Reds fanfic

Redshank Galloglass · Apr 5, 2017

AH.com Thread: Holy Shit Look What I Found!!!

[QUOTE="Red_DevilDog", post: 14558953, member: 98497] So the Rogues are on the march again huh? Yeah, I've heard of that site. RommelsFist is a part of it now, ever since he was banned when he made the infamous "Gaelic Barbarian" speech against me. I still chuckle a bit when I think of that.

Since the mods undeniably find this funny, and are bound to unban the users for periods of time to ensure maximum trolling, I propose that we create the AH.Com Alliance-Comintern Anti-Rogue Coalition! Myself, BONDFAN, SanDiego, Highlander, and MapleLeaf shall be the commanders of this coalition. Who is with me![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE="DontRockTheBoat", post: 14558953, member: 98497]I stand with the Coalition! UPHOLD IT'S IMMORTAL SCIENCE![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE="Mr.CarlCastro", post: 14558953, member: 98497] I, too, stand with the Coalition! UPHOLD IT'S IMMORTAL SCIENCE![/QUOTE]

Redshank Galloglass · Apr 5, 2017

Hmm, weird how my quote function isn't working.

Miss Teri · Apr 5, 2017

Deleon's Crew said:
Hmm, weird how my quote function isn't working.

You have to put the quotes around the users themselves, not the whole thing.

Nevermore · Apr 5, 2017

@Deleon's Crew Try editing it like this

[ QUOTE = "Random Poster" ]blah blah blah[/ QUOTE]

but without the spaces, the name of the person in between the quotation marks, and you should be good to go.

Bookmark1995 · Apr 5, 2017

AH.com Thread: Holy Shit Look What I Found!!!

MapleLeaf said:

An AH.com for trolls? Well, I suppose even Nazi fuckers are entitled to their forums.

I STAND FOR THE COALITION!

Bulldoggus · Apr 5, 2017

FBU_CPL_BONDFAN said:
I see I'm the token capitalist here. I shall be proud to take the title of the Grand Baron of the Capitalist Section of the Coalition. I shall also be honored to name @Ritterstahl, @RainofJhansi, and @Cesar Pedro, to a man fine representatives of the capitalist world, as my bannermen.

On an unrelated note, @Red_DevilDog, congratulations on your engagement! When are you planning on getting married? How do weddings work in the UASR? When I married the wife, we did a small ceremony at the local church (parents, siblings, a couple of army buddies, her best friend from uni), and had a spot of cake in our backyard.

ComradeBulldog said:
Bannermen? Barons? Oh God, hide, everyone, BONDFAN just watched House of Cards on marathon again*

*Trust me, I'll get to this.

xie323 · Apr 5, 2017

AH.com Thread: Holy Shit Look What I Found!!!

ChineseCanadianLefty said:
Wow....guess whom I found on RenergadeAH?

DieuEtRoi--Catholic Fundamentalist Absolutist Royalist whom believe Republicans, even anticommunist ones should be put to death.
ZiegHailed--Neo Nazi who calls for the death of everyone except certain white people
GuanYu1994--Chinese Chiang-Kai Shek apologist who was banned because he believes everyone who supports the current government in China should be put to death
BrazilianTruePatriot--Intergralist Neo-Fascist who was banned for believing all Argentinians and Chilians should be put to death and celebrated the recent terrorist attacks.

And that's not getting into some of the TLs.....

Redshank Galloglass · Apr 5, 2017

DanielXie said:
AH.com Thread: Holy Shit Look What I Found!!!

Of all those characters, the French Catholic Royalist has got to be the best. I can't believe we haven't made one yet. Kudos to you.

You gonna make a bio for your guy?

Nevermore · Apr 5, 2017

Deleon's Crew said:
Of all those characters, the French Catholic Royalist has got to be the best. I can't believe we haven't made one yet. Kudos to you.

That sound you hear is everyone who regularly contributes smacking their foreheads in unison and thinking to themselves, "How the hell did we miss that low-hanging fruit?"

Bulldoggus · Apr 5, 2017

AH.com Thread: Holy Shit Look What I Found!!!

ComradeBulldog said:
One thread is Deus Vult! By PiusXIII, in which all Jews and muslims are put to death in the crusades and due to there not being jews, there's no reformation and we end up in an enlightened feudal state for all eternity. WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SPEND THREE HOURS READING?!?!?!?!?!?!?

xie323 · Apr 5, 2017

AH.com Thread: Holy Shit Look What I Found!!!

ChineseCanadianLefty said:
That's nothing compared to "Darkest Night, Glorious Dawn" by DerImperator65x32. It's literally a pro-Fascist screed disguised as pro-Monarchist. Apparently it is borderline ASB, Japan somehow turns the tide and pushes out the Soviet Union and the USAR, and then proceeds to develop the Bomb and annex all of Europe and the Soviet Union, setting-up puppet governments in the process that are supposedly absolute Monarchist but consist of a surprising number of Fascists in the governments. This user tried to post the same timeline on Ah.com as TotalWarFront323 and was pretty sneaky about the premise(including being smart enough to post in ASB thread) and it's far-right tone, but some mods added up where the TL was going(especially since TotalWarFront323 has made some disturbing posts that were really neo-nazi in tone but veiled as pro Monarchist) and banned him.

Miss Teri · Apr 5, 2017

AH.com Thread: Holy Shit Look What I Found!!!

DeadManRising said:
ChineseCanadianLefty- Oh yeah, I remember that one. That was the one where the last update was so bad and offensive, the mods actually removed it. (Either that, or the author tried to shill his product on the thread.)

Redshank Galloglass · Apr 5, 2017

Red_DevilDog said:
So you are the Baron huh buddy? I guess we'll make this official, at the risk of being revisionist. In that case, I deem myself Commandant of the Coalition, and I name @DontRockTheBoat my Sergeant Major and @Mr.CarlCastro my Field Marshal.
And thanks mate! We're planning on getting married in June this year. We're getting married by a government official, but I think we can get married by a Trinitarian Minister too, but we decided on a secular wedding. Didn't want religion in a festive celebration.

We're going to have it in San Francisco: Highlander, Castro, Boat, and a few other friends and Marine buddies are gonna round out the groomsmen, while SanDiego's gonna have some friends of hers come. We still don't know where we are gonna honeymoon, probably somewhere in South America. The ULSR and Brazil are pretty accommodating to guests from both blocs.

You know, I know you're busy with the Parlimentary elections, but we're both willing to send you an invite. I mean, we basically know each other, considering we've been friends for a while, and we know almost everything about each other's families and shit.

And @ChineseCanadianLefty, if you think that's bad, you should read RommelsFist timeline, Germania Ascendant, where he has the Nazis winning world war 2 by invoking Strange Pagan Odin Mystic-Fuckery that gives the Waffen SS superhuman strength and durability and the German Army bottomless ammunition. And it's filled with the trademark Allied and Comintern HYOOMAN WEHVES we've come to expect from him. The best part? He tried to pass it off as REALISTIC HISTORY.

Derekc2 · Apr 5, 2017

AH.com Thread: Holy Shit Look What I Found!!!

Religious_Commie said:
I'm in favor of the Coalition though I personally don't understand why you want that bourgeois supporter BONDFAN in it even if by the standards of those who protect Capitalism he's alright I guess.

Though I'm certainly going to use the option to troll the shit out of this forum and cesspool of reactionary filth. Still have a grudge against that class collaborator traitorous fuck "George_Washington" asshat in particular. Fucking "True Democrat" scum.

Redshank Galloglass · Apr 5, 2017

AH.com Thread: Holy Shit Look What I Found!!!

Red_DevilDog said:
Ahh, don't be so hard on the man, RC. He's a good person, but he's raised in a different era, from a different time, in a different land. If or when socialism comes to Britain, I doubt he'll be mowing down minorities like a Klansman. You should let go of politics every once and a while, friend. You might enjoy people a bit more.

I sure hope this little lecture doesn't jeopardize our friendship by the way, as I do enjoy MST3King movies with you .

And yeah, George_Washington is among the list of those I wish to fucking decimate.

We should totally have a Rogue AH post to go along with the regular thread filled with them preparing to troll the board, and a lot of insults hurled at people like Commie, BONDFAN, my character and my girlfriends character, and just... Everybody. Lol.

@Bulldoggus We need your skills!

Derekc2 · Apr 5, 2017

AH.com Thread: Holy Shit Look What I Found!!!

Religious_Commie said:
Don't worry @Red_DevilDog it doesn't but it still does not mean I am going to be friends with those who support capitalism. You know how I am and how cantankerous my interactions can be even with those who are fellow socialists but are pacifistic in how they view the end of capitalism. Plus I can have friendly interactions with those who support capitalism. Look at ho I interact with Rule_Britannia on the Touhou Thread and in general.

Also getting another shot at Shitaton will be so cathartic. I hate those True Democrat traitorous reactionary fucks almost as much as I hate fucking Cyber_Doctor. Almost being the key word.

Also by the way @Deleon's Crew I'm kind of sad you didn't have Rommel's fist have a follow up post to attack me after my initial post by RC.

Redshank Galloglass · Apr 5, 2017

Derekc2 said:
AH.com Thread: Holy Shit Look What I Found!!!

Also by the way @Deleon's Crew I'm kind of sad you didn't have Rommel's fist have a follow up post to attack me after my initial post by RC.

Yeah I'm sorry bud,mine thread just kinda... Ended. If you want, when the Rogues come to troll the board, I'll have him continue the argument.

Derekc2 · Apr 5, 2017

Deleon's Crew said:
Yeah I'm sorry bud,mine thread just kinda... Ended. If you want, when the Rogues come to troll the board, I'll have him continue the argument.

Sure, that sounds cool.

Bulldoggus · Apr 5, 2017

FBU_CPL_BONDFAN said:
Y'know, maybe I will bring Eve and Junior out to California for a week. Far easier on the wallet than going to the Riviera. Thanks, Red.
Anyway, I signed up to rouge AH, and had to confirm that I had never and will never engage in miscegenation to do so. I am spamming photos of Hitler and Rommel dressed as effeminate clowns. I have been called a "cuck", a "Jew", and a "heathen", and Pius XIII is bellowing something about calling a holy crusade against me. Good shitposting.

Derekc2 · Apr 5, 2017

Religious_Commie said:
I've used the oppitunity after I got through their fucking bullshit to start a massive fucking flame war in their UASR 'politics' thread (more like reactionary whining and wannabe plots). Probably will get banned relatively soon but hey, what's not the use of a sock puppet if not to further troll reactionary cesspools?

Plus I'm pretty sure they figured out who I am pretty quick on that thread. I'm am rather infamous in the former True Democrat AH.com users for how much I thoroughly troll and piss on them online after all. Especially Shitaton. Been called "That fucking degenerate Marxist false believer" about a few dozen times so far.

@Bulldoggus You have my permission to use my character in case you want to show in detail RC's trolling of RougeAH.com and if you want help with it I'm fully willing to lend support.