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To celebrate the incoming sorta controversial and very canuck 'Goon' movie, who is like a new Splapshot of this generation maybe, and my frank distaste generally of sports, specially pro and all that..

Your mission, my fellows men, is to SCREW ice hockey; in Canada at least, if not whole America(s) or even the whole world, OR at least NHL and such.

Like;

-Make it never catch on in the future Canada, or keep the sport a lame niche thing

-Destroy the NHL, or make it NEVER happens, or very damn minor

-Tie the sport to a bad image, like anglo-canadian elitism and nationalism, if not frank racism (toward francos and others)

And so on. I DARE YOU!
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