Stupid Luck and Happenstance, Thread III

ferdi254

Banned
Simms still the breaks, suspension, steering… no thanks for topping 120 mph.

Love the Pogues version

Oh and the beetle was the example of a cheap, reliable and easy to maintain German car.
The status symbols are more Porsche, Rolls Royce, Jaguar, Maserati, Bugatti, Mercedes SL and S, Bentley, Audi A8, BMW 7 series.
 
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Simms still the breaks, suspension, steering… no thanks for topping 120 mph.

Love the Pogues version
Had a caprice (not the impala sport one) and it braked more than well enough, steering was okay too. Suspension well will give you that haha for that.
 

ferdi254

Banned
Oh and funny to see how many people have experience going that fast who had made this experience in a country where that speed most likely will get you into prison if caught ;-)

Just a personal side note.
 
Oh and funny to see how many people have experience going that fast who had made this experience in a country where that speed most likely will get you into prison if caught ;-)

Just a personal side note.
At least we can pass on the right when some dumbass goes slow in the passing lane. :p
 
Part 127, Chapter 2145
Chapter Two Thousand One Hundred Forty-Five



11th June 1972

Mitte, Berlin

A few generations earlier, Kiki’s mere presence in the Synagogue would have been a scandal and her friendship with Aurora would have raised eyebrows. It was something that Aurora herself had pointed out as Kiki had taken on a major role in planning the wedding. The truth was that Kiki didn’t care, people were used to her unorthodox ways, and it had actually been more trouble convincing Zella to wear a dress.

The wedding itself was mercifully free of the expectations that Kiki’s own wedding had entailed a couple years earlier. The event itself was formal but compared to the marriage of an Imperial Princess, it was nothing. Still, Kiki did pick up a bit of chatter around the edges. For Berlin’s Reform Jewish community, this was a far larger deal than it initially appeared. The union between Moishe Ziskind and Aurora Friedmann-Pohorylle was also a between two prominent families. Moishe’s because their involvement with the City of Berlin’s Legal system and Civil Service and Aurora’s due to her parents both being Internationally recognized Photojournalists.

Zella personally wished Aurora happiness. She had lived much of her life largely in the shadow cast Kiki and Zella. It was Kiki’s opinion that her friend deserved so much more than that. She had gone to University, taken a job that had advanced her career, and having grown unhappy that it had taken her to distant Hamburg, Aurora had found a different job that had allowed her to be closer to friends and family in Berlin. This was while Kiki and Zella had paid little mind to what others thought, Aurora in particular, as their lives had taken them all over the globe. It was something that Kiki really did hope to rectify in the coming months and years.

As it was, Kiki had come with Ben and Nina from Kiel to attend this wedding. The other wedding guests were delighted to see Nina, Kiki having done here level best to keep her daughter out of the public eye. Moishe was incredibly nice, even winning Zella over which was nothing less than a miracle.

Ben was holding Nina, mostly to keep her out of trouble as Kiki sat watching proceedings. The two of them had agreed that they could dispense with the medals and uniforms today and just push the complicated matter of their careers out of their minds for a few hours. The fact that both of them were Doctors in different fields caused a bit of confusion though. Kiki felt that it was up to those who cared to figure it out on their own, because she certainly didn’t. The only thing she cared about today was happening up front as Aurora and Moishe stood with their respective parents and the Rabbi. As the ceremony concluded, a wine glass was carefully wrapped in a cloth bag and placed on the floor. Moishe made a show of stomping on it, and everyone was applauding as the newly married couple were ushered into a side room to spend a few quiet moments before the reception began. Kiki was happy that it looked like everything was going off without any serious problems.



Potsdam

Talking on the phone with Ina had been the highpoint of a Sunday evening. She had gone back to her grandfather’s estate in Silesia and was helping with a breeding program involving Japanese Akitas. It was exciting work according to her, because her Opa had decided that for the long-term health of the breed, a certain amount of outbreeding was necessary. So, he had ordered a team of veterinary specialists including his granddaughter who had gone back to school at the nearby University of Breslau to work on that on the sly. It seemed that the Japanese Government viewed the dogs as National Treasures and entire project would be deeply offensive to them. Christian had listened to Ina tell him about the process of selecting a dog breed best suited for their needs. It had been a welcome change from the problem in the form of Wulfstan Auer that he had found himself contending with.

Wulfstan had been furious for the last few days and had been taking it out on the Junior Enlisted. The Officers didn’t have a problem with this. They liked the idea of an Unteroffizer like Wulfstan putting the fear of God into the Soldaten, no matter how ironic that seemed to anyone aware of all the details of the situation.

“What’s gotten into you, Wulf?” Christian asked as Wulfstan stomped into their room and threw himself down on his bed.

“Don’t worry about it” Wulfstan growled before glaring up at the cracked plaster on the ceiling. There was an implied “Or else” in there but Christian outranked him by a considerable margin so if Wulfstan wanted to play that game, then he had better be prepared to lose.

“I get to worry about it because you are in my fire team” Christian said, “Your problems become my problems, especially when I have to listen to the complaints from everyone you’ve pissed off over the last few days.”

“I don’t know if you would understand.”

“Well, at least try to explain this shit” Christian said.

Wulfstan looked annoyed as he opened his locker. Many of the contents looked like something from another era as there was a wolfskin along with a bearded axe. Christian had once dated a girl who had been studying Anthropology at University, so he understood the significance of those things from a book she had lent him about what was known about prehistoric cultures. There had been mention of a “Wolf Cult” and it seemed that Wulfstan’s name wasn’t an accident because he was a part of such a group.

“It’s about this” Wulfstan said pulling a letter out of an envelope. The writing looked like something that would be in the National Antiquities Museum.

“Is this a joke?” Christian asked and earning himself a dirty look from Wulfstan in the process.
 
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I thought so, so possibly either he's being made the centre of a werewolf cult or a Viking style beserker cult. Against his better judgement too.
 
Oh Dear, has he become a member of an SCA group...
In the first season of What We Do in the Shadows, Guillermo is sent to procure virgins for the vampires and he goes to a SCA event to find them.

What Wulfstan is caught in is far worse than that, family squabbles and "traditions" that were more or less made up by them.
 
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Glad to see Aurora finding some happiness and there will virtually be no comment about Kiki attending a Jewish wedding which is a sign in itself about how much Germany has changed over the decades.
What Wulfstan is caught in is far worse than that, family squabbles and "traditions" that were more or less made up by them.
Well they have to start somewhere...
 
What Wulfstan is caught in is far worse than that, family squabbles and "traditions" that were more or less made up by them.
"Wulfstan, you know as well as I do this is a long standing family traditions"
"Father, you started doing it last week"
"Yes Wulfstan, and it is our oldest tradition. you will respect that".
 
"Wulfstan, you know as well as I do this is a long standing family traditions"
"Father, you started doing it last week"
"Yes Wulfstan, and it is our oldest tradition. you will respect that".
Well, a tradition must start somewhere, anyway...
 

ferdi254

Banned
Couples that come together have to make up rituals that become tradition from scratch.
Same is true for any group of people that is newly formed.
And people are fast in that and a shared foundation myth certainly helps.
 
Part 127, Chapter 2146
Chapter Two Thousand One Hundred Forty-Six



13th June 1972

Los Angeles

Getting a call from Brad Bennett was unexpected. Ritchie had not talked to the Producer in over a year and had assumed that he wasn’t interested. Today though, he had called Ritchie at home out of the blue and offered to pay him a consulting fee just for showing up. Considering how Ritchie knew that money was tight at the moment, getting paid to spend half an hour talking to that shark and then having nothing come of it again wouldn’t be too great a hardship. Arriving at film set that was made to look like a barroom covered in broken glass and shattered furniture. Ritchie had seen scenes like this many times in real life, except there was no evidence of the work of Paramedics, blood, or broken bodies anywhere. It was an example of the oddly bloodless, consequence free world of Network television and a reminder of why Ritchie didn’t watch a whole lot of those shows.

“Ritchie!” Bennett called out, “Good you made it.”

He was immediately there shaking Ritchie’s hand. Like always Ritchie was concerned that he might come up a digit of two short afterwards. He had to almost run to keep up with the Producer as Bennett started walking in the direction of the trailers parked just outside the filmset.

“You are paying me” Ritchie replied, and Bennett laughed.

“Straight to the point” Bennett said as he opened the door on one of the trailers and stepped inside. “That is what I like about you.”

Stepping inside, Ritchie noticed that the air-conditioning was on full blast. It was easy to see why someone like Bennett would need refrigeration, he thought to himself. For the same reason that the warehouse in the Los Angeles Morgue was refrigerated. That was something else that was unlikely to ever be seen on television. People thought that it would be antiseptic with stainless steel drawers and whatnot. They would probably be horrified that it was entirely too big an operation for that sort of thing and that the Coroner, and his large staff ran it like any other industrial operation around the clock. That included forklifts and shelving units.

“I got beer, water, or soda” Bennett said rummaging around in the gally kitchen of the trailer. “Want one?”

Seeing the expensive brands of water in the refrigerator, Ritchie made the choice that he figured was least likely to leave him beholden to Bennett.

“I’ll take a soda” Ritchie said.

“Good call” Bennett replied, handing Ritchie a can of Coke.

“Just what did you want?” Ritchie asked.

“It’s all about this” Bennett said as he fiddled with video equipment. A moment later, a recording from a helicopter filled the screen. It was nighttime and the City was brightly lit up like always. The camera focused in on the highway below and a dozen police cars in pursuit of a single car in a highspeed chase. Ritchie recognized it from the events of a couple weeks earlier.

“And look at that” Bennett said, as another patrol car raced down a ramp and just blasted past the cars already in pursuit. “You made them look like if they were barely moving.”

Exactly how Bennett had gotten the tape and learned of Ritchie’s involvement were two questions that instantly came to mind.

“This is the best part” Bennett continued, as the car being pursued raced ahead even as the cars pursuing him were slowing down as fast as they could, right into a sharp left-hand turn while going around three times the speed limit. “He just ate it there. Yeah, I know it’s a tragedy and all, but everyone knew that guy was an asshole.”

Ritchie didn’t find the matter the least bit amusing, someone had died stupidly. Los Angeles being what it was, the fact that particular someone happened to be a washed up, drug addicted former child actor made it huge news.

“This is what you called me about?” Ritchie asked.

“Sort of” Bennett said, “I saw this and wow, you cannot pay for this sort of action, and this gives you loads of credibility.”

“Your point is?” Ritchie asked.

Bennett looked a bit annoyed that Ritchie didn’t seem the least bit interested in getting buttered up. “Alright” He said, “As you know the corporate parent of this company makes big budget movies, not just in America but for an international audience. Recently, an expert in the German Army took a meat axe to a script when they are hoping to get official support on the production. He went to the German Imperial War Museum and got written accounts of the events in question. Seriously, who the fuck does that?”

Bennett threw his hands up in exasperation. Ritchie knew how Screen Writers, Producers, and Directors often played fast and loose with things, not allowing little things like actual history or facts to get in the way of telling a story. It seemed that someone on the other side of the Atlantic was a bit more of a stickler than they figured they would have to deal with.

“So, we have the Writers freaking out and the Studio is pissed. The German Army is backing their guy because he obviously did his homework and suggested that they are withdrawing their support unless all the revisions are made. Someone made the mistake of calling the German Expert and discovered that they have no idea of how to talk to someone like that” Bennett continued, “I told them that I knew someone who could, that we had an expert of our own.”

“You are hoping that I can speak to this Military Expert?” Ritchie asked, “You are aware that I don’t work for you?”

“I am aware of that” Bennett replied, “I figured we would work something out.”

“Getting me to fix this mess for you will not be cheap” Ritchie said, “Even by your standards.”
 
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Still would like to know who the driver was.
Latest clue was washed up ex child actor addicted to drugs was the driver.
The only name I can think of since there is no Vietnam War ITTL it could be Jerry Mathers (I know that was an urban legend that he died in Vietnam) but once again I am going to turn myself inside out in guessing our mysterious cameo appearance.

BTW it was young Manny along with Suse Rosa who went happy pointing out all the mistakes in the script and Ritchie and Manny know each other as they have worked before together on the Senor Arburusto manner.
With the Lucia about to give birth and the upcoming Munich Olympics coming soon Ritchie is not going to leave the Los Angeles area and Manny is going to be part of the security detail for the games as part of the sharp shooters section and won't be able to leave Germany until the Games are over.
Would like to see the Adventures of Manny and Suse Rosa in Hollywood.
 
Still would like to know who the driver was.
Latest clue was washed up ex child actor addicted to drugs was the driver.
The only name I can think of since there is no Vietnam War ITTL it could be Jerry Mathers (I know that was an urban legend that he died in Vietnam) but once again I am going to turn myself inside out in guessing our mysterious cameo appearance.
Mickey Gubitosi
 
He still would have made "In Cold Blood" if the murders still happened ITTL but it is just before, he made "Baretta" oh well don't do the crime if you can't do the time.
 
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