Return of Horrible Educational Maps

Discussion in 'Alternate History Maps and Graphics' started by Westphalian, Dec 5, 2015.

  1. thyjacob Member

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    That Central America tho
     
  2. Albidoom Fuzzy Thing

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    Unlike the tiny globe before the following one was described at Amazon that children could learn geography with it.

    Admittedly the description didn't say that they could learn correct geography with it I have to give them that.

    badlearnglobe2.jpg

    Random favourites:

    + Ethiopia still having a coastline while some North Eritrea visibly exists
    + Crimea crisis solved (or submerged)
    + Czechoslovakungary
     
  3. SealTheRealDeal Well-Known Member

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    Don't forget united Sudan and Syria-Palestine.
     
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  4. Pexa Well-Known Member

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    Germany giving the finger is also good :biggrin:
    And look, united Ireland!
     
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  5. Analytical Engine Monarchist Collectivist Federalist

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    Kyrgyzstan has taken a chunk out of Tajikistan.
    Kashmir is independent.
    Ethiopia has eaten Djibouti.
    South Africa has annexed Lesotho and Swaziland.
    Cameroon-Equatorial Guinea
    Greater Benelux Union
    Unified Ireland
    Armenia has been partitioned between Georgia and Azerbaijan
    Laos has been ended by Thailand
    Ukraine has gobbled up Moldova
    Greater Baltic Duchy
    Partitioned Macedonia
    Saudi Qatar
    Iraq has successfully annexed Kuwait
     
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  6. BrobDingnag Well-Known Member

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    I see that Mexico has solved Guatemala’s longstanding concern at the existence of Belize by simply annexing it. Costa Rica has decided to spite Panama by shrinking itself on the isthmus and growing itself into the Pacific, eventually cutting off the canal by gaining a land border with Peru, which has just annexed Ecuador.
     
  7. Peppe Well-Known Member

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    Looks like Ireland found the perfect way of dealing with the UK, become Atlantys and sink into the Atlantic
     
  8. Albidoom Fuzzy Thing

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    Poor coloring choices and the borders being dash lines only, oh my...

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  9. naraht Well-Known Member

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    Trying to figure out the colors. With the existance of both an Italy and an AH, it has to be between 1860s and the end of WWI.

    My *guess* is WWI: Germany (Purple), its Allies at war start (Blue), its Enemies at war start(Yellow) and Neutrals (Green).

    The issues are
    1) The Blue is the same color as the the Water
    2) Serbia should be Yellow
    3) Greece should be Green
    4) Portugal should not be Blue.

    Any other guesses?
     
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  10. Analytical Engine Monarchist Collectivist Federalist

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    Russia has annexed Galicia beforehand, somehow.
     
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  11. Peppe Well-Known Member

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    Probably compensating for the larger area of Poland that German controls
     
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  12. Analytical Engine Monarchist Collectivist Federalist

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    Also, Austria-Hungary-Romania and France has Alsace-Lorraine.
     
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  13. MrMonsterGuy18 Ultraviolet Troubleshooter

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    I like how both Yugoslavia and Serbia both exist at the same time as separate nations
     
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  14. Albidoom Fuzzy Thing

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    Well, judging from what dash line borders are visible the took a modern map and tried to make it into a WWI one.

    ...

    And then something went wrong...

    Next map unrelated:

    badcanawhat.jpg

    Canada?
    I'm sure people won't notice...
     
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  15. Analytical Engine Monarchist Collectivist Federalist

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    Is that Swiss Canada?
     
  16. Clandango Disestablishmentarianist

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    Ahhh, I remember. Back before Nickelodeon settled on orange.
    And of course fun having Bosnia in Herzovigina.
     
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  17. Antonio Ferrari Well-Known Member

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    Uh.....Austro-Hungarian-Italo-Turkish-Romano-Bulgaro-Serbo-Greco-Montenegran federation?
     
  18. lock A good guy with a bad latitude

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    That's obviously a map of *something* though. Hmmm.

    At first, I thought it might be Hong Kong, but no.

    .
     
  19. Analytical Engine Monarchist Collectivist Federalist

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    It looks like a map of an urban area, but of where, I can't say.
     
  20. Don Quijote Biggar/Davies 2019

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    There's at least a passing resemblance to an upside down Iceland.