Hence why Australia really only consists of a narrow strip along most of the coast. The rest of the country was ceded in treaty to the Drop Bears. The peace lasts as long as the Australians give their annual tribute of annoying Tourists.I recall a story during the war when a plane had to make a forced landing on the coast up there and after 3 days of slowly dying having not found any fresh water the exhausted crew were approached by a very laid back First Peoples Australian who told them that he had waited for 3 days before approaching them in case they were Japanese. Upon being asked what he (and the other First Peoples with him) would have done had they been Japanese the response was 'finished you off'
You also fail to mention the greatest and most terrible threat to humans.
So terrible that I don't blame you for not mentioning it.
I of course refer to 'Drop Bears' <Shudders in horror>
God save those poor cork hat wearing bastards. I believe the general criteria chosen for the sacrifices boils down to those who say "Wanna throw another Shrimp on the Barbie?" more then once or insist of drinking Fosters.