This piece was inspired by an interesting article in Wired about a covert attempt to bring down North Korea through smuggled media.
The Plot to Bring Worker's Revolution to Rhodesia- With American Movies and Russian Snack Food
Foreign Affairs Journal
April 10, 2017
By Alan Jackson
Kasane, Botswana
Under the cover of night, a team of 3 men and 2 women dressed in black enter a small motorboat along the Zambezi River, the area which brushes the northernmost border of Botswana. Despite the Rhodesian reactionary regime being notorious for its extreme security, and the Rhodesian-Botswanan border being one of the most militarized, there are cracks, as the team have found.
Armed with little more than flashlights, they use their boat to deliver their cargo into Rhodesian wilderness, flashing a light seven times as part of some unknown code to affirm that the river is all clear. Once they cross into Rhodesia, they meet a stern looking native, who takes the black bags containing the precious cargo after a short but friendly conversation with the head of the smuggling party. The smuggling party then makes a return to friendly soil, careful not get comfortable with their narrow time window.
One would guess that the party was smuggling guns and supplies to anti-Rhodesian guerillas inside the country. But the bags contain no weapons. Instead they contain USB drives full of American sitcoms, Mexican telenovelas, Chinese Animation, and Russian syrinki [1], as well as enough cash to bribe the Rhodesian border guards the native Rhodesian would encounter.
The operation was organized by the leader of the smuggling group, Patricia Kearns, known to friends as Comrade Pat, the 39 year old founder of the Rhodesian Truth. Rhodesian Truth, with its support reportedly coming from the South African government, is responsible for 17 incursions into Rhodesian soil in the past year, delivering 8,000 USB flash drives into the pariah Rhodesian regime. The risky smuggling operations serve one purpose: the end of the fanatical white-ruled regime in Salisbury, but not with bullets, but with pop culture. "Truth is often a best therapy," remarks Kearns. "
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In a small makeshift office building outside of Kasane (the location is classified by the Botswanan government), Comrade Pat has set up her headquarters. In personal matters, she can be as tender as a lamb, in the words of her comrades. But when it comes to toppling the corrupt regime that disgraced her and her family, she operates with the revolutionary zeal rivaling that of Emma Goldman.
"Her hate for the racist imperialists is stronger than the rest of us," says another Rhodesian exile.
Like many people who embraced socialism, Kearns has a background as far removed from it as possible.
Kearns was born in 1978 to John, a wealthy Salisbury merchant, and his wife Elizabeth. Her ancestry can be traced back to the original 1890 settlers of Rhodesia. Like many of Rhodesia's Caucasian community, she enjoyed wealth and prestige. She shows me a picture of herself sitting in a chair in a luxurious dress.
"My expression would not have looked out of place in Buckingham Palace," Kearns says with a sheepish smile.
There were darker aspects of being a member of being a member of Rhodesia's elite. Like all white schoolchildren, she was heavily indoctrinated in the vile racism of the Salisbury regime, and remembered the South African and Botswanan regimes being described in very colorful terms.
"The most memorable phrase my teacher used to describe South Africans was 'turncoats of white race lead astray by their nigger commie whores' ", Kearns said with a sheepish smile.
Kearns admits and she and her family were more than merely mouthed in their racism and that they were quite abusive to their black help, "When I was 12, I kicked James, a black servant for not giving me candy," Kearns admits with a frown,"but I learned it from my mother who would slash our maid, Sofia over the most minor things."
Kearns' cushy and decadent life, however, would soon be disrupted by the combination of her father Lawrence and a bottle of scotch. On her 15th birthday, her father, in a drunken binge, forced himself on Sofia in front of the entire guest.
"When I witnessed that, I thought my father had just committed murder," Kearns says.
The sentiment was shared by Rhodesian Security Services, who had been trained since the 1970s not just to enforce the racial hierarchy, but combat "destructive miscegenation," that is to say anything that involves the blurring of color barriers. Unfortunately for Patricia, she discovered that Rhodesian police cast a very wide net.
"I'm sitting in my room when I hear the police beat down the door to my room," Kearns said. "The next thing I know, I'm pushed to the ground and cuffed."
According to the principles of the Rhodesian government, "destructive miscegenation" was not merely an illegal act, but a social cancer that needed extreme methods to wipe out. The method was arresting not just the offender, but the offender's family, their servants, and everyone else.
Kearns, her family, and their servants were conspicuously paraded to a police van, to the jeers and contempt of her neighbors.
"I was horrified and saddened," Kearns said bitterly. "Two weeks ago, these people were wishing me a happy birthday, and now they saw me as a criminal. But I didn't blame the authorities at the time, but my father, who I saw as no better than a murderer."
However, the first doubts in her mind appeared when she learned she was already being judged and sent to prison for 5 years, which contradicted what she learned about in class: about the right to a fair trial.
"I opened my mouth to the police officer about a fair trial," Kearns said bitterly, "but the man just threw a glass at my head and called me a 'miscegenatated whore."
The family and her servants ended up in the most brutal of the Rhodesian prison camps: Wankie. Prisoners there, both black and white but segregated, would toil for up to 12 hours a day mining coal. While Kearns never saw the black Wankie camp, the conditions in the black part of Wankie were so barbaric, that Kearns believes James and Sofia both had died. Kearns herself was then seperated from her parents and put in a separate camp for minors. She would never see them again until her release.
White Wankie internees had somewhat more humane conditions. But even young Patricia wondered whether or not she would live. Some days she would not get fed. Some days, guards would beat and molest her. Some days, she would be forced to steal to survive. However, the brutality she endured would not result in her become a revolutionary. Instead, it would be a misguided attempt at propaganda that would destroy her faith in the Rhodesian state.
Nearly a month before her release, Kearns and her fellow prisoners were dragged before a big screen TV, ready to be subjected to a daily dose of propaganda. But instead of a Rhodesian produced film which promoted the virtues of racism, Kearns and her prisoners were forced to watch Red Guts a UASR exploitation film which showed a UASR commando and his female comrade creating enormous amounts of blood and gore, the first American film she ever saw. Kearns speculates that the warden thought the ultraviolence in the movie would leave the emaciated prisoners with the impression that all communists were bloodthirsty monsters.
However, Kearns and her fellow inmates were only excited by the incredible action scenes [2], which Rhodesian propagandists could only hope to imitate. But what truly shook Kearns was that the commando, a white man, was having carnal relations with a black woman. The warden thought this scene would disgust a lot of Rhodesians, and it did, but he overlooked that the couple in the movie had a very loving relationship, something that truly rattled Kearns.
"While they did have a lot of sex," said Kearns, "the couple in the film when they weren't killing everybody, also held hands, and hugged each other, and had tickle fights. Stuff my parents did."
After her release, Kearns was reunited with her parents. Both of them were left emotionally and physically emaciated by their experience at Wankie.
"I felt like my parents had aged over 60 years," Kearns replied with sorrow, "like I was seeing their ghosts."
As part of their rehabilitation, Patricia and her family were given menial jobs in Salisbury, instead of being returned to their luxurious lifestyle. Her parents, who after years of labor and brainwashing, accepted their punishments. Kearns however, only grew even more angry at the Salisbury regime.
"They still punished you after you left prison," Kearns said with disgust,"I thought after all that, I would be forgiven. Instead, I had to wipe floors."
Her increasing revulsion at the Rhodesian regime coincided with a growing hunger for American films left by the movie Red Guts. It was then she began going an illegal movie theater where she could see American films uncensored. It was watching movie after movie that slowly turned her against the corrupt regime. Specifically seeing characters of different races treat each other like friends.
"Seeing blacks and whites as friends was so alien to me," Kearns said sadly. "But one film after another showed it. It wasn't even like one of those political movies about tolerance. The characters in those movies saw interracial relationships as no big deal."
After her tenth movie, Kearns realized that she came from a sick society, and that she wanted out. She didn't leave however, realizing that defecting to South Africa would put her family at risk. She also knew trying to get them to leave off their own free will was virtually impossible due to years of societal conditioning.
"My mother, when I asked her how she could stand the death of James and Sofia," Kearns said, "she replied ,'we were bad. We sought to destroy the white race'. She sounded more like a robot than a woman."
Through the underground theater, Kearns met a man she identifies as Bill, who was able to get her and her family a ticket to South Africa. Bill and his helpers essentially kidnapped John and Elizabeth, and then they were dumped into Botswana along with Patricia in 1999.
"I was truly shocked by Botswana," Kearns says with a smile, "it was weird seeing black men and women wearing uniforms, or walking down the streets with their backs straights and their faces proud."
Pat's parents however, started screaming like banshees.
"They honestly thought that black people in authority were automatically going to eat them," Kearns says with a scoff. "But eventually, they adapted."
Pat, after some time with a behavioral coach, joined the Botswanan Revolutionary Army. She was sent on two missions into Rhodesian territory, before her retirement from the army in 2014. After leaving, Pat, feeling the conflict in Rhodesia would never stop, created Rhodesian Truth with other exiles. She feels that when enough young Rhodesians see Comintern movies or eat Comintern food, that is when revolution will appear.
"It took one movie for me to see what was wrong in my society," says Kearns with a hopeful smile."300 movies can change the life of thousands. I now it can, because it changed mine."
[1] Tiny Russian pancake.