The Al Gore Presidency
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The President needs to drink more milk. 
Also, is it correct to presume that Al & Tipper continue to reside at the Vice President's Residence and that Hillary has been permitted to remain living in the White House for these few days? If this is the case, and unless Bobby has a shocking turn of events planned, Gore's legacy as POTUS will be that he'll be the 1st president since Washington not to have lived in the White House.
Also, is it correct to presume that Al & Tipper continue to reside at the Vice President's Residence and that Hillary has been permitted to remain living in the White House for these few days? If this is the case, and unless Bobby has a shocking turn of events planned, Gore's legacy as POTUS will be that he'll be the 1st president since Washington not to have lived in the White House.
When young children (not my grandchildren, unless something has gone horrifically wrong with the universe) ask me in thirty years time 'Mr V-J, were you a part of the Al Gore Presidency thread?' I will be able to answer with a full and throaty 'Why yes! I was one of the original pioneers. The seed of that work of genius grew in my own fertile soil into the literary temple and phenomenon we know today.'
Thank Apollo and all the Gods that I was here for this great event.
Thank Apollo and all the Gods that I was here for this great event.
IIRC, The Onion did a piece about Bush vs. Gore getting overturned and Gore getting to be president for the two weeks before Obama's inauguration in January 2009
IIRC, The Onion did a piece about Bush vs. Gore getting overturned and Gore getting to be president for the two weeks before Obama's inauguration in January 2009
I didn't see that.
Eight years later? Who overturned it, the UN? That's one quick crap. In fact, it's so quick that I think the whole thread should be moved into ASB.
Gore's an environmentalist. He conserves his urine as long as possible so he doesn't waste water when flushing.
Also, he probably doesn't flush.
I'm not sure whether to think this TL is awesome, or tastelessly disgusting... I shall continue to follow this.
JoeMulk
Banned
http://www.theonion.com/articles/supreme-court-overturns-bush-v-gore,2620/IIRC, The Onion did a piece about Bush vs. Gore getting overturned and Gore getting to be president for the two weeks before Obama's inauguration in January 2009
[snip: "According to political analysts, the road ahead for President Gore is not an easy one. During his first conference call with House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, NATO, OPEC, and the United Nations, Gore admitted that making good on his campaign promises in the next six to eight weeks might be difficult. The president noted his pledge to provide affordable health care to every single child in the U.S. by 2004 as "specifically in need of possible amending."
Gore also withdrew his intentions to pay off the national debt by 2012."
Vice-President Elect Cheney dies also. and then everyone in line for the presidency dies until it leaves Gore.
Lycaon pictus
Donor
Let's not get ahead of ourselves. We still don't know what Gore is having for dinner.
No, I think it was a false alarm. Everyone's had those.
Realistically, he would probably continue to reside at the VP residence (Naval Observatory). Although, he *should* continue working out of the White House, which Gore did, although probably in his own office and not the Oval.
Even if he's merely handling a caretaker presidency for a couple days, there's still a lot of work to be done. Pardons for one thing (not just the ones already paid for).
And the death of George W. Bush would go like this:
9:00 AM President-elect George W. Bush's motorcade is involved in a traffic accident that culminates in his personal limousine suffering a head-on collission. Bush is pronounced dead-on-arrival at George Washington University.
9:15 AM President Al Gore is told of the President-elect's death. He contemplates this over a bowl of Cheerios.
9:28 AM Gore finishes his bowl of Cheerios.
But yes, to the real timeline. What is he doing after lunch? More defecation? Another movie? Or will he take a nap? The suspense is killing me.
Dom
Moderator
I don't think i've ever been out of the bathroom that quickly even for a false alarm.
Does President Gore not like to relax and read a book, or possibly important presidential reports, whilst in the loo?
Also, I am worried about the lack of details vis a vis exactly what cereals President Gore likes, since you Americans have such a wide range, this is of vital importance.