Super Canada

(Quote: Picky, picky. But #3 would not be "Sous Canada", it would be "Bas Canada". -- I think "Sous Canada" is to distinguish it from, say, "Pastry Canada". )

Stupid puns aside, I wanted to add one more thing that could weaken the U.S.'s grip on, and desire for, the Pacific Northwest: if the Lewis and Clark expedition were massacred, with a sole (mutilated) survivor sent back to tell the white man to stay out of [tribe name here]'s lands.
 
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