Return of Horrible Educational Maps

Let's see, there's the fact that Algeria and Tunisia are independent, and that the borders are non-existent on the western half, we have the British-French-Albanian-Portuguese-Moroccan-Tunisian-Cretan empire, with Italy, the Spanish-Dutch Empire and the Montenegrin-Algerian Empire as client states. And there's a few others, but I don't want to waste time.
And everyone forgot about the United Danish-Swedish-Norwegian-Swiz Empire, tat also annexed Liechtenstein
 
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Found this while searching for a map of WWI. Please avert your eyes from the Russo-German border, I do not want to be held accountable for giving you a seizure.
I'm probably completely missing something, but I don't see what's wrong with the map barring the independent Algeria and Tunisia and the fact that it looks like Bulgaria owns Thrace (though that could just be due to the fact that the Ottomans are the same color as Bulgaria and there's hardly any border between some of the other countries).
 
I'm probably completely missing something, but I don't see what's wrong with the map barring the independent Algeria and Tunisia and the fact that it looks like Bulgaria owns Thrace (though that could just be due to the fact that the Ottomans are the same color as Bulgaria and there's hardly any border between some of the other countries).

The border between Germany and Russia for one.

Non-Spanish Balearics for another.
 
I'm probably completely missing something, but I don't see what's wrong with the map barring the independent Algeria and Tunisia and the fact that it looks like Bulgaria owns Thrace (though that could just be due to the fact that the Ottomans are the same color as Bulgaria and there's hardly any border between some of the other countries).

Apart from what the others wrote:
South Tyrol already Italian.
Alsace-Lorraine already French.
 
Why are Algeria, Montenegro, and Luxembourg all colours that don't appear on the legend?

Did they form their own alliance while nobody was looking?
 
Why are Algeria, Montenegro, and Luxembourg all colours that don't appear on the legend?

Did they form their own alliance while nobody was looking?

It seems to be their way of showing borders between the various Entente-aligned countries... despite using black borders to highlight them between the Central Powers.

i mean, that's not necessarily a bad idea (various shades of yellow orange for one, various shades of pink for the other, and various blues for the neutrals) but it's more the inconsistency in how they do it that drives you crazy.
 
Now for a map that is differently horrible, not badly drawn but in its own way probably even more horrible than many other maps here.

(Webfound, so the actual source is unknown but one can make quite an educated guess about when that map was made)

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For those not capable of the German language a brief summary:

Ancient Egypt culture an offshoot of some Germanic Megalith culture that happened to migrate there.

Ancient Sumerians an offshoot of some Danube Germanic culture that migrated there.

Eldest Chinese culture... yep, also founded by some Germanic culture that just hopped across the entire Eurasian continent

Ancient Greece and Ancient Rome, heck just about everything above hunter-gatherers was at least indirectly influenced by the high and mighty Germanic culture (because if somewhere a decent culture and civilization developed it just had to be due to some superior Germanics happening to be there)
 
Gonna take a wild guess and say this has something to do with an Austrian with a small moustache and a penchant for black shirts and dodgey windows.
 
Now for a map that is differently horrible, not badly drawn but in its own way probably even more horrible than many other maps here.

(Webfound, so the actual source is unknown but one can make quite an educated guess about when that map was made)

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For those not capable of the German language a brief summary:

Ancient Egypt culture an offshoot of some Germanic Megalith culture that happened to migrate there.

Ancient Sumerians an offshoot of some Danube Germanic culture that migrated there.

Eldest Chinese culture... yep, also founded by some Germanic culture that just hopped across the entire Eurasian continent

Ancient Greece and Ancient Rome, heck just about everything above hunter-gatherers was at least indirectly influenced by the high and mighty Germanic culture (because if somewhere a decent culture and civilization developed it just had to be due to some superior Germanics happening to be there)

Do you know from which year this map is?
( I guess some school atlas from between 1933-1945)
 
Now for a map that is differently horrible, not badly drawn but in its own way probably even more horrible than many other maps here.

(Webfound, so the actual source is unknown but one can make quite an educated guess about when that map was made)


from Bernhard Kumsteller's Werden und Wachsen: Ein Geschichtsatlas auf Völkischer Grundlage (Braunschweig, 1938)
according to https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/2yf8qo/baffling_nazi_school_map_claiming_all_major/ which has the same image.
 
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