What’s the range of a Ju-88 carrying a full load of drop bears?
As you are aware - Australia has 3 security levels
Level 1: The Barby is on as usual (no need for any concern)
Level 2: Stone the crows - We might have to delay the Barby (need for concern)
And (Shudder)
Level 3: The Barby's only been bloody well cancelled mate!! (a lot of poo and large fans have intersected on a biblical scale)
The last level has never been used although there has been one of 2 occasions during Australias History when it was nearly raised to this level (See Emu War)
To deploy the horrific weapon that is a horde of descending ever so slightly miffed and travel sick Drop bears upon a given unsuspecting enemy can only be used if and when “The Barby only been bloody well cancelled mate!!” alert status has been issued and only then as an ultimate last resort.
The Horror
The Horror