Reichs Capital Moved!

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the capital of the Greater German Reich has been moved to Mittelafrika, more correctly to Douala in German Kamerun, after the devastating nuclear war against Japan in 2014.

But that's no the case here. "Douala" has a non-German name, and the Partei don't like that, so they propose a new name. Wait, you're the ones who propose the names. Please help me here.

Second, the great monuments of old Welthauptstadt Germania can't be moved to the new capital, so the new ones are built. What do you think would the Germans built? Maybe a Nuclear War Rememberance Monument? or Axis Solidarity Monument?

Please help me here, all (constructive) responds will be appreciated.

Thank you
 

The Vulture

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"What is this?" Vulture yelled in confusion, sweeping aside all other projects on his desk in order to better understand.
 
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the capital of the Greater German Reich has been moved to Mittelafrika, more correctly to Douala in German Kamerun, after the devastating nuclear war against Japan in 2014.

Sorry I can't answer, because this a nazi-wank.

And being an untermensch whose parents are born in Central Europe, I'm probably dead in this TL or I was never born because my parents were killed before they met.

At the best, I'm a illiterate slave working on a aryan farm somewhere in ostland aka "the Hell on Earth"...
 
Oh don't worry, Mr. Intosh. The racial law in this timeline is much less sadistic in OTL. The Germans need all the manpower they can because many died in the nuclear war. And, who knows, maybe Rommel's son launched a coup against a racist SS government and made the Third Reich like the gallant Afrikakorps.
What they call as Slavs on Central Europe most have been emancipated, although Russians still need to wait. Many of them are force-relocated to Afrika, replacing the depleting native slaves.
But European Slavs like from Slovakia fair much better and settled in European international zone in former Portuguese Angola and West Africa.
So, pass the racial issue, any word on the suggestion of the capital's name? Or the monuments?

Thank you
 

archaeogeek

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Oh don't worry, Mr. Intosh. The racial law in this timeline is much less sadistic in OTL. The Germans need all the manpower they can because many died in the nuclear war. And, who knows, maybe Rommel's son launched a coup against a racist SS government and made the Third Reich like the gallant Afrikakorps.
What they call as Slavs on Central Europe most have been emancipated, although Russians still need to wait. Many of them are force-relocated to Afrika, replacing the depleting native slaves.
But European Slavs like from Slovakia fair much better and settled in European international zone in former Portuguese Angola and West Africa.
So, pass the racial issue, any word on the suggestion of the capital's name? Or the monuments?

Thank you

Great, a(nother) whitewash TL; btw, last question you asked you ignored pretty much everyone who knew the subject: I've dealt rather closely with nazi original propaganda for a paper on the demographics of holocaust denial. Without racial rhetorics you don't have nazis.

And yeah, since I'm deaf I'm basically dead in this TL; or actually never born, probably, my grandfather would have ended up dying arms in hand or killed in a retaliatory massacre after a messenger got killed by the resistance.
 
No, Mr. Van555, some of my threads are about Nazis, but all of them are in single TL. I'm just exploring many aspects of it.

See, my last thread was about racial lam modification in Third Reich after a nuclear war. This one about the Nazi capital moved BECAUSE of the nuclear war.

If you want to see my thread that has nothing to do with Nazis, see "The New Cold War" on Future History section.

Thank you
 

archaeogeek

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No, Mr. Van555, some of my threads are about Nazis, but all of them are in single TL. I'm just exploring many aspects of it.

See, my last thread was about racial lam modification in Third Reich after a nuclear war. This one about the Nazi capital moved BECAUSE of the nuclear war.

If you want to see my thread that has nothing to do with Nazis, see "The New Cold War" on Future History section.

Thank you

Yes, a thread in which you ignored everyone who knew the subject.
Also if you bother replying to me; note that it's Ms or Miss. I usually don't correct people online but the bullshit whitewash makes me more eager to correct it.
 
Let's stop this problem before it goes any further.

But that's no the case here. "Douala" has a non-German name, and the Partei don't like that, so they propose a new name. Wait, you're the ones who propose the names. Please help me here.

Reichsstadt. Please note that my German here was provided by Babelfish.
Rommelstadt also sounds amusing.

Second, the great monuments of old Welthauptstadt Germania can't be moved to the new capital, so the new ones are built. What do you think would the Germans built? Maybe a Nuclear War Rememberance Monument? or Axis Solidarity Monument?

Yes to both. Also, a giant Swastika or however you spell that thing. There is a playground nearby.

Okay, we're done here. Move along people, move along, before tempers start to flare
 
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archaeogeek

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Let's stop this problem before it goes any further.



Reichsstadt. Please note that my German here was provided by Babelfish.
Rommelstadt also sounds amusing.



Yes to both. Also, a giant Swastika or however you spell that thing. There is a playground nearby.

Okay, we're done here. Move along, move along.

The old colonial-era name of Douala is Kamerunstadt.
 
Everyone, I thank you for the help and I'm sorry to you all.
I'm not German and not racist other things like that. I didn't intend to make you furious.
I didn't want to ignore all the generous contributors on this thread or my previous ones. If I did, it was because of my forgetfulness.
And MS. Or MSS. Van555, I didn't know whether you are male or female, so forgive me for my mistake.

Thank you, everyone, thank you.
 
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