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A short TL? Now you're just taking the piss.

I know, I know, but I've got all kinds of other shit to do in the coming weeks, so I can't really afford to keep a schedule with this. Besides, it's not as though most people who set arbitrary time limits ever keep them anymore.

Not like the old days. Remember The Deadliest Meatball?

Ah yes, the fabled TLIAAD (timeline in an actual day). Still not sure whether I should've actually done that, the ending felt a bit rushed and there was more stuff to explore.

Another time, another place.

Indeed.

I notice you still decided you had to do the internal dialogue thing though.

Hang on a second here. You're a second voice. You have no purpose except to facilitate this dialogue.

...yes?

So are you trying to object to your own existence?

...

Well?

...anyway, so what's all this then?

The graphic should clue you in if the title didn't.

The Battle of the Umlauts, and there's a road sign with a rather crude red stroke across the Ö in MALMÖ?

That's supposed to look as though the sign has been vandalised.

...it's shit mate.

I know, I know, but there were no good photos online for me to edit, so the alternative would've been to go out and actually defile a road sign, and legal issues aside, I really don't have time for that this week.

So the gist of it is that some Danes go across the bridge and decide to both commit petty vandalism and commit a hilariously uptight form of petty vandalism? The title does it justice, it sounds like a very short TL indeed.

Not quite. For a start, the Danes ITTL didn't have to cross any bridge to get to Malmö...
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