Shut Up, Fags! Or, the Bob Dornan story

Lemme guess, this is an idea you got from Gonzo?
Yep

Yea, because the last time you made a TL that was from someone else, it got finished?
Shut up, this is different

Oh, you think you are a big boy?
Yea!

OW
hahahah

So, anyways, yea, Bob Dornan becomes president
 
Lemme guess, this is an idea you got from Gonzo?
Yep

Yea, because the last time you made a TL that was from someone else, it got finished?
Shut up, this is different

Oh, you think you are a big boy?
Yea!

OW
hahahah

So, anyways, yea, Bob Dornan becomes president

All right!
 
PROPOSITION 187 PROPOSED BY GOVERNOR DEMUJIKAN-2/9/1987


CONGRESSMAN DORNAN ANNOUNCES RUN-3/21/1990


DORNAN: WILSON IS A WEAKLING-4/22/1990


POLLS: DORNAN: 37%, WILSON: 36%, UNDECIDED: 27%-4/30/1990


DEBATE-5/2/1990


Wilson: Dornan is a danger to the Republican Party of California!

Moderator: Alright, now lets get on to our next topic, Immigration. This goes for both of you: Would you support Proposition 187?

Wilson: Yes

Dornan: No, immigration is not that big of a problem


“Don’t think that Dornan was some liberal on immigration due to the debates, he just wanted the Latino vote, both in the primary and the gubernatorial. I believe that we all saw what Dornan really thought about Illegal immigrants once he became president”

-Dornan’s America, by Edwin Goldberg, Published on December 21st, 2031


BOB DORNAN: APARTHEID IS WRONG-6/29/1990


“Well, yes, he was some liberal on issues having to do with African Americans”

-Dornan’s America, by Edwin Goldberg, Published on December 21st, 2031


BOB DORNAN WINS PRIMARY-8/2/1990


BOB DORNAN: FEINSTEIN IS SOME BITCH FOR WANTING TO GO AGAINST B-1 BOB-8/29/1990


FEINSTEIN: TOGETHER WE SHALL DEFEAT DORNAN!-8/30/1990


POLLS; FEINSTEIN: 45%, DORNAN: 30%, UNDECIDED: 25%-9/3/1990


DEBATE-9/26/1990


Feinstein: Dornan’s support of defining marriage as between one man and one woman in California is sickening!

Dornan: In Feinstein’s case, marriage is between one man and one woman, then another man, and then another


POLLS: DORNAN: 37%, FEINSTEIN: 35%, UNDECIDED: 28%-9/30/1990


OCTOBER SURPRISE: FEINSTEIN FOUND CALLING REPUBLICANS “IDIOTS”-10/13/1990


DORNAN: FEINSTEIN IS DIVISIVE AND WILL DIVIDE CALIFORNIA!-10/14/1990


POLLS: DORNAN: 43%, FEINSTEIN: 31%, UNDECIDED: 26%-10/20/1990


DORNAN: FEINSTEIN IS A JEW THAT HATES ARABS-10/23/1990


POLLS: DORNAN: 38%, FEINSTEIN: 36%, UNDECIDED: 26%-10/25/1990


“The once extremely Democratic Arab vote has seem to swung to Dornan ever since Feinstein, a noted Zionist, was nominated, and after Dornan called her out on that, polls were showing that 97% of Arabs were supporting Dornan. However, the rest of California saw that as anti-Semitic”

-The New York Times


DORNAN WINS BY 40,000 VOTES!-11/6/1990

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While Dornan was quite the radical conservative in regards to social issues, people must not disregard the fact that he "took an active role in the civil rights movement. He took part in the historic 1963 March on Washington led by Martin Luther King Jr. The following year he helped register African Americans to vote in Mississippi.[4][5][6]"

The same is true for Fred Phelps, I believe. They both were for the civil rights of non-whites, but when it came to the civil rights of gays....
 
The same is true for Fred Phelps, I believe. They both were for the civil rights of non-whites, but when it came to the civil rights of gays....

Well I suppose the fact they did support and actively work for civil rights is at least a redeeming feature of both of them (not that it makes any of their other points any better.)
 
The same is true for Fred Phelps, I believe. They both were for the civil rights of non-whites, but when it came to the civil rights of gays....

Yeah. I did some research I while back on Phelps and until the whole "God Hates Fags" stage of his life, he was a somewhat decent guy.
 
DICK MOUNTJOY PROPOSES PROPOSITION 229, WHICH WOULD PROHIBIT SAME SEX MARRIAGES IN CALIFORNIA-3/23/1991


CALIFORNIAN LEGISLATURE VOWS TO STOP PROPOSITION 229, DORNAN ENDORSES PROPOSITION 229-3/24/1991


DORNAN: WHO SAYS THE LEGISLATURE IS GOING TO VOTE ON PROP 229? IT IS THE PEOPLE-3/25/1991


CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOB DORNAN AND SECRETARY OF STATE JOHN SCHMITZ-3/29/1991


Schmitz: Polls show that 53% of Californians are willing to make California a degenerate hellhole

Dornan: I know what to do, something I learned in Vietnam….


DORNAN: THE SOUTH AFRICAN PARLIAMENT HAD BETTER REPEAL APARTHEID, OTHERWISE CALIFORNIANS WILL BOYCOTT SOUTH AFRICAN PRODUCTS-6/26/1991


SOUTH AFRICAN PARLIAMENT VOTES TO END APARTHEID-6/27/1991

PROPOSITION 229 REFERENDUM ENDS!-7/8/1991

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REAGAN: I MADE CALIFORNIA MORE FISCALLY CONSERVATIVE, DORNAN IS MAKING IT SOCIALLY CONSERVATIVE-7/10/1991


DORNAN: I WOULD LIKE TO THANK REAGAN FOR HIS ENDORSEMENT OF MY POLICIES-7/11/1991


CONVERSATION BETWEEN RONALD REAGAN AND BOB DORNAN-7/13/1991


Reagan: Listen here, you little shit, I never endorsed your policies, and your policies will destroy the Republican party of California!

Dornan: You must have Alzheimer’s, you are reliving the times when you are a Democrat!


SLUG


DORNAN: GOVERNOR REAGAN PUNCHED ME, HE NEEDS TO BE EVALUATED ON HIS MENTAL HEATLH-7/14/1991


CONVERSATION BETWEEN GOVERNOR DORNAN AND DR. FRANKLIN-7/19/1991


Dornan: Take this money, say Reagan has Alzheimer’s

Dr. Franklin: k


REAGAN FOUND TO HAVE ALZHEIMER’S!-7/20/1991


CONVERSATION BETWEEN PRESIDENT BUSH AND LEE ATWATER-7/21/1991


Atwater: Well, Reagan has Alzheimer’s; best we remove his speaking spot at the convention

Bush: Alright


ASSEMBLYMAN JOHN GARAMENDI PROPOSES PROPOSITION 219 TO ABOLISH THE DEATH PENALTY-8/1/1991


BOB DORNAN REFUSES TO ORDER A VOTE ON PROP. 219, GARAMENDI BECOMES FRONTRUNNER FOR DEMOCRATIC NOMINATION-8/2/1991


GARAMENDI: DORNAN ONLY ORDERS A VOTE ON STUFF HE WANTS-8/3/1991


Dornan: This piece of shit will destroy my career!

Schmitz: I can spread some shit on him….

Dornan: DO IT


GARAMENDI FOUND TO HAVE AFFAIR!-8/11/1991


GARAMENDI RESIGNS-8/12/1991


PROPOSITION 219 DIES-8/15/1991


Flashforward 4 months…


PAT BUCHANAN LAUNCHES PRESIDENTIAL RUN-12/19/1991


USSR DISSOLVES!-12/26/1991


BOB DORNAN ENDORSES PAT BUCHANAN-12/31/1991


BILL CLINTON WINS DEMOCRATIC NOMINATION-3/19/1992


BILL CLINTON CHOOSES AL GORE AS RUNNING MATE-7/16/1992


PAT BUCHANAN ENTERS THE RNC WITH 341 DELEGATES-8/17/1992


JOHN PAUL II LIFTS EDICT ON INQUSITION ON GALILEO GALILEI-10/31/1992


BOB DORNAN: TOOK LONG ENOUGH, IRISH CATHOLICS RUINED THIS COUNTRY-11/1/1992


BILL CLINTON WINS WITH 43% OF THE VOTE!-11/3/1992


Flashforward 1 year…


AZERBAIJANI TROOPS CAPTURE SOVIET NUCLEAR WEAPONS-5/19/1993


Elchibey: Should we do it?

Gaziyev: If we don’t, we’ll burn in hell, to the cries of Azerbaijanis ruthlessly killed by Armenians

Elchibey: I’ve heard enough


YEREVEN NUKED!-5/22/1993

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PRESIDENT CLINTON: AZERBAIJAN HAS PROVED ITSELF TO BE A ROGUESTATE. ELECTRICITY CUT OFF IN ARMENIA, SOUTHERN GEORGIA, NORTHERN IRAN, EASTERN TURKEY AND WESTERN AZERBAIJAN-5/23/1993


TURKISH PRIME MINISTER DEMIREL: WE WILL NOT ALLOW ARMENIAN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS TO CROSS OUR BORDERS!-5/24/1993


PRESIDENTS CLINTON AND YELTSIN, ALONG WITH PM HESELTINE MEET AT CAMPDAVID WHILE AZERBAIJANI TROOPS ENTER YEREVAN-5/25/1993


THE “FREEDOM COALITION” OF AMERICAN, BRITISH AND RUSSIAN TROOPS ARE SENT TO THE CAUCUSES-6/12/1993


THE FREEDOM COALITION REACHES BAKU!-6/19/1993


ELCHIBEY AND GAZIYEV ARE HUNG BY RUSSIAN TROOPS-6/20/1993


BILL CLINTON: MISSON ACCOMPLISHED!-6/31/1993


Flashforward 1 year…


FORMER CONGRESSMAN RICHARD LEHMAN ANNOUNCES RUN FOR DEMOCRATIC NOMINATION OF CALIFORNIA GOVERNOR-3/19/1994


ACTIVIST TOM HAYDEN ANNOUNCES RUN FOR CALIFORNIA GOVERNOR-3/23/1994


HAYDEN AND LEHMAN TIED!-4/11/1994


HAYDEN CALLS FOR A “POLITICAL REVOLUTION”-4/28/1994


DEBATES END WITH HAYDEN VICTORY!-6/17/1994


LEHMAN WINS THE PRIMARY BY 51 VOTES, HAYDEN CRIES FRAUD!-8/5/1994


RECOUNT ENDS WITH LEHMAN WINNING BY 32 VOTES!-8/20/1994


HAYDEN DECLARES INDEPENDENT RUN!-8/21/1994


PEACE AND FREEDOM NOMINEE GLORIA LARIVA GIVES NOMINATION TO TOM HAYDEN, HAYDEN ACCEPTS!-8/25/1994


POLLS: DORNAN: 39%, LEHMAN: 34%, HAYDEN: 14%, UNDECIDED: 13%-9/1/1994


DEBATE!-9/29/1994


Dornan: Lehman is a boring dolt, Hayden is a Communist who has the support of lesbians!


POLLS: DORNAN: 42%, LEHMAN: 30%, HAYDEN: 17%, UNDECIDED: 11%-10/1/1994


HAYDEN: I AM AGAINST NUCLEAR WEAPONS!-10/3/1994


POLLS: DORNAN: 39%, LEHMAN: 31%, HAYDEN: 20%, UNDECIDED: 10%-10/5/1994


DORNAN IS RE-ELECTED! REPUBLICANS TAKE HOUSE AND SENATE BY WIDE MARGINS!-11/8/1994

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