probe ignites and the tanker is destroyed. The President and his remaining advisers are captured.

With the President and his family held hostage, the terrorist ringleader demands the PLAAF break off their aerial escort, which they do. He then sadistically tortures the President and explains his identity and motives. Fluent in English, charismatic and highly-educated at U.S. and British universities, he is a former JMSDF officer who was fired from his job for his extremist right-wing views. A virulent nationalistic racist supremacist who despises Americans, Chinese, Koreans, and all non-Japanese peoples, he believes that the surrender to the U.S. of the Empire of Japan at the end of World War II had Americanized, emasculated, and immoralized his country to the point of ruin, and that losing Korea and Taiwan was an embarrassment as well. Both the terrorist and his warlord boss want to overthrow the post-1947 Japanese government and turn Japan into an imperial power again, and ultimately hope to assert hegemony over Northeast Asia. The terrorist threatens to executive the First Family if the President does not acquiesce to the terrorists' demands. Thus, the President is forced to contact the Japanese Prime Minister to authorize the terrorist warlord's release. The Prime Minister, who was asked before by the Vice President, refused to do so until the President's proof of life could be verified. With verification, he reluctantly orders the warlord's release, knowing that by doing so, he could very well jeopardize the stability of the post-1947 Japanese government.

The terrorist ringleader and his men celebrate as news of the warlord's release is broadcast live via NHK and played over the plane's P.A. system, by singing "Umi Yukaba". With the terrorists distracted, the President breaks free from his handcuffs and attacks them. While the President shoots and kills the remaining terrorists, the terrorist ringleader takes the First Lady hostage and heads down to the plane's parachute ramp, but is confronted by the President, who is armed with an FN P90 he had taken off a dead Secret Service agent. The First Lady attacks the terrorist ringleader, who loses his weapon in the process. The President and the ringleader begin to fight, and the terrorist is killed when the President ties cargo netting around the his neck and deploys his parachute, snapping his neck. The President and First Lady rush upstairs to the nearest telephone and contact the Japanese Prime Minister to halt the release of the terrorist warlord. As JGSDF soldiers attempt to recapture the warlord, he attempts to flee, and is shot and killed in the process. The Japanese Prime Minister and U.S. Vice President celebrate at the news of the warlord's death and the defeat of the terrorists.

The President directs Air Force One east, towards friendly airspace. The USAF F-22s that had left earlier return to the plane to escort it. A rogue PLAAF squadron, angered by USAF jets in PRC airspace, attack them. The F-22s defend the plane from the enemy jets, defeating them after an intense dogfight. However, Air Force One's flight control surfaces are severely damaged in the process, rendering the plane virtually unable to land. To make matters worse, Air Force One's fuel tanks are punctured and are leaking, with the plane critically low on fuel. A U.S. Navy C-130 and a SEAL team from the U.S. naval base at Chinhae, South Korea, is called in to conduct a daring airborne rescue over the South China Sea, sending SEALs over a zip-line tied to the plane to retrieve the survivors. After the President's family and the injured Chief of Staff are evacuated from the plane, the President, the Secret Service mole, and a navy yeoman are the only living people remaining on the plane. However, there is only time for one of them to be rescued. Though the president demands everybody be saved, the navy yeoman selflessly demands that the president go. But, the mole, revealing that it was he who aided the terrorists in hijacking Air Force One, kills the SEAL. The navy yeoman rushes the mole but is killed. The mole then attempts to save himself by tying himself to the last remaining zip-line. The President fights back and overpowers him, attaching himself to the line, before the hook attaching it to the plane breaks off. The fuel-less and damaged plane runs out of inertia and crashes into the Yellow Sea, killing the mole.

The C-130 crew reel in the President and change their call-sign to "Navy One", indicating that the President has been rescued alive and is safely aboard. Jubilant crowds in Washington, D.C. celebrate the news of his safe return.
 
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Braveheart (1975)
Directed by
Peter O'Toole
Starring:
Peter O'Toole as William Wallace
Barbara Bach as Isabella
Orson Welles as Edward 'Longshanks'
Fionnula Flanagan as Murron
Dustin Hoffman as Hamish
Sean Connery as Robert Bruce

I haven't seen Braveheart in ages so maybe these choices are total bollocks.
 
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Black Hawk Down (1972)

Romance-
3 lifetime friends (Charles Bronson, Clint Eastwood, Steve McQueen) finds a wounded bird on the countryside and take it home to nurse it, there they meet veterinarian Rebecca (Jill Ireland) and the 3 men almost instantly falls in love over her, is the black coloured bird caught up in a middle of a developing love affair?
 
Who am I? (1997)

Documentary-
Stephen Hawkings follows and reports a world tour from the Spice Girls "Who do you think you are", along the tour, Stephen isn't so sure who he is anymore.
 
Anvil (The story of Anvil) (1984)

Cast: original

In 1982 legendary Canadian heavy metal band Anvil attempt an American comeback tour accompanied by a fan who is also a film-maker. The resulting documentary, interspersed with powerful performances of Anvil's pivotal music and profound lyrics, candidly follows a rock group heading towards crisis, culminating in the infamous affair of the eighteen-inch-high Stonehenge stage prop.
 
This is Spinal Tap (2008)

Cast: original

Since 1978, Spinal Tap has become one of heavy metal's most influential yet commercially unsuccessful acts. In 2006, after a fledging European tour Anvil sets out to record their thirteenth album and continue to follow their dreams.
 
The Wizard of Oz biopic of Rupert Murdoch set in the 1970s as he sets his sights on the USA in particular New York

The Hunt for "Red" O'Tober. Cat and mouse thriller pitting the British Army and Intelligence forces against Irish terrorist Red O'Tober
 
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The Swedish trilogy
Battle of Lund: Story about the battle of Lund in 1675. It portrays how badly the moral amongst the Swedes were and how wet they were and in a hostile enviroment until the battle. The ride of Charles is iconic as we first see him ride off in pursuit of the broken danish cavallry until an aid calls him back to save the infantry. The scene when the Swedish army stands on the hill and is desperate and the camer pans towards first one rider coming over the horison and then more when Charles arrived to save the day is considered the best portrayl of a cavallry commander from that era. Denmark critizised it for beeing to overly anti danish, but it became the most watched Swedish movie ever up to that point with 3 million visitors just in Sweden and grossing over 90 million world wide.

Battle of Narva:Released one year after and showed the battle of Narva in 1700 and how a young Swedish inexperienced king become the best commander the world had ever seen. A joint Swedish/Russian production that glorified some aspects of the Russians a bit much, but glorified the Swedes even more. Not as many as the previous movie saw it, but it made a big profit even so.

Battle of Poltava: The last of the trilogy. Debuted on the 300 year aniversiry of the battle. It was again a joint Swedish/Russian production, but Ukraine also stepped in this time as well as HBO. The right wingers in Sweden was in uproar because it showed the Swedes as thugs and worse than the nazis, but when historians like Peter Englund from the Swedish academy said that it was basically what the army did then the critizism died. It showed all errors among the Swedish army during that day. 3,5 million visitors just in Sweden and it grossed over 100 million world wide. Won Academy Awards for best special effects, best writing, best producer, best movie and best actor. To make the movies the production company had help from the Russian army. The scene when the Swedish infantry launches it final attack into the teeth of the Russian army without guns has been considered just as good filmmmaking as Gettysburgs Picketts charge.
 
Super Mario Bros: Based on the award-winning video game series, this animated comedy-adventure film follows Mario and Luigi in their quest to save the Mushroom Kingdom and rescue Princess Toadstool from the evil Bowser. Featuring Bob Hoskins as the voice of Mario, John Leguizamo as Luigi and Dennis Hopper as Bowser, with Samantha Mathis voicing Toadstool. The film was a critical success, and owed that to, as one critic said, "staying true to the games, rather than setting it in a dystopian futuristic parallel universe". A notable running gag featured the amusing injuries the brothers inflicted on their adversaries, such as Goombas being seen sporting ice packs.

Three sequels were produced, based on Super Mario Bros 2, Super Mario Bros 3, and Super Mario World. For the latter two, Charles Martinet took over as the voice of Mario and Luigi.
 
The Kool Aid Man:

Very dark and perverse comedy by Trey Parker and Matt Stone about the Jonestown tragedy. Jim Carrey plays Jim Jones. The movie is not well received in theaters and many theaters refuse to show it but has since developed a substantial cult following.
 
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