Return of Horrible Educational Maps
- Thread starter Westphalian
- Start date
No, we already have Best Korea. More like Robot Über Korea Better Best Korea!
Actually it's worse. while the Bering Strait is now wider the distance from Japan to California is visibly way too short.
notice how the plane is right over where hawaii should be
- the entire Hawaiian island chain has been wiped off the face of the earth as punishment for its unprovoked attack on Japanese bombers
True, but I feel like we should still be able to at least see parts of Hawaii.
but plane over where hawaii should be (could be destroyed by bomb)
Oh my god... why do these maps always show Austria and Poland? They were annexed, get over it you politically correct windbags.I deliver unto you...
SUPER BELGIUM!!!
It even manages to show a partially dismembered Czechoslovakia, but curiosly Hungarian Transcarpathia is shown but German Bohemia-Moravia isn't?
For the record, here's what Europe actually looked like in (according to google translate "maju" is Indonesian) early 1943.
It's Serbo-Croatian for May, specifically its declensed form in the dative case. Since Croatian uses Svibanj for May instead of Maj, I'd wager that the map is in Serbian Latin. Also, that map misspelled "Teritorije" in "Teriotorije okupirane od strane sila Osovine."
And here we have Hitler the Peaceful, who never wanted to annex any country. The only annexation done under him was that of Sudetenland, where the population threatened civil war if Hitler did not accept. /s
This map also seems to ignore two things called the Second Vienna Award and the Treaty of Craiova, showing instead a Romania frozen in the year 1939.
Also, by 1941 Yugoslavia was de facto partitioned between Germany, Bulgaria, Italy and the newly-created Croatian State.
The shitty map above your post seems to be in a South-Slavic language, probably Serbian.
(Ninja'd by Damian)
So, it's in broken Serb. The Omniatlas map I posted is still much closer to the real situation than the Über-Belgian one.
Other than that one "Teriotorije", it isn't broken at all.
The map itself is broken enough to compensate for the correct writing.
I was way too shocked by them to notice anything funny about the words until I tried figuring out what "Maju" meant.
B-29_Bomber
Banned
Indeed, it was Belgium who was the true threat to the world!
Indeed, Hitler was so intimidated by the Belgians that he gave up the Rhineland even though they never asked for it!
You know, I wouldn't quite call Italy a German satellite. Its competency may be in question, but it was a full fledged member of the Axis until they switched sides.