[11] IOTL, Upstairs, Downstairs (which, you will recall, is a comedy program called Behind the Green Baize Door ITTL) repeated for Drama Series; The Carol Burnett Show repeated for Variety Series; Tony Randall won Lead Actor, Comedy for The Odd Couple; and Robert Blake won Lead Actor, Drama for Baretta (butterflied away ITTL).

Please tell me that George Cole plays the butler in Behind the Green Baize Door . Apparently IOTL he was considered for the role of Hudson in Upstairs, Downstairs.

Cheers,
Nigel.
 
Cool update. I assume Adama's Ark is proto-alt-Battlestar Galactica. I wonder how different that show would be if its style was conceived more in the wake of more successful Star Trek than a TV imitation of Star Wars like OTL. Of course the core concept is very different from either, but I mean the aesthetics and the framing (and how TV executives would pitch it).

Wish it was going to be a better title than Adama's Ark....

That's the working title of the pilot. If it's picked up as a series, it might get a better name.

Cheers,
Nigel.

I certainly hope so.
But it'd probably end up becoming Spaceship Ark or something

Like the idea for the 15th anniversary thing.

Indeed. And what would be a better title for it than "Enterprising Redhead" I wonder?... ;)

Good update BB, keep 'em coming!
 
More good work, as usual.;)
Brainbin said:
Husband to the Studio Chief (an unofficial title)
And an unpaid staff position?:p
Brainbin said:
but one prominent example– Captain Miller
:cool: I take it this limits the show to the squad & leaves off the wife?:cool: Nitpick, tho: wouldn't it be "Lieutenant Miller", since he's only running the squad, & not the whole precinct? (That bugged me, retrospectively, about the OTL show.)
Brainbin said:
Police Story
Does that get the credit for redefining cop shows? As I recall, it changed the way cop shows were done (or so it was said at the time) & helped make "Hill Street" possible.
LordInsane said:
To at least some degree, that is mystery novels in general
I thought that might be it. Thx.:)
Thande said:
It's a general rule that what looks like a yawning cultural chasm to you between you and your neighbour will be an indiscernible hairline crack to anyone from further away. Most people in the UK and especially Europe cannot tell Canadian and American accents apart, for instance.
That may explain why Brits can't spot a phony American accent. Every Brit actor I've ever heard, except Hugh Laurie (who has an excellent ear, it seems,:cool: or more exposure), gets it wrong--& always the same way.:eek::confused:
Thande said:
"Canadian = American + 5% Scotland and Helium").
:D:D
Thande said:
This is also true in reverse, of course. I am from Yorkshire, and we have a deep and abiding rivalry with Lancashire, yet people from the South of England (never mind foreigners) cannot tell our accents apart, which we immediately can of course. It's a matter of perspective.
I think it's also a matter of exposure, to an extent. If you've never heard it, how do you recognize it? I also think there's a personal ability involved. Some people are good at noticing. (Is it vain to say I'm one of them?;))

FYI, the Canadian & American pronunciations, generally, are "older" than the native Briton ones: that is, they've changed less. (Not the slightest clue why...but apparently, the further from the home country, the less changed the language is.)
The Blue-Eyed Infidel said:
IMO, there are four basic Canadian accents (among Canadians with English as a first language): Newfoundland, Maritimes, Central Canada, Rural Prairies
I'd say "Prairie", 'cause it's not just "rural".
The Blue-Eyed Infidel said:
Central Canadian is fairly difficult to distinguish from "Broadcaster" American English if (like me) you have problems hearing the "aboot" dipthong
I've heard that describe the distinction between Canadian & American, but I've never been able to distinguish it, myself.
The Blue-Eyed Infidel said:
Prairies is strikingly similar to the American Midwestern accent
I'd agree. I noticed the Texan accents of some of the characters in "Dallas", & they'd have stood out here. (That was supposedly East Texas.) We also had visitors once from Fort Worth, & I never noticed any accent (tho I should say, I was pretty young then, but I've been fascinated with voices for years). Don't recall noticing any from the local newscasters from North Dakota (when we used to get them on cable), but that could've been a bit washed out....

I'd also say there's some dialect shared with Prairie as far away as Arizona & New Mexico & (perhaps) as far west as the Rockies. Recall "McCloud": the New Yorkers never understood "There y'go.", but here, it was clear as day.;)
Thande said:
Although this is somewhat subjective, linguists have claimed that the UK and Ireland have more accent and dialect variations within them than the entire North American continent; of course a longer history and geographic reasons (isolation within valleys) play a role there.
I'd think that's true. Language changes over time, so it's likely the "local" dialect changes more rapidly than the "distant", & isolated areas will tend to differ more thanks to less interchange. I wonder: does the Web mean we get a more standard English, or a more varied one? As a Canadian, I feel a bit "trilingual": reasonably fluent in American & British English, too.:p Does the Web mean all English-speakers will be able to be?
naraht said:
1) English has all of the Purity of a Dockhouse Whore
2) English will follow other languages down dark alleys hit them over the head and rifle through their pockets for vocabulary.
:D It's a great language, ain't it?:cool: It does make me wonder, tho: why does English do that, & other languages don't? Is that a cultural trait of native speakers?
Thande said:
I assume Adama's Ark is proto-alt-Battlestar Galactica. I wonder how different that show would be
Given the origin, I'd imagine not much: strong resemblance to "ST:V" or Exodus. Probably not "voyage home", tho (which was a major reason I disliked OTL "BG" so much).
 
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My two favorite comments on English (especially from my wife who was a French major).
1) English has all of the Purity of a Dockhouse Whore
2) English will follow other languages down dark alleys hit them over the head and rifle through their pockets for vocabulary.

The full quote (by James Nicholl) is:

The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.

Cheers,
Nigel.
 
Ah, I see the proto-BSG has reached fruition! Awesome!:D

And just as important, I see this world's version of The Jeffersons has now premiered.

Good stuff, Brainbin, and can't wait for more!:)
 
Hmmmm...will Captain Miller encounter a time traveller with a long striped scarf, as he did OTL? (Or could the alternate Doctor #4 have a different prop?)
 
Glen said:
Do you know which episode that was in?
I don't think he was, strictly speaking, The Doctor, tho he may have been meant as a wink at it. ("The Arthur Dietrich?") And was it tin futures?:p
 
Thank you, everyone, for your thoughtful commentary, both in response to my latest update and on the thread in general! I apologize for my delay in getting back to all 34 of these lovely posts, but I did want to make sure that everyone had spoken their piece. And now, without further delay, my responses:

You are far too kind. :eek: As to a Title. Erm, how about "That Wacky Limerick"?
And now I've added it to the main Wiki page (which, someday, I will also populate with information more relevant to the facts and figures of TTL ;))

but guessing you're all referring to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Samuel_Rogers or possibly his son http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Rogers_III. That seems a hell of a dynasty there.
The elder of these two is indeed Darth Rogers. The younger is more like Luke, if he had joined his father and ruled the... Canadian telecommunications sector.

Far from impossible, although the linguistic Anglophilia would not have been quite so widespread in the 70s as it is today (English had not been an obligatory part of primary education for quite as many decades then). The available channels seems to have been fairly insular at the time, as well, although that appears to have begun to change during the decade (Swedish state television showed several episodes of Space 1999, for instance).
How fortunate, then, that we have an opportunity to make a difference at the precise point in which Scandinavian culture is undergoing a paradigm shift!

LordInsane said:
As to cultural Anglophilia, it (in my experience) tends to be directed towards the United Kingdom specifically more than the Anglosphere in general.
Understood. We'll have to see if the Commonwealth Trade Agreement might have some cultural effects that could work to increase Canadian (or Australasian!) influence.

The cultural dissonance there is indeed interesting, I didn't really appreciate it myself until I saw things like the US version of Whose Line Is It Anyway referencing Jeopardy catchphrases and getting a huge laugh just from the reference, as though it was as memetic a reference as Star Trek or something, and went to Disney World and saw that they themed one of their multimedia experiences around it. Until then I didn't realise how much bigger a thing Jeopardy (and Wheel of Fortune) is in the US (and Canada).
Whose Line itself is a terrific example of this cultural difference, because it's quite remarkable how two shows with an identical premise, similar presentation and episode structure, most of the same games, and many of the same principals, could be so different from one another. And for the official record, to spur the inevitable debate on the subject: I prefer the American version, simply because it's a lot funnier to me, in terms of laughs per minute.

Thande said:
I'm not sure how it was from your perspective, but the consensus over here is that Weakest Link flopped in the States because Americans didn't like Anne Robinson's confrontational style of hosting. Of course most Britons don't like it either, but there is the sadist-show aspect of watching the contestants fail and so on... Weakest Link recently came to an end, much to the disappointment of Private Eye, which runs a 'Dumb Britain' column of amusingly stupid answers to gameshow questions, and Weakest Link used to give them at least 50% of their best material due to how people blurt out idiotic answers without thinking when under the pressure of Anne Robinson's hosting style.
The Weakest Link was one of many imitators of Millionaire to reach American shores in the early 2000s, and on that score it was actually quite successful: Robinson definitely became a major selling point, and anticipated the Mean Brit craze launched by Simon Cowell a couple of years later; "You are the Weakest Link. Goodbye" became a legitimate pop culture catch phrase; and the show managed to last for a couple of seasons, not that bad considering that it was completely overwhelmed by the subsequent reality game show fad (which, in turn, sadly burgeoned into a whole genre of television). It wasn't a total write-off, IMHO.

Thande said:
I seem to remember seeing a Canadian version of Millionaire hosted by a woman at some point, unless it was an American import after they replaced Philbin as the host (I saw it in Alberta). Either way, the woman clearly didn't get the concept of the show, giving away the answers much too easily instead of building the tension and making the contestant uneasy.
You almost certainly saw the American syndicated version, hosted by Meredith Vieira since 2002. The Canadian Edition (consisting of only two specials), was hosted by Pamela Wallin, and aired only once, in September of 2000 (by which time the parent series was already undergoing a steep decline in the USA).

Thande said:
BTW, hope you don't mind these digressions, I trust that they are ultimately helping you with your project by giving you ideas about different media paths in other countries and so on.
I don't mind them in the least! I very much appreciate them, in fact; because popular culture is built on them :)

Conceptually, I liked it, but the execution was awful. It also struck me a lot of the questions were very U.S. culture-specific. (Bad enough when "Jeopardy!" asks about who's on U.S. money, like nobody in Canada watches...:rolleyes:)
Washington, Lincoln, Hamilton, Jackson, Grant, and Franklin. And I didn't even have to look them up :cool: (Now ask an American to name everyone on our money ;))

phx1138 said:
That really had me wondering what they were thinking.:confused::confused: It wasn't like the original wasn't widely available to, IDK, everyone with a TV.:rolleyes:
It's the same reasoning that brought us Canadian Idol, Canada's Next Top Model, Canada's Got Talent, So You Think You Can Dance Canada, Top Chef Canada...

phx1138 said:
I will bow to your superior knowledge.;) Many of those I do recall watching, but must have been too young to pay attention to the network.:eek:
The CBC made the switch when they were riding high with their original programming (such as Road to Avonlea, and the early years of This Hour Has 22 Minutes), and shortly before federal budget cutbacks made them realize - too late - that the good times could not last. And now there's no turning back...

phx1138 said:
If you can work a miracle & keep it on the air, you will have my undying admiration. (Not that you don't now.:p)
Let's not get ahead of ourselves; we have a few other projects to get through first ;)

phx1138 said:
I invite you to take that up with Mr Lightfoot, not with me.;)
If he could read my mind, well, what a tale my thoughts would tell :mad:

I'll second that. You've done a great job of going down memory lane and showing us some of the alternate byways.
Thank you, Nigel :)

It's a general rule that what looks like a yawning cultural chasm to you between you and your neighbour will be an indiscernible hairline crack to anyone from further away.
Very true - and it's also worth noting that smaller nations who neighbour larger, more influential countries with the same language and/or cultural heritage tend to be far more defensive about their distinctiveness. There are plenty of examples within the Anglosphere, but also beyond it - look at Austria, for instance.

Remember, the Canadian accent is Inverse Brooklynese. Brooklynese starts everything with "Aay" and the Canadians end everything with it. :)
Welcome aboard, naraht! That's an interesting comparison, though I'm not sure I entirely agree :p

Cool update. I assume Adama's Ark is proto-alt-Battlestar Galactica. I wonder how different that show would be if its style was conceived more in the wake of more successful Star Trek than a TV imitation of Star Wars like OTL. Of course the core concept is very different from either, but I mean the aesthetics and the framing (and how TV executives would pitch it).
Thank you, Thande :) Yes, Adama's Ark is the (working!) title for what IOTL became Battlestar Galactica, a name chosen only because the success of Star Wars (in addition to the lasting appeal of Star Trek) convinced executives that it had to have the word "star" somewhere in the title. The core story - Exodus retold in deep space, with added Mormon trappings - will remain unchanged, but there are a number of variables to take into account (some of which you've already touched upon) that we'll explore when I make my inevitable update on the subject. The title is only the first, and the most obvious, of these.

Like the idea for the 25th anniversary thing.
Thank you! I'm quite surprised that it didn't occur to anyone IOTL; but with That Wacky Redhead having sold her studio, there wasn't nearly as strong a sense of continuity there. The advantage of a 25th anniversary show, as opposed to the 50th of OTL, is that three of the four principals are still alive and willing to reminisce.

Please tell me that George Cole plays the butler in Behind the Green Baize Door . Apparently IOTL he was considered for the role of Hudson in Upstairs, Downstairs.
Very well, I'll cast Cole - whom I personally know from his turn as Major-General Stanley - in that role. His rather gruesome death will also be butterflied away ITTL.

Indeed. And what would be a better title for it than "Enterprising Redhead" I wonder?... ;)
I have no idea. I'm open to suggestions, people! :p

The Professor said:
Good update BB, keep 'em coming!
Thank you, Professor :)

More good work, as usual.;)
Thank you, phx!

phx1138 said:
And an unpaid staff position?:p
You'll note that all three of his fellow top-level executives, including his wife, don't seem to think much of him (which is in keeping with OTL).

phx1138 said:
:cool: I take it this limits the show to the squad & leaves off the wife?:cool:
As IOTL, not at first; but eventually they'll strike the right balance.

phx1138 said:
Nitpick, tho: wouldn't it be "Lieutenant Miller", since he's only running the squad, & not the whole precinct? (That bugged me, retrospectively, about the OTL show.)
Miller was in charge of the whole precinct. Apparently, he was just really good at running it from his office in the squad room.

phx1138 said:
Does that get the credit for redefining cop shows? As I recall, it changed the way cop shows were done (or so it was said at the time) & helped make "Hill Street" possible.
Well, Police Story did win quite a number of Emmys IOTL, dwarfed only by (surprise, surprise) Hill Street Blues itself in that regard.

Ah, I see the proto-BSG has reached fruition! Awesome!:D
Yes, I decided that a more successful Star Trek wouldn't quite be enough for Larson's brainchild to be given a chance, especially considering what he would be asking for it. But in combination with the success of Moonraker, it would be just enough for one network to give it a chance, especially when NBC has a wide-open berth for it (given the end of Doctor Who - and The Bill Cosby Show, which follows it) on Monday nights at 8:00, their home for science-fiction programming since 1968.

vultan said:
And just as important, I see this world's version of The Jeffersons has now premiered.
It has. Sherman Hemsley retains the role of George Jefferson, as Lear created it explicitly for him (though he could not assume it immediately, as he was committed to Purlie at the time; hence the creation of his brother Henry, who suddenly disappeared once George finally came into the picture). Most of the other roles are differently cast, alas.

vultan said:
Good stuff, Brainbin, and can't wait for more!:)
Thank you, vultan :)

Hmmmm...will Captain Miller encounter a time traveller with a long striped scarf, as he did OTL? (Or could the alternate Doctor #4 have a different prop?)
Absolutely not; in the USA ITTL, The Doctor is the Third Doctor as opposed to the Fourth, so any reference would be to him instead.

Have to say, kinda funny thinking of Moonraker as the movie that saves Sci-Fi!
Having Moonraker be the Star Wars of TTL, and the best Bond film since the 1960s, appeals to my sense of irony :D

I'm not sure when my next update will be ready, but I hope to have it written sooner, rather than later. Thank you all for your patience and understanding :)
 

Thande

Donor
Whose Line itself is a terrific example of this cultural difference, because it's quite remarkable how two shows with an identical premise, similar presentation and episode structure, most of the same games, and many of the same principals, could be so different from one another. And for the official record, to spur the inevitable debate on the subject: I prefer the American version, simply because it's a lot funnier to me, in terms of laughs per minute.

I agree it's a very good example of cultural dissonance. They briefly showed the American version over here and it flopped hard, with everyone (including me at the time) complaining that the Americans had ruined yet another of our concepts with their adaptation. It wasn't until years later I came back to it via the internet and found out how funny the US version was: it's because of that same cultural dissonance, most Britons can't get past the fact that the audience scream and yell as soon as anyone gets up off their chairs, it makes them sound like demented lunatics to our ear and casts a bit of a shadow over the whole proceedings. But if you can get past that, then you realise how brilliant the humour can be. Where it benefits over the British version is, strangely, the more limited cast--it means that they gain more experience working together and eventually everyone develops the same rapport that Colin and Ryan already had from their longstanding double act. And from that, you can have things like Party Quirks and Let's Make A Date where the quirk is much, much more complex than it was in the UK version, and yet still have a good chance of the players being able to identify it, just because they know each other so much better.

I still like the British version a lot of course, but it's a different kind of humour. A decent comparison is to I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue vs. Just A Minute, two of our premier radio comedies. Just A Minute changes its lineup every episode, though there are many recurring players, while Clue formerly kept the same lineup every episode, then after one of the regulars sadly died just switch out that one seat, resulting in the same sort of dynamic as in US Whose Line. The hosting styles of the hosts also reflect the two incarnations of Whose Line, but this time the other way around: Just A Minute has the overly bright and cheerful Nicholas Parsons who the players constantly rib about his background and make outrageous insinuations about, like Drew Carey on US Whose Line, while Clue had Humphrey Lyttelton till his death and now has Jack Dee, both of whom have the schtick of acting miserable and reluctant about the whole affair and being contemptuous of the players, like Clive Anderson on UK Whose Line.

I suppose the upshot is not to be too judgemental about these things: I think our media is too quick to assume American adaptations always ruin everything. One slightly strange example of this is, when they briefly imported US Whose Line as mentioned above, I remember the TV guide claimed disparagingly that they had Americanised it by having separate teams with team captains who actually competed for points that meant something, because Americans have devil-take-the-hindmost competition as their 'hat' so much that they can't grasp the concept of the points not mattering. Of course, anyone who's actually watched US Whose Line knows that all of that is bollocks and in fact Drew Carey makes a signature line out of saying that the points don't matter. So I think sometimes we rush to judgement about these things and perhaps lose out on some gems that way.
 
Very well, I'll cast Cole - whom I personally know from his turn as Major-General Stanley - in that role. His rather gruesome death will also be butterflied away ITTL.

That's great ! In the UK, he's probably best known as Arthur Daley. I can see him being something of a straight-man in Behind the Green Baize Door, acting as a foil for the two maids.

I have no idea. I'm open to suggestions, people! :p

The Redhead and the Redshirts ? But I think that Enterprising Redhead is better.

A decent comparison is to I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue vs. Just A Minute, two of our premier radio comedies. Just A Minute changes its lineup every episode, though there are many recurring players, while Clue formerly kept the same lineup every episode, then after one of the regulars sadly died just switch out that one seat, resulting in the same sort of dynamic as in US Whose Line.

For a long period (in the seventies and eigthies), Just a Minute did have a pretty fixed line up of Clement Freud, Peter Jones, Derek Nimmo and Kenneth Williams. Admittedly, it didn't start with that line-up and there have always been variations - Nicholas Parsons has appeared on the panel on a couple of occasions with some-one else taking over as chariman.

Also, the panel of ISIHAC had a different line-up for the first couple of seasons, being made up of the cast of I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again. The regular panel formed in 1974 when Willie Rushton replaced Bill Odie.

I think that the difference is more one of personal style between the two hosts. Nicholas Parsons has a genuine enthusiasm for the show (he's been on every episode for 45 years now), while (as you say) Humph acted as though he was forced to be there: "My, oh My ! Do we have a show for you tonight ! ... I'm sorry, I misread that - Why, Oh Why do we have a show for you tonight ?". The panel of Just a Minute act more competitively than ISIHAC - the arguments about the rules is part of the comedy of the show and they actually keep track of the scores. To quote Humph again: "It's just occurred to me that Samantha hasn't given us the score... since 1981". In ISIHAC, the only round where the panel really argues about the rules is "Mornington Crescent", where such arguments are the point of the game.

There's something of a one-way rivalry between the shows as well, with ISIHAC having a game called "Just a Minim", where the panalists have to sing a song without Repetition, Deviation, Hesitation or Repetition - with the songs such as "She'll be Coming Round the Mountain" where the lyrics are repetitive anyway.


Cheers,
Nigel.
 
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Brainbin said:
The elder of these two is indeed Darth Rogers. The younger is more like Luke, if he had joined his father and ruled the... Canadian telecommunications sector.
And that makes the Emperor...?:p
Brainbin said:
Washington, Lincoln, Hamilton, Jackson, Grant, and Franklin. And I didn't even have to look them up :cool: (Now ask an American to name everyone on our money ;))
Hell, I can't even do that.:eek: (Let's see... The Queen, The Queen...:p Bluenose...:p)
Brainbin said:
It's the same reasoning that brought us Canadian Idol, Canada's Next Top Model, Canada's Got Talent, So You Think You Can Dance Canada, Top Chef Canada...
You suppose CanCon has something to do with it...?:rolleyes: I wouldn't be the least surprised.
Brainbin said:
The CBC made the switch when they were riding high with their original programming (such as Road to Avonlea, and the early years of This Hour Has 22 Minutes), and shortly before federal budget cutbacks made them realize - too late - that the good times could not last. And now there's no turning back...
Sad... We compromised the idea of a national broadcaster, & we've got way too many people who'd kill off CBC entire.:mad:
Brainbin said:
Let's not get ahead of ourselves; we have a few other projects to get through first ;)
Just a vote in favor, when you're ready.;)
Brainbin said:
If he could read my mind, well, what a tale my thoughts would tell :mad:
Fortunately nobody here can. This is a G-rated thread.:p
Brainbin said:
You'll note that all three of his fellow top-level executives, including his wife, don't seem to think much of him (which is in keeping with OTL).
:eek: Nothing like a happy marriage.:rolleyes:
Brainbin said:
As IOTL, not at first; but eventually they'll strike the right balance.
Suits.
Brainbin said:
Miller was in charge of the whole precinct. Apparently, he was just really good at running it from his office in the squad room.
I never got that sense... And given the typical NYPD precinct captain's office wasn't in the squad...:rolleyes: Ah, well.
Brainbin said:
Well, Police Story did win quite a number of Emmys IOTL, dwarfed only by (surprise, surprise) Hill Street Blues itself in that regard.
No, not a surprise, nor that it won awards.
Brainbin said:
Larson's brainchild
I'm curious to see just how changed it is. Especially to know if I'd have like TTL's version better.;)
Brainbin said:
Having Moonraker be the Star Wars of TTL, and the best Bond film since the 1960s, appeals to my sense of irony :D
Mine, too.;)
 

Glen

Moderator
@ Brainbin - If he could read my mind, well, what a story my thoughts would tell - Jim Croce reference?
 
Glen said:
@ Brainbin - If he could read my mind, well, what a story my thoughts would tell - Jim Croce reference?
Oh, no, one of Gordy Lightfoot's biggest hits: "Paperback Hero". (Used on the film's soundtrack, IIRC, too.)
 

Glen

Moderator
I think the song title is actually if you could read my mind, paperback hero was just the name of the movie it was later used in. By the way I love that song great lyrics!
 
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