President Curtis LeMay, Vice President George Wallace, Secretary of State Edward Teller, Minister of Justice Joseph McCarthy,Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Lyman Lemnitzer.
No need to invent anything when you can leverage the pros.
Being a little unfair to Teller and LeMay there. Especially Teller.
ETA: Poor Teller... This is off-topic, but I feel a rant coming on, and we're way off topic already.
I mean, don't get me wrong, Teller was a massive jerkass. The whole business about credit for the H-bomb, for instance - no matter which version you settle on, he looks terrible. And his intellectual arrogance, commitment to technotopianism, and rabid anti-Communism led him to support technological projects that were deeply unfortunate (Plowshare, EXCALIBUR). But the image of Teller as a Strangelovian madman, eager to commit genocide, is just untrue. Fundamentally, what happened to Teller is that there was a certain niche in the liberal consciousness that needed filling, and he got shoe-horned into it, along with Herman Kahn. We
needed a real-life Dr. Strangelove, a manifestation of our darkest suspicions of the military-industrial-scientific complex, and if we couldn't find one we would invent one. (At the same time, he also filled a niche in the
conservative consciousness, which is why he was able to get away with so much for so long, but that's a separate issue.) So, like Kahn, he gets associated with these genocidal aspirations that bear only the most superficial resemblance to what he actually advocated.
No, if you want a Secretary of State for President Evil, you want General Thomas S Power - a man who
Curtis LeMay referred to as "sadistic" and "mentally unstable".