Reagan impeached

If you butterfly away the Spanish American War than you make harder for TR to become president. Certainly he is not president by 1901.
 
You don’t wrestle with South American Hurricane Butterflies; the males have poison spurs on their hind legs that they use for fighting during the mating season, if they scratch you with them it is agony, and Morphine has no effect on it.

Besides which, because of their Brownian motion flight pattern shooting one is a serious challenge and the mark of a true marksman.

Well, obviously a normal person would never do that, but we're talking about Teddy here. Even it did manage to scratch him, the sheer amount of manly awesomeness radiating out of his body would force the poison out of his wound instantly.
 
The Democrats could never have impeached Reagan as he had the best of all possible defenses.

He would inform Congress and the American people that he had no idea what was going in the Iran-Contra affair.

My understanding is that was the excuse he actually did use for most of his Presidency. When it was announced he had Alzheimers, most people I know remarked, "You mean they only just noticed?" :D
 
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