the best movies never made

Ogrebear

Ogrebear

Shadowrun

2010 Docu-drama about the shadowy world of Underground Athletics - from Fight Clubs to steroid bodybuilding to illegal card racing to competative base jumping. Controversial for not mentioning a lot of the costs to the atheltes and glorifying the illegal activity it portrayed.
 

zeppelinair

The Kike Runner

Produced by the Double Cross Corp., the propaganda branch of the National Socialist Party in North America, the 1974 film satirises the "Jewish model minority" trope of the United States. 136 minutes.
 

HIM Dogson

Legend of Zeldas
Documentary about tQueen Zelda I of Great Britain, and how her successes, while great, are not enough to justify the myth around her.
 

TPL99

President Who (2016)

Directed by Barack Obama
Written by Jimmy Carter and Nancy Reagan
Cinematography by George HW Bush
Music Composed by Dan Quayle

Starring:
Bernie Sanders as the 1st Doctor
Donald Trump as the 2nd Doctor
Joe Biden as the 3rd Doctor
Ted Cruz as the 4th Doctor
Marco Rubio as the 5th Doctor
Lincoln Chafee as the 6th Doctor
John Kasich as the 7th Doctor
Al Gore as the 8th Doctor
George Pataki as the War Doctor
Martin O'Malley as the 9th Doctor
Rand Paul as the 10th Doctor
Chris Christie as the 11th Doctor
Jeb Bush as the 12nd Doctor

Elizabeth Warren as Susan Foreman
John R. Bolton as Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart
Nancy Pelosi as Sarah Jane Brown
Scott Walker as K-9 (Voice)
Kelly Ayotte as Romana
Amy Klobuchar as Peri Brown
Debbie W. Schultz as Mel Bush
Nikki Haley as Grace Holloway
Kirsten Gillibrand as Rose Tyler
Ben Carson as Mickey Smith
Joni Ernst as Donna Noble
Condi Rice as Martha Jones
Tulsi Gabbard as Clara Oswald

Sarah Palin as Rani
Carly Fiorina as the Missy
Rick Scott as the Silence
Wolf Blitzer as the Daleks (voice)
 
Driftless

Driftless

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TPL99 said:
President Who (2016)

Directed by Barack Obama
Written by Jimmy Carter and Nancy Reagan
Cinematography by George HW Bush
Music Composed by Dan Quayle

Starring:
Bernie Sanders as the 1st Doctor
Donald Trump as the 2nd Doctor
Joe Biden as the 3rd Doctor
Ted Cruz as the 4th Doctor
Marco Rubio as the 5th Doctor
Lincoln Chafee as the 6th Doctor
John Kasich as the 7th Doctor
Al Gore as the 8th Doctor
George Pataki as the War Doctor
Martin O'Malley as the 9th Doctor
Rand Paul as the 10th Doctor
Chris Christie as the 11th Doctor
Jeb Bush as the 12nd Doctor

Elizabeth Warren as Susan Foreman
John R. Bolton as Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart
Nancy Pelosi as Sarah Jane Brown
Scott Walker as K-9 (Voice)
Kelly Ayotte as Romana
Amy Klobuchar as Peri Brown
Debbie W. Schultz as Mel Bush
Nikki Haley as Grace Holloway
Kirsten Gillibrand as Rose Tyler
Ben Carson as Mickey Smith
Joni Ernst as Donna Noble
Condi Rice as Martha Jones
Tulsi Gabbard as Clara Oswald

Sarah Palin as Rani
Carly Fiorina as the Missy
Rick Scott as the Silence
Wolf Blitzer as the Daleks (voice)
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Who plays River Song? ;)


I'd have the Donald as the voice of the Daleks; though Wof Blitzer wasn't bad....


John Boehner as a Weeping Angel?
 
Master Xion

Master Xion

The Great Helmsman (2015)
A Chinese biopic about obscure Communist revolutionary Mao Zedong who perished in the so called Long March were Mao and most of the CPC leadership met their ends at the hands of the Nationalist Party of China.
 

King Thomas

Banned
The Great Dictator

A documentary about Tito of Yugoslavia and how he managed to make his country a good one to live in.
 

B_Munro

Birth of A Nation: historical movie about the foundation of the Free State of New Africa in the 6th year of the US civil war
 

King Thomas

Banned
Black Narcissus

A James Bond film from the 1960s considered slightly racist now in which James Bond has to go after a black supervillain in West Africa.

Equestria Girls

A somewhat dull history about women riding horses. Avoid.

United 93

By the maker of the Seven Samurai, a film about the famous 93 Ronin of Japan who in 1703 illegally avenged the death of their lord.
 

King Thomas

Banned
Battlefield Earth

A well made documentary about the Second World War.

Kramer vs Kramer

A documentary about a fifteen year hunt by a German anti-Nazi called Kramer who was looking for another Kramer who ran one of the Nazi death camps.
 
Shadow Hawk

Shadow Hawk

The Last Starfighter: 'semi' historical account of the theft of the last operational F-104 by Chuck Yeagar. The main character was renamed 'Hunter Charles' to avoid a lawsuit by Yeagar's estate. The rest of the film is just as historically accurate (which is to say, it's not), but includes some of the first computer generated special effects for the flight sequence.

16 Candles: Molly Ringwald as Anne Frank, following her last birthday party.

"Indiana" Jones and the Temple of Doom: Docudrama following the rise, fall, and death of the Reverend Jim "Indiana" Jones and his People's Temple movement.
 

King Thomas

Banned
It's a wonderful life

Documentary about the lives of the ultra rich and famous.

Finding Nemo

A documentary about the ten year long search for the terrorist known only as "Nemo" who was responsible for the 9/11 attacks.

The Italian Job

A film about the 1940 assassination of Mussolini and Hitler when they met for a night in Rome, which led to the armistice of November 1940 between the Third Reich and the Allies.

The Innocents

A Western about the notorious bandit gang in Montana in the 1880s led by the local sheriff, Sheriff Plummer, and the vigilantes who destroyed the gang.

Swallows and Amazons

A porn film. Avoid.
 
Laqueesha

Laqueesha

The New Republic: To Make Men Free

A movie about the early history of the U.S. Republican Party. From its founding in the 1850s, to the Civil War in the 1860s, and Reconstruction in the 1870s.
 
Ogrebear

Ogrebear

Rockstar: cut my hair and change my name!

This movie follows the rise of a No-Body from obscurity and poverty to super rockstardom! Complete with crazyness like: a king size tub big enough for ten, a black jet with a bedroom in it, the hilltop houses with fifteen cars, hanging out in the coolest Hollywood VIP bars, with movie stars, and getting his own star on Hollywood Boulevard between Cher and James Dean. Also, controversial moments like hiring eight body guards that love to beat up fans, and singing songs that offend the censors, plus getting the front door key to the Playboy mansion!
 

Zheng He

Star Wars:

1985 movie based on the behind the scenes back stabbing between cast members during the making of a movie. Loosely based on events from several OTL films.
 

Zheng He

Raiders of the Lost Ark:

1982 movie staring Harrison Ford and John Rhys-Davies as the leaders of a 1922 expedition to Mount Ararat in Turkey trying to find Noah's Ark. The team is successful but on their way down the mountain to report their find they are attacked and killed by a groups of mysterious bandits. The bandits are disguised as Kurdish rebels but are in fact direct descendants of Noah still living in the remote area where their ship made land fall after the great flood. Since then they have lived their and protected their family's legacy and one of the Bible's greatest secrets.
 

sunsurf

STAR TREK (2009)
J.J. Abrams' docudrama about the making of the original Star Trek series, with Chris Pine as William Shatner, Zachary Quinto as Leonard Nimoy, and George Clooney as Gene Roddenberry.

STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS
J.J. Abrams' followup about the early days of ST fandom, how they dealt with their sadness over the cancellation of the series, with the rise of the fanzines and increasing popularity of fan conventions.
Stars Miranda Cosgrove as Jean Lorrah, Miley Cyrus as Paula Smith, and Rebel Wilson as Bjo Trimble.

STAR TREK BEYOND
J.J. Abrams' docudrama about Star Trek going beyond TV into movies, with the intense behind-the-scenes drama of Paramount executives, scriptwriters, producers and directors trying to decide on a new Star Trek movie.

STAR TREK: A NEW HOPE
J.J. Abrams' docudrama about fans' hopes for the new Next Generation ST spinoff series.

STAR TREK: THE PHANTOM MENACE
J.J. Abrams' satirical look at the petty rivalries and infighting among fans of ST:TOS, TNG, DS9, Voyager, Enterprise, Star Wars, Doctor Who, and other media franchises.

STAR TREK: THE FORCE AWAKENS
J.J. Abrams sci-fi thriller set in the year 2070, when Star Trek has been all but forgotten amidst the real-life turmoil of the 21st century. The Yellowstone supervolcano erupts, followed by the worldwide collapse of civilization. A small cadre of Star Trek fans had been hiding in secret, accumulating wealth and materials, and once civilization falls, the Star Trek fans, all techno-geeks, literateurs and liberal environmentalists, are ready to step in and restore civilization.
 
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