VI.
He was born to run.
Bill Clinton had been running from the start. Running from an alcoholic stepfather, running for student government at Georgetown, running George McGovern’s 1972 Texas campaign, running for Congress in 1974, Attorney General of Arkansas in 1976, and governor of Arkansas every election since. Clinton was very successful at running, and now he was ready to run for the biggest prize of them all.
The people in the room, though, weren’t much in agreement.
“Don’t you get it, Bill? Bush is untouchable right now! He won the Gulf War, his approval ratings reached the fucking nineties, and he’s still flying high! Oh, and don’t forget, the Soviet Union is collapsing right now, which gives Mr. Foreign Policy another chance to look super presidential. What makes you think you can beat him?” said Betsey Wright, Clinton’s chief of staff. She was red in the face, having argued against this for over an hour now, desperate to not have Clinton torpedo his chances of being president by picking the wrong year.
Clinton was standing his ground, though, while the others, mainly opposed, took a back seat while the governor and his top aide battled it out.
“Betsey, listen here. People aren’t going to give a flying fuck when they’re all out of work. While Bush is being Mr. Foreign Policy, you can’t get a good job to save your life, and auto plants are closing across the Midwest. That’s why I can win! He doesn’t give two shits about domestic policy, because he’s too busy being a world leader to lead his own damn country!”
Harry Thomason, a longtime friend of Clinton’s, stepped forward. “Betsey, I believe Bill. He’s right. Bush is tired. You can see it on his face. He’s had to deal with a lot of shit in a short period of time, and he doesn’t have the focus or the drive to fix the economy. The Cold War is over. People are going to care more about their pocketbook than the big bad Russians. No one of any substance looks like they’re getting into the race. Bill has a ten year track record as Governor. He’s equipped to lead on the economy, because he sees it every day in this state.”
“And what about the woman problem? Dammit, there’s been more women tied to him than to an Elvis impersonator in Vegas! After what happened with Gary Hart, do you really think he can skate on this?” demanded Wright.
“Betsey, I’m his wife. I can promise you that it’s not an issue. Bill stopped that behavior a long time ago, and they can’t paint him as a womanizer if I’m out there denying it as muckraking nonsense, can they?” asked a suddenly vocal Hillary Clinton.
“Alright, fine. We’ll run. I just hope you’re right, and you’d better have your act clean, Governor, or the Republicans will eat you alive out there.” Wright had conceded. Bill Clinton, Governor of Arkansas for the past nine years and eleven of the last thirteen, was going to run against George Bush to be President of the United States. Provided, that is, that someone didn’t emerge from the Democratic shadows to trip him up first.
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“Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States.”
A slightly nervous, yet excited, George Bush stepped to the podium in the East Room. He was about to sign the Soviet Nuclear Threat Reduction Act of 1991, otherwise known as Nunn-Lugar, which allowed the United States to offer military assistance to any nation that wished to disarm its nuclear arsenal. It was targeted at the soon-to-be nonexistent Soviet Union and its republics, though, and everyone knew it. None too soon, Bush thought, especially knowing that Yeltsin didn’t have solid numbers on what the arsenal actually was.
“The prospect of a Soviet invasion into Western Europe, launched with little or no warning, is no longer a realistic threat. The Warsaw Pact has crumbled. In the Soviet Union, the advocates of democracy triumphed over a coup that would have restored the old system of repression. The reformers are now starting to fashion their own futures, moving even faster toward democracy's horizon.
New leaders in the Kremlin and the Republics are now questioning the need for their huge nuclear arsenal. The Soviet nuclear stockpile now seems less an instrument of national security, and more of a burden. As a result, we now have an unparalleled opportunity to change the nuclear posture of both the United States and the Soviet Union.
If we and the Soviet leaders take the right steps -- some on our own, some on their own, some together -- we can dramatically shrink the arsenal of the world's nuclear weapons. We can more effectively discourage the spread of nuclear weapons. We can rely more on defensive measures in our strategic relationship. We can enhance stability and actually reduce the risk of nuclear war. Now is the time to seize this opportunity.
I would like to thank Senators Richard Lugar and Sam Nunn for their outstanding work on this issue. These two gentlemen are patriots of the finest sort and have put in countless hours to craft legislation that helps ensure our safety. Therefore, I gladly sign the Soviet Nuclear Threat Reduction Act of 1991, so that we can continue to reduce that threat, both to America and to the world.”
Bush then proceeded to sit down at the table, with Nunn, Lugar, Bob Dole, George Mitchell, Tom Foley, Les Aspin, and Bob Michel standing around him, and signed the bill in segments, so each could get a pen used in the law’s standing. These men believed they had made the world a safer place with this law. They couldn’t have been more wrong.
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In Sudan, bin Laden sat down with his top lieutenants to discuss how they would utilize their new weapons.
“Sir, we should give one to the Pakistanis. They are loyal Muslims as we are, and they can help us develop more of these, since they’ve already been making missiles to launch against the heathen Indians,” said Ibrahim, a fellow Saudi from the Afghan Arabs.
“No, Ibrahim, not while that Bhutto woman runs that nation. Even though our brothers in the ISI have been faithful, I do not trust their scientists to all be loyal to them instead of her,” bin Laden replied. “We will use these weapons ourselves. I want to come up with a plan to hurt our tormentors the most: the infidel Americans who abandoned the Afghan cause and the Israelis who oppress our Palestinian brothers and sisters.”
A third member then spoke. He was an important recruit years ago to the Afghan cause, and had left the special forces of the U.S. Army two years before to swear fealty to Osama bin Laden. His name was Ali Mohammed. “Commander, I believe I have an idea. If we want to cause the maximum chaos, we can spread our weapons amongst places that will both do a lot of damage and send a message that we disapprove of America’s lack of morality,” Mohammed said.
“I am intrigued, Ali. Please continue,” replied bin Laden.
“I propose five targets for us. The first is the World Trade Center in New York City. We have many people there, and placing a bomb there is child’s play. Their security protocols are weak. We need simply to park a vehicle in the garage underneath it and we can ruin the center of finance for the Americans.
The second is Los Angeles, home to their Hollywood. There are many attractive targets, as it is a large city beset by racial divisions and the police are too busy with its black thugs to notice a mere backpack on the sidewalk.
The third is Las Vegas, the center of American hedonism. People go there to gamble and sleep with prostitutes, and no one ever sleeps there, meaning there is constant traffic. A mere alleyway will suffice. It is corrupt and decadent, deserving of being wiped from the face of the Earth.
The fourth is the American embassy in Riyadh. There is housing behind it that would make it easy to park a vehicle containing the backpack and not have it stand out. While I loathe the idea of killing members of the faithful, we would wipe the infidel presence in the Holy Land away in one fell swoop.
Finally, the fifth would be the port in Tel Aviv. We would cripple the ability of the Israelis to bring in food and military supplies that oppress our Palestinian brothers and sisters, while killing thousands of the oppressors. The park near the port would be the best place for detonation, as it is most easily accessible.
With the Americans paralyzed, and the treasonous royal family without its protection from them, we can begin our onslaught against the traitors in the royal family and return the Holy Land to the true believers of our faith.”
The room became very quiet as the members of this meeting contemplated the plan. Ali Mohammed had been trained by the best military in the world, and was laying out a plan that was breathtaking. None of them had even dreamed of this sort of capability, and now had the ability to kill hundreds of thousands of people and cripple the Americans’ financial heart, if they could pull it off. Could they?
Finally, bin Laden spoke. “I approve your plan, Ali Mohammed. We must begin planning, and speak with our people in America to see if they can do it as we wish and how long it will take them to get what they need to accomplish the mission. Riyadh we can handle ourselves, as with Tel Aviv. I’m sure we have a believer who would martyr himself in jihad against the Israeli oppressors. Finally, we must coordinate these attacks to take place at the same time so that no part of our plan fails. This will require careful planning, and we have all the time we need. ”
Everyone in the room nodded, and left to begin contacting the necessary people. All the meetings would be face to face. No telephones, no paper. There couldn’t be any evidence. Not for this.