No, smurfs don't exist- but neither do any of the alternate timelines we come up with in any of these threads. This thread was a joke, I think, so it doesn't really matter whether it was posted here or in ASB, because, if I'm correct about the thread being a joke, then whoever posted it in the first place doesn't actually care what we think about a world in which smurfs existed (and neither does anyone, I would venture to say). Rather than campaign to have this thread moved to a more appropriate board, why don't we contribute to more meaningful discussions? Or go outside for a bit.
-John