Stars and Stripes Conquerant timeline.

Hssgah! Nyu-! Ungakha! Szpfvtckh! Gyaaghh!

*boom*

*Ed Costello's eyes cross; his ears start smoking and something grey and gooey starts dripping out of one nostril*

WE REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT, DUE TO AN OVERLOAD OF AMERI-BUKKAKE, THE POSTER :ED COSTELLO: HAS SUFFERED AN IMPLOSION OF THE BRAIN. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE USA HAS 229 STATES IN 1991, PEOPLE!
 
OKay how about this

In 1776 have Jonathan Eddy take Fort Cumberland(securing OTL New Brunswick), and cutting the winter route from Halifax to Quebec. This leads to the admission of New Ireland(New Brunswick), and Maine a generation early.

In 1812 the US seizes Kingston, Ontario leading to the occupation of Upper Canada. The US acquires Upper Canada at the peace conference(another free state, maybe split into two). US claims Falkland Islands.

1848 after the Mexican War southerners demand additional Mexican territory to remedy the imbalance between free and slave states(US annexes all of Northern Mexico).

1850's with California and many of the acquired Mexican territories becoming free states many southerners support William Walker's adventures in Central America. This brings America into conflict with Britain. US also annexes Hawaii and Formosa, Danish Virgin Islands, and Greenland.

1860 what started out as a local dispute(known as the Pig War)turns into the War of 1861 with American forces attack into the Red River valley, Nova Scotia, and Quebec. Allied, Central American forces invade British Honduras(Belize). RN blockades the American coast attacks and seizes New Orleans and Mobile, attacks against Charleston, New York and Boston are repulsed. American Naval Forces seize Bahamas.

1864 Treaty of the St. Lawrence Britain cedes all territory west of the Red River, retains Quebec and Nova Scotia. Britain ceded Bahamas, Status quo Ante Bell um in Central America

War of 1864 erupts when United States demands on restoration of Uruguayan government are rejected by the Triple Alliance. American fleet annihilates Alliance forces at the battle of Battle of Riachuelo. At Peace Conference US declares Uruguay a protectorate US announces 50-year alliance with Paraguay.

1869 US purchases Dominican Republic.

1879-1881 The US sides with Bolivia and Peru against Chile in the War of the Pacific. Chile defeated in under two years cedes all claim to disputed territories. US granted mineral rights in disputed territories, establishes naval base at Iquique.

1889 US and Germany clash over Western Samoa. War ends indecisively.

War of 1895 erupts over Venezuelan-British Guiana border dispute. US, backs Venezuela, declares War on Britain. Quebec and Nova Scotia invaded. US naval forces attack Bermuda, Jamaica and British Honduras. Peace of 1896 Britain cedes All territories west of Ireland(Quebec, Nova Scotia, Newfoundland, Prince Edward Island(renamed St. Johns Island), West Indies, British Honduras and British Guiana.

OKay so what do you think.
 
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