Thanks, BB. I certainly for one never realised the connection between Fawlty Towers and Cheers. I like this thread because I learn new things!
You're most welcome! I consider that one of the primary objectives of this timeline - teaching people about television trivia
A still of the finished logo would be fine. I was not expecting you to take it further than that.
Very well, he's a rough idea of what I had in mind for the logo bumper:
As noted, a starfield, and the lettering changed from gold to a brilliant white. I discovered a more accurate (and contemporary) representation of how I wanted the Desilu logo to be animated - based on
the OTL Orion Pictures logo (from 1984). The section from :08 to :12 would form the basis of how the Desilu image would look. Instead of the "O", the letters would be "written" under the dot in the "i", which would in turn form somehow out of the starfield. The melody would be a more modern arrangement of
the original.
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And now, for what I like to call the Portugal Package! A few odds and ends pertaining to the kingdom (
yes, kingdom) as it exists ITTL:
The population of the Kingdom of Portugal in 1981 ITTL. The OTL population (of just the
Continente, along the two autonomous regions of the Azores and Madeira) was 9,833,000, compared to 9,790,000 ITTL. Why the difference? Well, those four additional autonomous regions will not see an exodus of Europeans returning to Portugal, because they never became independent. Indeed, emigration
from the continent to the insular regions will continue. Note also that Portugal is divided into "Continental Portugal" (usually just
O Continente in Portuguese parlance) and "Insular Portugal" (
Portugal Insular, though properly
As Regiões Autónomas - the autonomous regions), because the term "metropole" (and its complement, "overseas") is deemed too loaded and insensitive - and it helps that all six autonomous region are either islands, or
on islands (Timor), or
partly islands (Macau). That said, I'll use the non-PC terms to shed light on an
intriguing detail: Portugal's 83% metropolitan population constitutes the smallest of any
de facto colonial power. The next-smallest is the United Kingdom, at just over 90%, although it should be noted that the overwhelming majority of the peripheral population (9%) lives in Hong Kong, the single most populous colony left in the world (with five million people c. 1981). France, by contrast, has a metropolitan population of over 97%, c. 1983. Another fun fact: the population of the territories Portugal
lost in the last decade is 21,155,000 in 1981 - nearly double that of what remains (1.9 times, to be more precise).
Say hello to the flag of the Kingdom of Portugal - mostly the same as the republican flag, except for the crown (which has resulted in the arms being vertically re-centred). Hardcore monarchists would have preferred the 1830-1910 design, yes, but in the end (and unlike Henri V of France, back in 1871), they're willing to compromise on the great flag debate. It should be noted that the monarchy had been deposed for
62 years - which is, if I'm not mistaken, the longest interregnum in modern European history (the next-longest is that of Spain, at 44 years - also the longest IOTL) - that's almost as long as the 1830-1910 flag had flown under the monarchy!
Besides, the monarchical coat of arms
was restored, whole-cloth (replacing the republican version without so much as a minor concession):
There
was a flag debate, though, and while it raged, a placeholder flag (what I like to call the "sewn-on crown" design, which should be self-explanatory) was in use - introduced when Edward/Duarte II was enthroned (Portuguese monarchs do not have coronations). Speaking of our Edward II (and his son, Edward III), let's take a look at his family tree:
Every Portuguese (and Brazilian) monarch since John VI has been descended from him. This list of Portuguese monarchs is presented in order from left-to-right, top-to-bottom (along with the two Brazilian Emperors for completion's sake). What's not listed is that Edward II very helpfully married a great-granddaughter of Pedro II of Brazil - the daughter of a pretender to the throne (there have been two competing lines since 1921), thus reuniting the branches of the family. However, Edward II's line is the sole legitimate agnatic line of descent from John VI, and has been since the death of his older half-brother Miguel in 1923 - whose marriage was declared illegitimate because he wed a commoner. Yes, really. Pretenders take their claims
very seriously - in fact, that's exactly why there
are two competing lines to the throne of Brazil. When Edward II took the throne in 1972, he actually became the first King of the House of Braganza since 1853 - Maria II's descendants were technically of the House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha (yes,
that Saxe-Coburg and Gotha), though they continued to style themselves as being of the House of Braganza (apparently it's just not a name that non-Germans wear with pride).
Which brings us to Edward II's sons. He had three. The eldest, Edward III (known as
Duarte Pio IOTL) did not marry until 1996, at age 50, to a minor Portuguese aristocrat. They've since had two sons and a daughter - and a good thing, too, because both of his younger brothers remain unmarried. But ITTL, Edward III is going to become King at age 30 - and I think we
all remember what happened to the
last unmarried King named Edward. He won't be waiting until 20 years into his reign to tie the knot, especially since his brothers seem remarkably unwilling to establish new cadet lines for the House of Braganza. The question is,
who will be the lucky bride? Well, I'm scouting for suitable young ladies of the blood royal (or the blood noble - that'll do in a pinch). Sadly, although Umberto II of Italy lives in exile in Portugal, his daughters are a bit too old - even his youngest is three years older than Edward III, and already married in 1970. A shame, because they'd be perfect otherwise. I've also been looking at more Brazilian ties, and so far the leading candidate on that front is
Eleanora, his second cousin (Isabel, the Princess Imperial, is their mutual great-grandmother) - she's from the other competing line for the Brazilian throne
and she married into the nobility IOTL (in fact, her brother also married her husband's sister). But I'm not committed yet (and therefore, neither is he).
One note about regnal names: although Edward II and Edward III are always called
Duarte in Portuguese, and although by this time most English-language media referred to foreign monarchs (and pretenders) by their native names instead of English translations, I feel that this wouldn't be the case for the two Kings Edward, since Edward is a name of English origin. Besides, "King Edward" really is a name that just rolls off the tongue (that's probably why England has had eleven of them so far

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Thus concludes the Portugal Package! Thanks to
Archangel for his advice on a couple of key points. Any remaining faults are all my own.
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And finally, a
special announcement! As promised long, long ago,
e of pi is going to be gracing this timeline with a guest update, partly as amends for the April Fools joke which we pulled on all of you last year. In fact, his update is the next one on the list! It's going to be an Appendix A update, about a subject very near and dear to his heart...