The Commie Squad: A list of AH posters, based on some of my real life friends.
Username: La Bandera
Age:30
Gender:Male
Sexuality: Straight
Ethnicity: Hispanic
Religion: Trinitarian
Place of Birth: Cabo San Lucas, Baja California Sur, Socialist Republic of Mexico
Currently Residing: Honolulu, Hawaii ASR
Political Affiliation: Liberation
Class: N/A
Occupation: Elected Chief of Management at Golden Paradise restaurant, Cuerpo Marina Republicano Socialista* armor crewman (Ret.Sergeant, LAV Gunner)
Favorite AH work: The Two Georges
Favorite Book: The Great War: Walk In Hell
Favorite Film: Leyendas de la caída**
Favorite TV: The Walking Dead
Favorite Music: Punk, Spanish Classical, Rap
Favorite Game: War Chronicle:1918***
Favorite Art: Streets of Mexico
Other hobbies: hanging out with Red_DevilDog, going to the shooting range, surfing, making traditional Mexican food for his wife and daughter, binging War Chronicle when his Wife and Daughter are not home.
Likes: Hawaii, working in the restaurant business, traveling to Metropolis, discussing military history and military science fiction, The Workers' and Farmers' Revolutionary Marine Corps, the Cuerpo Marina Republicano Socialista, rugby, the War Chronicle series.
Dislikes: Racists, association football, Impolite customers, AvengeUlster, the UCC, the Franco-British Army, The Franco-British Marines, snow.
Favorite quote: "Better to die on your feet than to live on your knees." Emiliano Zapata
Demeanor: Cheerful, Witty, "socialist dude bro", dad-like
AH.com works: Contributes to the Final Conflict AH thread by Red_DevilDog
* Mexican Marines
**Mexican made English language film about the son of a Wealthy Conservative Mexican Landowner who joins the U.S Army to fight in the First World War. After the end of the war, he comes home a changed man and committed Revolutionary.
***BATTLEFIELD 1!
Username: Mr.CarlCastro
Age: 28
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Straight
Ethnicity: Italian
Religion: Atheist
Place of Birth: Chicago Commune, Illinois ASR
Currently Residing: Houston, Texas ASR
Political Affiliation: Communist Labor Party
Class: N/A
Occupation: Auto Mechanic, Workers' and Farmers' Revolutionary Army Airborne Paratrooper (Ret. Specialist, Sharpshooter)
Favorite AH work: The Day the Revolution Died
Favorite Book: The State and Revolution
Favorite Film: 8/8/88
Favorite TV: Band of Brothers
Favorite Music: Metal
Favorite Game: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
Favorite Art: A Porn Star's Life
Other Hobbies: Video Gaming, getting together with Red_DevilDog and Boat, watching TV, overeating, building motorcycles,weightlifting, cooking, staying in top athletic condition, overeating some more, studying his family's history.
Likes: Eating Italian food, Eating American food, the British, East Italy, East Germany, Comedy and Action movies, working on Cars and Bikes, video gaming, Rugby, Swimming, The Arditi.
Dislikes: Those West Italian Fucks, those West German fucks, those French fucks, those Capitalist fucks in charge of Britain, Eastern European Food, his dumbass teenage neighbors, Romantic and Musical Movies, Cars and Bikes he fixed breaking down, people who actually think his name is "Carl Castro"
Favorite Quote: We anarchists do not want to emancipate the people; we want the people to emancipate themselves.”- Errico Malatesta
Demeanor: Brash and Vulgarian
AH works: O la vittoria, o tutti accoppati!- AH work about a much more brutal Italian front in WW1, where a better organized and better led Austro Hungarian Army wreaks havoc on the Italian Army in a series of bloody campaigns through 1915-1917. The Italian Army becomes radicalized and leads an Italian Revolution in 1920, with the famed Arditi spearheading the push to Rome. Italy becomes a staunch ally of the UASR and cements itself as a major socialist power on the European continent.
Username: DontRockTheBoat
Age: 28
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Straight
Ethnicity: Irish-Italian
Religion: Agnostic
Place of Birth: Chicago Commune, Illinois ASR
Currently Residing: New York Commune, Metropolis ASR
Political Affiliation: Social Ecology Union
Class: N/A
Occupation: Creative Director at a Gaming Design Cooperative, self proclaimed "Professional Stoner"
Favorite AH Work: Blues! A Reactionary Timeline
Favorite Book: The Stoner's Cookbook
Favorite Film: Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke
Favorite TV: Happy Days
Favorite Music: Rap
Favorite Game: Warhammer 40k: The Great Crusade*
Favorite Art: A Blunt at Dawn
Other Hobbies: smoking lots of weed, playing video games till dawn, basketball, hunting down "foreign sex starved babes" at the bar, drinking too much, getting into "Mano a Mano" karate fights with Chinese tourists.
Likes: Smoking Weed, drinking beer, getting together with his high school bros Red_DevilDog and Mr.CarlCastro, video gaming, coming up with ideas for video games at his job, practicing "Kay-ra-teh", Anarchism, hot female European tourists.
Dislikes: Statism, Chinese popular opinion on drugs, the Franco-British policy on marijuana, Nazis, hot female European tourists that won't have sex because of "religion", the UCC in general, his nickname from high school "Boat"
Demeanor: Stoner-like, laid back and friendly, but prone to saying odd and somewhat irritating things, usually involving babes and booze.
AH works: Jane Schafer- a sex freak out of time: AH work about Major Jane Schafer being injected with a serum that makes her immortal, however, a side effect is that she turns into a hypersexual nymphomaniac. In the modern day, she travels the world having sex with various famous people. Considered to be a humorous peice, however, many feel that the story is disrespectful to Major Schafer. Most that know him, however, know that the piece is only meant for humorous enjoyment.
*video game made by his cooperative- basically a battlefield like shooter set in the 40k verse during the great crusade.
Username: Julianos
Age:27
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Pansexual
Ethnicity: French-Norweigan
Religion: Trinitarian
Place of Birth: Dodgeland County, Wisconsin ASR
Currently Residing: Shanghai, Socialist Federation of China
Political Affiliation: Social Anarchist Party of China
Class: N/A
Occupation: Nautical Engineer
Favorite AH work: The Final Conflict
Favorite Book: The Middle Earth series
Favorite Film: any Star Wars or Warhammer 40k film
Favorite TV: South Park
Favorite Music: Rock and Roll, Rap
Favorite Game:Warhammer 40k: The Great Crusade
Favorite Art: The Battle of Terra
Other Hobbies: writing 40k fanfiction, going to a nerd conventions, playing video games, designing yachts
Likes: The Fantasy genre, Warhammer 40k, Star Wars, going to Hawaii, being a Nerd, being an Engineer, living in China, military sci-fi
Dislikes: Franco-British businessmen, Architects, Star Trek, obnoxious pacifists
Favorite Quote: "For the Emperor, Knights of Caliban, the Lions anointed Angels of Death! No forgiveness, no retreat."- unnamed Space Marine Librarian
Demeanor: Child-Like on the forums, mature in real life
AH Works: For the Emperor, Knights of Mankind!- Warhammer 40000 work where the Horus Heresy does not occur and the Emperor leads the universe into a new golden age.
In case you didn't know, La Bandera is based on my college roommate and Mr.CarlCastro and DontRockTheBoat are based on two of my real life High School Friends. Julianos is basically my cousin through bond relations.