In a 21st Britain quite different from our own, thousands of families across the country are getting out of bed to start the normal school run. Not so very different at all, I hear you ask. Well no, but how about the schools themselves? You see, Britain, or rather the Empire of the British Isles is hardly an ordinary nation-state. Blessed with eight different languages, all thriving in their own corners of the islands, the EBI makes even Switzerland seem like a monolingual desert when it comes to languages.
And thanks to government policy, each language group has the right to state primary education in their own language wherever in these islands there is the demand, quite something. In multicultural cities like London and Liverpool with longstanding communities from all over the islands present, parents are not hesitating to give their children a slice of state funded bilingual education, regardless of their own linguistic background.
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So, how does it play out?
Well, inter-ethnic relations do really well, with each group having Home Rule and their language rights in their own territories. But what happens in England itself? Well, that's where it gets interesting.
Cities like London and Liverpool in particular become known as the rainbow cities, due to their linguistic diversity. In both cities, communities from across the British Isles create their own state-funded primary schools starting at the end of the Victorian Era, and thus the descendent of Victorian era Irish and Welsh immigrants to England find it much easier to keep their heritage alive down the generations.
In Liverpool, you have your longstanding Irish and Welsh communities, the latter due to the fact that there may well have been 100,000 North Wales welsh-speakers on the Mersey in 1910. In fact, Liverpool is increasingly referred to as the De Facto capital of the Welsh Language, having the largest number of Welsh-speakers out of any city in the world, more so than Wales's own capital, Aberystwyth, and the longstanding Welsh community develops its own urban dialect there.
In London, it's Irish and French primary schools that are particularly popular, the former due to the longstanding Irish community there. By the year 2018, there has been a massive boom in French-language primary schools, but not because of Channel Islanders moving to London, instead because citizens of Francophone countries, in particular French Expats, are doing so.
But it's not just French-speaking parents who like the French schools, its English parents too, for in recent decades, more and more English-speaking parents have been dying to have their children receive a bilingual Education, and increasingly it becomes a criterion for what it is to be 'Middle Class'.
This increasingly makes the EBI an archetype of what it is to be European, but it also raises questions. Why is it, that French-speaking foreign nationals have the right to send their children to state-funded schools in their mother tongue, but Polish or Punjabi residents don't have that right? It becomes an election issue.
And thanks to government policy, each language group has the right to state primary education in their own language wherever in these islands there is the demand, quite something. In multicultural cities like London and Liverpool with longstanding communities from all over the islands present, parents are not hesitating to give their children a slice of state funded bilingual education, regardless of their own linguistic background.
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- The Lowlands of Scotland manage to go through the 'Davidian Revolution' without ceasing to speak Gaelic, much like the Baltic states had foreign cities and incursions on their soil at this time without loosing their indigenous language
- The islands' minority languages like Irish, Scottish Gaelic, Manx, Cornish, Norn, Welsh, and Channel Island French, all make it to the 1880s and continue to be spoken by the common people (just like on the Continent at this time) before local based language nationalisms demand language rights like in the Austro-Hungarian Empire
- Due to the fact that Scotland is still totally Gaelic-speaking at this point, the Kings of England don't trust the Scots in colonising Ulster, and for that reason, the Ulster plantations are no more transformational than the plantations of Offaly, for example.
- When the Act of Union happens in 1801, the British government decides to include not just Ireland, but also the Isle of Mann and the Channel Islands. Additionally, when George III is offered the title of 'Emperor of the British Isles', he accepts, making the islands formerly an Empire. Thus, post WWII, the EBI is, along with Japan, one of two states to be ruled by an Emperor.
- In the Channel Islands, the local Anglo-Norman dialects give way to Standard French, and not English, just like Standard French gains ground over Walloon in French-speaking Belgium.
- There is no South Wales coalfield, meaning that the shift to English in South Wales most definitely does not happen.
- In the later 19th century, you have your language based nationalisms and your Home Rule movements. Because there is no Larne Gun-running incident, there is no Ulster volunteers and no Irish Volunteers. Therefore, no Easter Rising. Ireland merely gets Home Rule and eventually you have Home Rule all round.
- When compulsory state funded Education is set up a few decades earlier, the different language groups insist on being educated in their mother tongue. The state is therefore obliged to fund primary schools in any of the eight languages where there is the demand.
So, how does it play out?
Well, inter-ethnic relations do really well, with each group having Home Rule and their language rights in their own territories. But what happens in England itself? Well, that's where it gets interesting.
Cities like London and Liverpool in particular become known as the rainbow cities, due to their linguistic diversity. In both cities, communities from across the British Isles create their own state-funded primary schools starting at the end of the Victorian Era, and thus the descendent of Victorian era Irish and Welsh immigrants to England find it much easier to keep their heritage alive down the generations.
In Liverpool, you have your longstanding Irish and Welsh communities, the latter due to the fact that there may well have been 100,000 North Wales welsh-speakers on the Mersey in 1910. In fact, Liverpool is increasingly referred to as the De Facto capital of the Welsh Language, having the largest number of Welsh-speakers out of any city in the world, more so than Wales's own capital, Aberystwyth, and the longstanding Welsh community develops its own urban dialect there.
In London, it's Irish and French primary schools that are particularly popular, the former due to the longstanding Irish community there. By the year 2018, there has been a massive boom in French-language primary schools, but not because of Channel Islanders moving to London, instead because citizens of Francophone countries, in particular French Expats, are doing so.
But it's not just French-speaking parents who like the French schools, its English parents too, for in recent decades, more and more English-speaking parents have been dying to have their children receive a bilingual Education, and increasingly it becomes a criterion for what it is to be 'Middle Class'.
This increasingly makes the EBI an archetype of what it is to be European, but it also raises questions. Why is it, that French-speaking foreign nationals have the right to send their children to state-funded schools in their mother tongue, but Polish or Punjabi residents don't have that right? It becomes an election issue.