Putting Flamethrowers on Things. Everything Really.

fortyseven

MacCaulay said:
My favourite was the Crocodile:

The fuel wasn't even in the tank, it was towed in a little trailer that you can see here at the bottom right. The flamethrower (if I remember correctly) replaced the coax machine gun, which meant that the tank could actually still fire it's cannon if it needed to.




HEEEEY-OH!!!!!
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Cool.

Can't forget the ZF-1 (Fifth Element gun).
 

Shogo

Expanding on sexual fires . . .

Flamethrower nipple tassels for strippers.

Make your next strip show a memorable strip show.
 

fortyseven

If you google "flamethrower cavalry" the only results that are about flamehtrower cavalry are my posts on ah.com and this



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Dan Reilly The Great

The only logical conclusions possible:

Flamethrowers on flamethrowers on flamethrowers

flamethrowers on chainsaws on rockets

flamethrowers on nuclear weapons

flamethrowers on Teddy Roosevelt, perhaps in lieu of arms

flamethrowers on gas pumps

flamethrowers on machine guns

guns that fire flamethrowers in stead of bullets

and guns that fire little people that are armed with flame throwers

flamethrowers on submarines

flamethrowers on the space shuttle(note: must terraform space so that there will be oxygen for the flamethrowers to work in space)
 

MacCaulay

Banned
Dan Reilly The Great said:
flamethrowers on chainsaws on rockets

flamethrowers on machine guns

and guns that fire little people that are armed with flame throwers

flamethrowers on the space shuttle(note: must terraform space so that there will be oxygen for the flamethrowers to work in space)
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I demand these be done immediately! DARPA!? Get to work!
 

andys

fortyseven said:
If you google "flamethrower cavalry" the only results that are about flamehtrower cavalry are my posts on ah.com and this



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Presumably the horse would have to have it's eyes removed (mini-flamethrowered) out, otherwise every time the rider let rip with the flamethrower, the horse would go ape :D. Interestng concept for an AH/ISOT though...
 

Shogo

Rocket Launchers that shoot Chainsaws with Flamethrowers attatched that EXPLODE.

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Going away from just weapons.

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Flamethrower based lawnmowers.

And for the lulz . . . A fence made out of motion activated flamethrowers along the US-Mexican Border (minus the approved border crossings)
 
LordVetinari

LordVetinari

Okay, bit off topic, but what if Theodore Roosevelt, Abraham Lincoln, and Batman were all give flamethrowers? Would they team up?
 

mailinutile2

mmmeee0 said:
Reliable, mass-produced flamethrowers would be around in this age simply because this is when people would likely mass-produce items with flamethrowers attached for the middle class public to consume.
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thus ...
Flamethrower integrated in your cellphone!

What about nuclear-powered-flamethrowers?
 

Sachyriel

Banned
Tovarich said:
Meh, only girls and pussies need that.
Real smokers just light one fag from the butt of their previous one, continuosly throughout the day!
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So you're saying we need to put a cigarette on a flamethrower instead of the other way round?
 
Talwar

Talwar

Flamethrowers on business cards: Introduce yourself first.

Flamethrowers in microwave ovens: So the meal still tastes like food when it's done.
 
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