Run First

[Israel]

"The people of Illinois know what it's like to have a government that does as it pleases, and the people of Illinois will show just how fed up they are!"

-Jay Hammond (1988)

"They told us we were going to lose, but we showed them! We showed them on the eighth, and we'll show them here in Illinois, and every other contest!"

-Don Nickles (1988)

"It's time that government implements a fair policy for American taxpayers! Me, you, and all of us will continue the fight until it is so."

-William Roth (1988)

Polling in Illinois:

Jay Hammond: 35.54%

William Roth: 32.23%

Don Nickles: 32.23%

 

[Israel]

Critical

 

[Israel]

I'm thinking of taking a break from the TL, I'm in a bit lf a creative block, but maybe not

 

[Gentleman Biaggi]

I'm thinking of taking a break from the TL, I'm in a bit lf a creative block, but maybe not

No please keep going

 

[Oppo]

No please keep going

do it for jay

 

[Gentleman Biaggi]

do it for jay

c a n t s l a m m o n d t h e h a m m m o n d

 

[Israel]

No please keep going

do it for jay

Thanks for the encouragement! You guys are the best!

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"Today, the primary is being held in Illinois..."

-Peter Jennings (1988)

Jay Hammond: 34.80%

William Roth: 32.60%

Don Nickles: 32.60%

 

[Gentleman Biaggi]

Thanks for the encouragement! You guys are the best!

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"Today, the primary is being held in Illinois..."

-Peter Jennings (1988)

Jay Hammond: 34.80%

William Roth: 32.60%

Don Nickles: 32.60%

if hammond lost i would have asked you to quit

 

[Jackson Lennock]

Hammond-Roth please and thank you.

 

[Israel]

"Connecticut..."

-Dan Rather (1988)

William Roth: 47.06%

Jay Hammond: 27.52%

Don Nickles: 24.42%

 

[Israel]

"Today in Colorado..."

Jay Hammond: 40.97%

William Roth: 36.09%

Don Nickles: 22.94%

"In Wisconsin..."

Jay Hammond: 39.77%

Don Nickles: 38.08%

William Roth: 22.15%

"Republicans in Pennsylvania..."

William Roth: 33.40%

Don Nickles: 33.33%

Jay Hammond: 33.33%

 

[Israel]

"Three primaries are held today in Ohio..."

Jay Hammond: 35.36%

Don Nickles: 34.42%

William Roth: 30.22%

"...Indiana..."

Don Nickles: 41.34%

Jay Hammond: 33.80%

William Roth: 29.86%

"...Washington, D.C."

Jay Hammond: 36.04%

William Roth: 33.48%

Don Nickles: 30.48%

 

[Gentleman Biaggi]

C A N T S L A M M O N D T H E H A M M O N D

 

[Israel]

"Two primary contests today in West Virginia..."

Jay Hammond: 36.72%

Don Nickles: 35.65%

William Roth: 27.63%

"...Nebraska..."

Don Nickles: 37.84%

Jay Hammond: 33.23%

William Roth: 28.93%

 

[The Congressman]

Don't worry bout a thang, Merica

I got dis.

 

[Gentleman Biaggi]

T H I S J O K E H A S R U N I T S C O U R S E

 

[Israel]

"In Oregon..."

Jay Hammond: 35.74%

Don Nickles: 33.97%

William Roth: 30.29%

"Today Idaho..."

Don Nickles: 37.02%

Jay Hammond: 34.45%

William Roth: 28.53%

"Primaries are today in California..."

William Roth: 34.21%

Don Nickles: 33.77%

Jay Hammond: 32.02%

"...Montana..."

Jay Hammond: 35.45%

Don Nickles: 35.35%

William Roth: 29.20%

"...New Mexico..."

William Roth: 38.00%

Jay Hammond: 36.46%

Don Nickles: 25.54% .

"...and finally New Jersey..."

William Roth: 45.64%

Jay Hammond: 32.90%

Don Nickles: 21.20%

 

[Oppo]

roth comeback

 

[Israel]

The National Convention is coming up, where should it be held?

 

[Gentleman Biaggi]

The National Convention is coming up, where should it be held?

Anchorage