Moscow 1984.
Kremlin
A Red Army General talks with the Soviet Prime Minister about the preperations of invading the US.
GENERAL: So comrade Bossman...we're going to invade America?
PRIME MINISTER: Yes. This movie needs a plot anyways.
GENERAL: Aaaaand...you're sure it will succeed?
PRIME MINISTER: Of course! God dammit where 's your optimism?
GENERAL: We're already fighting a war in Europe...
PRIME MINISTER: And?
GENERAL: We're also at war with the Chinese, the Klingons, the Saiyans and the Martians which recently landed in Siberia.
PRIME MINISTER: I know...
GENERAL: And our troops are also fighing against the angels up there to claim Heaven for Socialism.
PRIME MINISTER: And your point is?
GENERAL: Besides the fact that we're getting our asses handed to us on almost every front...why do you think that an invasion of America might be a success? I mean...you know things like logistics, strategy and other stuff from which neither I nor the other comrades have a clue...
PRIME MINISTER: You know that Japan is obeying different laws of physics. So is America obeying different laws of sense and logic. This is why you comrade will be sending the VDV to central America in order to take a random highschool...
GENERAL: Well...we could take other things instead...like...power plants, air bases and stuff...
PRIME MINISTER: (interrupts) NO! Do not forget! It 's all about show there in the US. We have to demonstrate our almighty power. Nothing proves the omnipotence of the USSR more than invading an unarmed random high school and shooting a bunch of angsty teenagers.
GENERAL: You know...this isn't a Japanese cartoon we're in here...
PRIME MINISTER: Any questions?
GENERAL: Well er-
PRIME MINISTER: (interrupts) No? Fine! F*ck off! Bring me America on a plate!
SECRETARY: Comrade Prime Minister, we have a situation developing in the heaven 's front. I have God on the line and he want 's to negotiate with you.
PRIME MINISTER: Really? Oh hell yeah! Put him trough...
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Don't take this too serious.
