товарищ будущее (Comrade Future)
Gorky Film Studios (1987)
Gennady Seminov is a well-intentioned,* but bumbling graduate student with an uncertain future. He has a high regard for Prf. Zhilkov, an eccentric but ingenious teacher at Bauman Moscow State Technical University. Gennady is troubled by his father, a mid-level state official, who is expressing increasing pro-Captialistic sentiment. Seminov Senior is being abused by his boss Bifferov, who has Seminov Sr. complete all his work behind the scenes, while Bifferov takes credit for it. Gennady sees that Bifferov is a secret arch-capitalist, but he is setting Seminov Sr to take the fall for political dissent while he (Bifferov) can continue to plot to undermine the Soviet way of life.
Through a series of misadventures Gennady learns that Zhilkov is conspiring with terrorist elements to sell them weapons so that he complete his latest invention, a so-called time machine. (The time machine is a converted Lada with enhanced speed capabilities). Gennady helps Zhilkov escape from a terrorist trap, but in the process the time machine takes them thirty years into the future. There Gennady and Zhilkov learn that the Soviet Union has been destroyed by capitalist intrigues, centred around the current pro-imperialist, militarist dictator Bifferov. Bifferov has turned the former Soviet Union into a Darwinian hellscape that Zhilkov compares to Rumsfeldia “but without the nice parts.”
After escaping Bifferov’s Gestapo-like secret police, Gennady and Zhilkov try to discover how Bifferov came to power. They learn that sometime around when they left, Bifferov seemed to come into knowledge that allowed him to anticipate future events, and profit from them.
Meanwhile the aging Bifferov (who likes to execute Communists in his living room as a way to relieve tension) learns about the presence of Gennady and Zhilkov and begins to worry. His agents find the Lada, and Bifferov escapes back into the time. The automated settings on the Lada bring it back to the future (present).
Upon learning what Bifferov has done, they realize that the dictator has gone back in time to alert his younger self and eliminate them, as well as giving the younger Bifferov the necessary knowledge of the future. After fooling the guards, Gennady and Bifferov manage to get back in the Lada and take it back to 1987.
They find the aging Bifferov trying to persuade his younger self that he can give him the keys to power, but first he must kill Gennady and Zhilkov and destroy Zhilkov’s time machine work (so the future Bifferov will have the only working time machine).
The younger Bifferov tries to capture Gennady by holding his family prisoner, but the attempt fails when Gennady devises a plan to go back in time to 1977 and stop Bifferov before he became a state official. In 1977 he sets-up Bifferov to appear to be an anti-Soviet conspirator, and after attempting to elude the KGB in a car chase, Bifferov ends-up crashing into a truck full of manure and is hauled off to prison.
Gennady returns to 1987 to learn Bifferov has disappeared. Zhilkov is now an esteemed professor and scholar, his father is a senior official (and proud exponent of MBA Communism), and the original time travel seems to have been erased from everyone’s consciousness except Gennady’s.
With life better under a pro-MBA Communism trajectory, Gennady decides to hide the time machine until it is needed again. Meanwhile he begins his new life as a state official helping the people.
*=means a good MBA Communist type
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Звезда Освобождение (Star Liberation)
A Soviet television series which tells the story of the Starship Lenin and its bold crew, which is on a five year mission to spread the truth of Communism through the galaxy and liberate planets and societies held under imperialist and feudal ways of life. The prime directive of their government, the Soviet Federation of Planets, is to “liberate all worlds from oppression and set them on the path to Marxist-Leninist progress.”
Each week the Starship crew saves a planet from a collection of capitalist, imperialist, war-monger and/or neo-Nazi types, setting planets and civilizations on the “true course of liberation.”
Among their enemies are the warlike, Nazi-type Teutons (who have raised ridges on their foreheads) and the subversive, uber-capitalistic Remulaks (who look suspiciously like the people of Вперед [Vpered]).
The crew is composed of Comrade Captain Tserkov, a hero of Revolutionary zeal, always bold and ready to lay down his (and his crew’s) life for Revolutionary progress.
Comrade First Officer Blestyashchiy comes from the planet Вперед [Vpered] which long ago gave-up capitalism for the perfect order of Communism. He uses impeccable Revolutionary logic to guide the others in their quest to spread Galactic Liberation.
Comrade Dr. Pskov is an amiable surgeon, but given to ideological heresy and political ignorance (excused by his zealous focus on medicine), which is often gently corrected by Mr. Blestyashchiy’s logic. Dr. Pskov often sees his error during these lessons and repents of his past ideological deviance.
The crew is composed of a Chinese helm officer, a British navigator, and African communications officer and a Japanese Chief Engineer (Mr. Miyamoto). The role of Zampolit (Political Officer) is often filled by a popular guest star, who uses the role to emphasise some positive aspect of MBA Communism.
The global crew comes from a world liberated by the logic and success of MBA Communism. Only America remains un-represented. Though never directly addressed, it is hinted that America succumbed to an early type of anti-Revolutionary madness (often compared to the Teutons and Remulaks) that lead to its self-destruction.
“Space, the final frontier, cloaked in the political darkness of imperialist capitalism and feudalism.
These are the voyages of the heroic starship Lenin.
It’s five year mission: to heroically seek out the worlds under the boot of imperialist capitalism and feudalism, and bring awareness of Marxist-Leninist principles to the oppressed: to boldly go where no revolutionary has gone before and spread the spark of liberation.”
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Constitutional Amendment Fails
(Reuters) – Washington – President Denton’s proposed Constitutional amendment, which would postpone federal elections for one year until November 1989, has failed to meet the threshold required for ratification. This has thrown the American political scene into chaos as only two months remain until the Constitutionally required voting date of November 8, 1988.
President Denton had explained the proposed amendment as an effort to give the major political parties and local electoral districts time to recover from the abuses of the Rumsfeld era, before being called-on to decide a major election.
The proposal was resisted in many state legislatures by the Christian Values, an irony given that this is President Denton’s own political party. This has caused some concern among observers as the Christian Values, known as the CV, now seems to be the most organized political party and the defeat of the Constitutional amendment in many state legislatures is seen as an effort by the CV to flex its political muscle ahead of the forthcoming election.
Both the Republican and Democratic Parties, once the two major parties of the American political system, are in disarray, with the Republicans demoralized after the fall of President Rumsfeld and the Democrats suffering from on-going internal feuds and schisms. Several Republicans recently opened talks with the Democrats to present a united front, but the talks fell apart amidst recriminations from the Democrats over the excesses of the Rumsfeld period.
Neither the Libertarian nor the We The People Movement, though regionally popular in some areas of the United States, are considered likely contenders for national office. This could well work to the CVs advantage this November.
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Sacramento, California
“I’m still don’t see why we can’t extend an olive branch to President Denton,” remarked Secretary Jerry Brown. “He’s really the best shot we have of making a deal, certainly better than Rumsfeld.”
President McCloskey turned slightly in his swivel chair, lifting tired, red-rimmed eyes from the stack of documents on his desk to look at his Secretary of Foreign Affairs.
“Denton may be a decent man, and he may have the right idea, but we need to see the big picture here, Jerry.”
“The CVs,” Vice President Ron Dellums added helpfully from his place on the sofa at the other side of the room. “He can’t control them.”
“He never could, because he isn’t really one of them,” the President said. “You were in Washington then Jerry, you must see it.”
Brown nodded, beginning to see the point.
“Back in ’84 they picked Denton as a figurehead on a ticket they didn’t expect to win,” Dellums added. “His getting to be President is a sheer fluke.”
“Mainly because Rumsfeld wanted to appease the CVs,” the President said. “So he uncritically picked their last VP candidate without giving any thought to how well anchored in that movement Denton really was.”
“Better he should have picked Viguerie,” Dellums added. “At least he, for all his faults, was grounded in the CV movement, and could have some influence. Denton is just a token and they don’t respect him.”
“It’s a testament to Rumsfeld’s arrogance, or isolation, or both toward the end that he just reached out and picked a relative lightweight and forced him on the Congress,” the President said. “So we can’t make any deals with him, because they won’t last any longer than he holds the office, which will end soon; too soon for him to have any lasting impact.”
“Hell, he can’t even get his Constitutional amendment passed, and he can’t get Shapp confirmed. That’s all due to his weakness,” Dellums said.
“So we can’t throw him any bones? None at all?” Brown asked.
“Don’t get me wrong, Jerry. I like Denton, despite his social conservative views – but right now that’s beside the point. Sure, we can talk to him, make him look good, but we can’t count on him for anything, not in the long run. We can offer him asylum when he leaves office, because I have a feeling he will need it, but-“ at this point the President trailed off with a shrug of helplessness.
“We have to keep our defenses strong, because we will have to protect our independence from whatever the CVs throw at us next,” Dellums said. His remarks drew an approving nod from the President. “And that includes building-up those Bozeman communities as buffers. Much as I dislike some of their Libertarian clap-trap, we have to make common cause with them.”
“That’s where you need to focus right now, Jerry. Never mind the trade deals with Japan and Hawaii, and the Soviet agreement,” the President said. “I’ve got Pat Leahy on those. He seems to have recovered from his so-called nervous breakdown treatments-“ the President spat out the last as if it were a curse – “at least enough that his mental sharpness is back.”
“Taking Pat on was a good idea,” Brown agreed.
“We may be the California Republic, but as far as I’m concerned we’ll take-in – and put to work – anyone who wants to be free and stand-up to those Eastern quacks,” the President said, repeating in earthier tones what he had said in public many times over the last year.
“I would like to explore further our links to the WTP,” Dellums added.
“Can we trust them?” the President countered. “I mean, since you left them Ron, they’ve become a collection of anarchists and hoodlums.”
“Largely driven to it by Rumsfeld’s excesses, and Spiro Agnew’s hard policy in New York,” Brown said.
“There’s a new kind whose moving into a leadership role in New York, a young college drop-out named de Blasio – Bill de Blasio – he seems to be moving them more toward an organized, progressive vision and away from the urban thug model that they degenerated into recently,” Dellums said.
“Well, to succeed, he’ll have to live long enough. I understand that the WTP leaders have taken to assassinating one another over ridiculous turf wars,” Brown said.
“They fell right into Rumsfeld’s trap,” Dellums lamented. “They let their ideology get the better of them, and allowed Rumsfeld to paint them as extremists. He didn’t just leave them alone because he was afraid of them. He left them alone so they could destroy themselves from within, and it seems to be working.”
“If they’re that badly off, how can they help us?” the President asked.
“Maybe we can help the moderates, start a second front in the big cities against what the CVs are doing,” Dellums suggested.
“You know how much I hate that cloak-and-dagger B-S.” The words flew from the President’s mouth with the same feeling he might have expressed if he had just eaten garbage.
“When you are weak and your enemy strong, then you must exploit his weaknesses to undermine his strengths,” Brown offered.
“Sun Tzu?” Dellums asked surprised.
“Not my favorite, but it fits the moment,” Brown said.
“Okay. Ron, you put together an op plan for this,” the President directed, his training as a Marine Corps officer showing. “I don’t mind sticking a needle in their eye, but lets be sure that needle doesn’t break in our hand.”
The metaphor was awkward, but Brown and Dellums got the point.
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Soviet Leader Ryzhkov Attends Opening of Mosque
(Reuters) Alma-Ata – Soviet General Secretary Nikolai Ryzhkov today attended the opening of a new civic Mosque in Alma-Ata, capital of the Kazakh SSR. This move appears to be part of the Soviet leader’s new accommodation of religion. As he stated in his remarks at Kazan Cathedral four months ago, Ryzhkov stated that:
“While we as Marxists have, in the past, had a less than exemplary view of religion, we must nonetheless concede that the religious impulse is strong in many communities. In the past we have seen this as an ideological enemy, a subversion – what Marx called the opiate of the masses.
“Well comrades, I say we must rethink this. What is it that proper religion teaches us? Order, obedience to the law, a sense of accomplishment for the individual, but more importantly a call to service in the community as a whole. While this is not Marxism, how do these values conflict so greatly with Marxism? I say they do not, not in the context of building a more prosperous society in which we take advantage of market forces to lift our people to higher economic achievement, while we resist the atavistic, violent nature of unfettered imperialist capitalism as experienced by the oppressed people of the west?
“To build a better, more community oriented Soviet Union, comrades, we must learn to work alongside our religious comrades, recognizing those values which strengthen our communities and resist the temptations of greed and destruction-“
The move is seen by many analysts as an effort by Ryzhkov to co-opt religious leaders, and a wide cross section of their followers, into his “MBA” Communism of more open markets. He may also be seeing religion as a possible, more controllable outlet for those who are dissatisfied with the lack of political freedom in his program.
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Burma Joins South East Asian Trade Compact
(Kyodo News) – Rangoon - Ne Win, the President of Burma (known locally as Myanmar) today signed a treaty which places his country into a trading block composed of Thailand, the Khmer Republic, the Republic of Vietnam and Malaysia (with the Democratic Republic of Vietnam and the Neutral Republic of Laos currently having associate status). The purpose of the agreement is to develop trade and infrastructure among the nations of South East Asia, many of whom have been antagonistic to one another.
Many of these countries have had to overcome a legacy of war and destruction, the aftermath of which is driving them toward greater co-operation. President Ngô Quang Trưởng of the Republic of Vietnam (recently re-elected to a third term) has been a leading proponent of this co-operation and many regard the treaty as his greatest legacy.
President Truong has recently expressed his desire to see the agreement expand to include the Philippines and Indonesia, although both countries’ governments have not been warm to the idea.
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South Vietnamese President Pledges Aid to California
(California Press) – Sacramento - President Ngô Quang Trưởng of the Republic of (South) Vietnam met today for second round of talks with President McCloskey and his Cabinet.
At the press conference at the end of the session President Truong announces that he and President McCloskey had reached an agreement that will see South Vietnam provide military and economic assistance to the California Republic. This aid is aimed at preserving California’s political independence and increasing trade between California and South Vietnam.
South Vietnam is seeking a similar agreement with Hawaii and has already concluded a successful trade deal with Canada.
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