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Miami
Stay Safe
Miami remains one of the safest big cities in the world. It is not for nothing that it is frequently listed has having one of the highest qualities of life in the UASR. However, acts of juvenile delinquency and petty crimes that are common. But for the most part, these acts are usually not directed toward foreign tourists. Wealthy bourgeois tourists, however, are still advised to keep their valuables at home, or keep them as hidden as possible if you bring them to the UASR, as flaunting wealth is frowned upon in the UASR, but especially in the very leftist Miami. Luxury items are not only stolen, but vandalized by Cuban rights groups that see luxury as the thing that robbed them of their nation. Tourists are also advised to against wearing extravagant clothing, for the same reason. If you feel the need to wear a suit or a dress, avoid doing so in public.
In every residential area, there is at least one member of auxiliary military forces present, and they are often trained to assist law enforcement, so there are no shortage of people who you can speak too if you need to report a crime. Despite cultural and political differences, law enforcement groups are encouraged and trained to be as welcoming as foreign tourists as possible. If you are a foreigner who can't speak the 3 official languages [1], there are translators that can be sent to assist you if you prepare an appointment with the MPC [2] in advance.
While Miamians are a very friendly, they are also zealous in their revolutionary beliefs. If you are a tourist from outside the Comintern, they will spend a lot of time trying to convince you to "join the revolutionary struggle", like UCC airport recruiters, only without bibles. Most likely, they'll invite you to a festival, as citizens are trained from elementary school to be hospitable toward outsiders. And while it can be exaggerated, Miamians are very sexually open, and you can expect someone will flirt with you. If you have political disagreements with Comintern that you wish to voice, or you refuse an invitation or an advance, be as gracious as possible. Remember, if Miamians do these things, it means they like you as a person, so don't throw what they view as hospitality in their faces.
While public nudity is tolerated, despite what you may see on television, not every Miamian goes around nude during the summer time, and not in every place. If you choose to walk around nude, the authorities encourage you to do it indoors, on public beaches, or in neighborhoods that specifically endorse it. Despite the open atmosphere, reports of sexual assault are very high, so be sure you are surrounded by people you trust if you choose to expose yourself.
WARNING! [3]:
Miamians, while having the reputation of being an open and laid back people, are also proud and patriotic one. DO NOT do anything that can be considered as insulting to the ideals of the UASR. While free speech is a tradition, inflammatory language can get you assaulted by left-wing activists. DO NOT assume that a stranger you speak to, no matter how friendly they appear, is tolerant of such insults. Hate speech, Holocaust and Ford denial, and MacArthur apologia will get you FINED, and promoting it can get you DEPORTED. You don't want to cross someone with both military training and physical fitness, and Americans have both.
Products imported from Cuba, such as cigars, are considered contraband and are not allowed in the UASR. In a city where effigies of Douglas MacArthur are burned every July 4 [4](see above for
Celebrations), possession of such products is especially unwise. If you are caught with such contraband, IT WILL BE CONFISCATED, AND YOU WILL BE FINED,
IF NOT ASSAULTED BY A CUBAN AMERICAN! And if you are convicted of smuggling Cuban contraband,
YOU WILL BE FINED AND DEPORTED FROM THE UASR, AND POTENTIALLY BE FORCED TO SIT IN JAIL FOR SIX MONTHS!
[1] I see all three languages being official in English, Spanish, and French that officials must know. French because of Haitian people and the large numbers of Quebec tourists who come every winter.
[2] Miami Police Collective
[3] I read the North Korean and Saudi Arabian "stay safe" warning sections of Wikitravel for inspiration.
[4] While July 4th will still be an important holiday in the UASR, in Cuba-America, uber-right Yumas will celebrate their own extravagant version that will promote their twisted values and insult the UASR government. In response, ITTL Cuban exiles and their descendants will probably have their own special celebration where they mock the Cuba-America regime that oppressed them and their ancestors. They'll probably dress up in ridiculous outfits to mock the aristocracy, but the biggest thing will be a giant effigy to MacArthur. Think of Santa Fe's "zozobra", but with a pipe, a military cap, and sunglasses.