V.
Boris Yeltsin was nearly finished with his goal of consolidating power across Russia. The various Soviet ministries had slowly come into his orbit, and soon Mikhail Sergeyevich would be faced with a fait accompli, and would have no choice but to cede control of what remained of his power to Yeltsin, including control of the nuclear arsenal. That was good. Yeltsin had no love for nuclear weapons, and while he understood their necessity in a nuclear world, he wanted to continue the START treaty Gorbachev had signed in July with President Bush, and increase efforts to rid Russia of the majority of them.
Yeltsin had heard from his contacts in KGB that they were trying to track down all the warheads and verify their security. Once they were verified, Yeltsin wanted to schedule a summit with Bush to increase the reduction numbers and pace. The money spent maintaining nuclear weapons could be spent on repairing the economy that had fallen apart inside the Soviet Union, a mess that Russia would mainly be left to contend with, since Moscow had directed the futile economic plans for decades. It was Yeltsin’s hope that the U.S. would pick up most of the dismantlement cost in return for being rid of the threat to their land.
Just then, Yeltsin’s office phone rang. It was his secretary, Andrei Vladimirovich (in Russia, secretaries were largely male, an end result of the strange morality of the Soviet way).
“Comrade President, President Bush is calling from America.”
“Please put him through, Comrade.”
“Good evening, Mr. President. I hope I haven’t caught you at too late a time,” said Bush, being as courteous as ever.
“Good morning, Comrade President! No, I am working many hours to solidify Russia as we rid ourselves of the Communist yoke once and for all,” boomed Yeltsin, determined to show good cheer and determination with the American president.
“President Yeltsin, I’m calling because we need your support against a mutual threat we face. America is gravely concerned over the fate of the nuclear weapons held by the Soviet Union, and we seek to be of assistance in securing these weapons and placing them into the disarmament process. We have no desire to take the nuclear material, but we simply wish to not have loose nuclear weapons floating about.”
“Comrade President, this is good to hear. However, with the fragmented situation, Comrade Gorbachev still retains control over the nuclear forces. I would be glad to help, but I have no power over them right now.”
Bush expected this, so he continued on. “Boris, I understand this, but this is all I need for now. I know you have reached a deal with the majority of former Soviet republics to retain a loose confederation. I need you to speak with them and arrange for all of those republics to turn over the nuclear weapons on their soil in return for trade and security guarantees. Our Congress is soon going to pass legislation to authorize me to assist any nation that requests aid in securing its nuclear arsenal, and it is supported by a large majority of our people. However, they need to make those requests. I am asking you to do whatever it takes to get them to request that aid, and we will support you in the meantime.”
Yeltsin had been informed of the legislation pending, but did not expect Bush to sound so insistent. He was worried, and Yeltsin couldn’t blame him. The Chechens were restless, and those religious fanatics would delight in bombing a Russian city to ashes. This whole thought process took about five seconds. Then he spoke.
“Georgiy Herbertevich, it will be done. I do not want some mad Chechen to pack a truck with a tactical warhead and incinerate one of our cities. I will call the republics, and I will offer them fully open trade and guarantee their borders. What, however, will we get? As I’m sure you know now, we are quite poor. The stores are empty. We cannot meet the demand for basic items. Russia needs your help too, Mr. President.”
Bush was ready for this request, and after discussing it with his Cabinet prior to making the call, he had settled on an offer. “America will offer credit ranging from 20-50 million dollars each year until 1995. We will give you most favored nation status in trade, and our industrial leaders will fly over and meet with yours to advise you on how to best rebuild your factories and processes to accommodate market demand instead of a planned economy. This is all I can do, but should you agree, I am reasonably sure that Congress will gladly approve further aid to Russia and the former republics in return for turning over the nuclear arsenal.”
“Comrade President, as you say in America, we have a deal.”
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In Kazakhstan, meanwhile, the KGB Ninth Directorate officers at the Semipalatinsk nuclear test facility were doing an inventory of all the warheads. Nuclear weapons were one thing that was closely guarded and maintained in the Soviet Union, even as everything else was slowly going to hell around them.
Major Vladimir Ivanov and his assistant, Captain Pavel Smirnov, were going over the list from the last inventory. Semipalatinsk had tested everything from ICBM’s to RA-115, man portable nuclear bombs that could be transported by backpack, to where a single soldier could sneak behind enemy lines and kill thousands of enemy soldiers, or could be planted under a building in a busy city, ready to wreak havoc. Because of this, the inventory was wide, and the two officers had to check all test units, as well as active weapons, to verify which were nuclearized and which were merely in development.
“Pavel, have you finished the tactical warhead count?” Ivanov asked, as he finished reviewing his ICBM/IRBM warhead inventory.
“Yes, Comrade Major, I have. There’s a small discrepancy, though, and it’s not with the warheads…I’m not sure what this means, exactly,” replied Captain Smirnov.
“Explain, Comrade Captain,” said a now-concerned Major Ivanov.
“Comrade Major, the warhead count matches exactly with the previous inventory. However, five backpacks designed for the RA-115’s are missing, and we don’t have the expected amount of tritium or plutonium, either, from the test labs.”
“Pavel, if the warhead count is correct, I’m sure we are okay. Those backpacks were probably stolen to take machine parts out or something. They hold 60 pounds each. Tritium is also used commercially to illuminate watch faces, and it’s probably some greedy scientist who wanted to make some quick cash. I can’t blame them, we will likely be out of a job soon.”
“Comrade Major, what of the plutonium, though? What use could anyone have with those?”
“I hear the Americans are starting to experiment with using it to power heart pacemakers. Their imperialist businessmen can get it easier by bribing our men instead of buying it from their own people. Capitalists have no loyalty but to their money, Pavel! The Soviet Union may be falling, but some facts never change,” declared Ivanov, although he sounded more confident than he looked.
Smirnov thought to press the issue more, but Ivanov had years of experience, and they both believed that the people in the nuclear weapons program, knowing how destructive the weapons were, would never sell those. Perhaps the materials, since they had other uses, but never the weapons. Nobody was that craven, were they?