Return of Horrible Educational Maps

Discussion in 'Alternate History Maps and Graphics' started by Westphalian, Dec 5, 2015.

  1. Arthur Marston Well-Known Member

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    Maybe they're trying to accurately recreate the thinking of the United States during that time.:rolleyes:
     
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  2. Etruscan-enthusiast35 I make garbage for a living

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    No, no, no, if that was the case, the entire map except for Moscow (and Moscow only) would just be labeled America.
     
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  3. kernals12 Well-Known Member

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    Latin America then, with the exception of Cuba, should be all blue. So should South Korea and Vietnam.
    Even if they got the alliances correct, there's the problem that allegiances shifted during those 44 years.
     
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  4. Admiral A. Kolchak Supreme Leader

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    Why is Taiwan in the Third World?
     
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  5. kernals12 Well-Known Member

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    Who knows?
     
  6. Tamara Well-Known Member

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    Why isn’t Israel aligned with the US?
    Also, wasn’t Yugoslavia unaligned as well? And I’m pretty sure that there were plenty of countries in Africa that were aligned with either the United States or the USSR.
     
  7. Albidoom Fuzzy Thing

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    Let the Chinese also participate in this thread!

    badchina2a.jpg

    So instead of forks I'll go and prepare some chopsticks if any eye-gouging is warranted.
     
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  8. Crazy Boris Cool Dood

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    well, that's one way to solve the Kashmir dispute.
     
  9. GorillaTheater Well-Known Member

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    Boy, they REALLY made a mess of the former Soviet Union. Mongolia's not looking too good, either. Weird that the countries closest to China seem to have been screwed up the worst.
     
  10. FriendlyGhost Haunting history for 45+ yrs

    So, Korea united, Ukraine lost not just Crimea but more to Russia, which has also re-absorbed the Baltic States, Slovenia seems to have sunk into the Adriatic...and the colour scheme is weird - I can't see a link between the countries which are all the same colour, but there are neighbouring countries the same colour as each other, so it's not to clearly show boundaries either!
     
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  11. Albidoom Fuzzy Thing

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    Not only them.

    Germany seems to have annexed the Netherlands and it visibly has a border with Italy, while Austria has an Adriatic coast which looks suspiciously like they forgot Slovenia (although the entire Balkans is a bit 'blobby')
    And Cyprus is a Turkish peninsula.

    Just to name a few.

    Come to think of it, I had to shrink the map a bit to get the filesize small enough. the original is here:

    https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyMapPorn/comments/ci2i0i/the_more_you_look_the_worse_it_gets/
     
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  12. Analytical Engine Monarchist Collectivist Federalist

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    Togo has been sunk.
     
  13. GorillaTheater Well-Known Member

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    Spain still has Spanish Sahara, I see.
     
  14. Arthur Marston Well-Known Member

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    "Without Eyadéma to hold back the waters, Togo was claimed by the sea.":p
     
  15. Analytical Engine Monarchist Collectivist Federalist

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    Also, Djibouti has been annexed by Ethiopia, for some reason.
     
  16. Admiral A. Kolchak Supreme Leader

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    I see that Burma, Nepal, and Taiwan have once more been relegated to tributary states.

    Also these people used the six-colour theorum and somehow still failed miserably. I'm actually impressed.
     
  17. Tamara Well-Known Member

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    Also, the Caucasian countries appear to have disappeared.
     
  18. Peppe Well-Known Member

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    just found this in wikipedia
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  19. Analytical Engine Monarchist Collectivist Federalist

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    I thought "that doesn't look too bad, given the resolution...WTF HAPPENED TO CENTRAL ASIA?"
     
  20. naraht Well-Known Member

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    With the breakup of the Soviet Union, etc. the countries at the beginning of the time period and those at the end differed. It looks like they took a 1970s map (note the two Germanies) and just drew some boundaries in Central Asia. (which at this size consists of Kazakhstan and not-Kazakhstan)...