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- Actor and martial artist Steven Seagal in 2014, announcing his bid for Governor of Arizona. Seagal had openly opposed the recall of former Governor Russell Pearce, and decided to run in the Republican primaries the next year, in the hopes of unseating Don Goldwater. Seagal was criticized for his lack of political experience, his unusual behavior, and a number of false statements, leading to journalist Lorena Gallo to describe him as "A bizzare man who combined the worst aspects of Kelsey Grammer and Harley Brown." Seagal dropped out after two months of campaigning.

Credit to @gap80 for coming up with when this could have happened.
 
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- Actor and martial artist Steven Seagal in 2014, announcing his bid for Governor of Arizona. Seagal had openly opposed the recall of former Governor Russell Pearce the following year, and decided to run in the Republican primaries the next year, in the hopes of unseating Don Goldwater. Seagal was criticized for his lack of political experience, his unusual behavior, and a number of false statements, leading to journalist Lorena Gallo to describe him as "A bizzare man who combined the worst aspects of Kelsey Grammer and Harley Brown." Seagal dropped out after two months of campaigning.

Credit to @gap80 for coming up with when this could have happened.
Oh boy it’s Mr. Seagal.
 
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The flag of the State of Potomac (formerly known as Washington, D.C.) since 1938. The flag is based on the coat of arms of George Washington, the 1st President of the United States from 1789 to 1797. This flag would be later adopted by Washington, D.C. after a decade of lobbying from the Daughters of the American Revolution (DAR) and was kept when the city became Potomac.

As with every other U.S. state and territory, Potomac’s flag can be found flying in many public buildings including the Potomac State House in Columbia Heights as well as the patches, logos and colors of local sports teams such as the MLB’s Washington Senators[1] and the NHL’s Washington Capitals[2].


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An equestrian statue of American Civil War Confederate general Robert E. Lee in Richmond, Virginia, located in the city’s historic Monument Avenue since 1890[3].


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The Emanuel African Methodist Episcopal Church, otherwise known as Mother Emanuel, a historic African-American Baptist congregation that is part of the African Methodist Episcopal Church (AME). Mother Emanuel was established in Charleston, South Carolina in 1816 with the modern incarnation of the church re-established after the American Civil War in 1865. Throughout it’s history, the church has served as the gathering place for free and enslaved African-Americans from the antebellum South and Jim Crow to the Civil Rights Movement and continues to serve as one for African-Americans to this day. Notably, South Carolina native Jesse Jackson (D-SC) visited Mother Emanuel multiple times during his tenure as Governor and President of the United States respectively most notably a visit to the church when it was vandalized with anti-black graffiti after his victory in 2000[4] and a 2004 speech for re-election.

As of 1989, the Emanuel African Methodist Episcopal Church (AME) is part of the U.S. National Register of Historic Places for South Carolina[5].


Notes:
[1] As noted in the Main KFP Thread, Major League Baseball (MLB) returned to Washington, D.C./Potomac much sooner than it did IOTL with the third incarnation of the Washington Senators established in 1977 as part of the league’s four-team expansion alongside the likes of the Milwaukee Brewers, the Seattle Mariners and the Toronto Blue Jays. For the purposes of record keeping, the MLB considers the current Senators team to be the same as the first and second incarnations who are now officially the expansion teams known as the Minnesota Twins and Texas Rangers respectively with the unified Senators recorded as having a brief period of inactivity from 1972-1976 similar to how the current Cleveland Browns are seen as the same team from 1946-1995 which relocated to Baltimore to become the Baltimore Ravens in our world but are treated as a separate team while the Browns were inactive from 1996-1998 before returning in 1999.
[2] Even with much of Washington, D.C. becoming the State of Potomac, the abbreviated pre-statehood federal district name is still used to refer to the state as much as the current federal district adjacent to it by not just some people but it’s sports teams as well despite not playing in the District of Columbia proper.
[3] A major consequence of the Charleston church shooting not happening in KFP due to Dylann Roof’s unceremonious death and terrorism being less prevalent since the 1990s is the lack of an organized anti-monument and anti-memorial movement directed at specific figures that emerged from it. This movement got its start with the shooting which led to the removal of the Confederate battle flag from Columbia's South Carolina State House in July 2015 causing monuments or memorials to be violently toppled by demonstrators, removed by entire cities and places like schools or buildings renamed in not just the United States but other countries like Canada, Britain, Belgium, France, Mexico, and New Zealand which escalated further with the deadly Unite the Right rally in Charlottesville in 2017 and especially the death of George Floyd in 2020 which included the Robert E. Lee monument in Richmond, Virginia. Even before or after some of these events, there were already such violent topplings or removals such as Silent Sam and William McKinley in the U.S. or Edward Cornwallis in Canada between 2018-2019.

Keep in mind that these monuments and memorials to specific figures were never really much of an issue before nor was there any serious attempt or pressure to remove them until after Charleston and while there were a few renamings or removals primarily in the U.S. such as Arkansas replacing a Confederate officer with Helen Keller in the National Statuary Hall in 2009 or Memphis changing the names of three Confederate-themed parks in 2013, these were small-scale, minor and isolated from each other that they didn’t really spread over to most American municipalities or countries for that matter. Since Charleston was already butterflied, the trend of demonstrators toppling such monuments, cities / states / countries removing monuments or places renamed don't exist here which means that with a few exceptions, many of the ones dedicated to specific figures stay up well into the 2020s which includes the Robert E. Lee monument in Richmond.
[4] Suffice it to say, there won’t be any racially-motivated mass shootings targeting Mother Emanuel anytime soon with stricter gun control and terrorism less frequent apart from vandalism.
[5] IOTL, the church wasn’t part of the U.S. National Register of Historic Places until 2018. It happens much sooner here due to the influence of Jesse Jackson during his first term as Governor of South Carolina.
 
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- Actor Walter Addison portraying President Lee Iacocca in the Twilight Zone revival series that ran from 2012 to 2013. The episode, Profile in Silver, saw a descendant of Lee Iacocca time travel back in time to record his assassination for future records, only to impulsively prevent it.
 
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- Colonel Anthony Sanders, the great-great-great nephew of former President Colonel Harland Sanders, seen here posing with a statue of his famous Uncle in May of 2020. Anthony, a Kentucky Colonel himself, has been a spokesman for Kentucky Fried Chicken since 2017.

(Note: this is a real person who I mentioned on the main timeline's thread, though I incorrectly stated he was the son of Lee Cummings. This news video should give a more accurate explanation of Anthony's relation to the Colonel:
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- Colonel Anthony Sanders, the great-great-great nephew of former Colonel Harland Sanders, seen here posing with a statue of his famous Uncle in May of 2020. Anthony, a Kentucky Colonel himself, has been a spokesman for Kentucky Fried Chicken since 2017.

(Note: this is a real person who I mentioned on the main timeline's thread, though I incorrectly stated he was the son of Lee Cummings. This news video should give a more accurate explanation of Anthony's relation to the Colonel:
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I accidentally posted this in the main thread earlier today and just wanted to correct that.
 
"(Sanders sits in front of a curtain) It's me, Colonel Anthony Sanders, and I'm about to give you a secret. (whispering) Don't tell anybody else, okay? (the curtain opens, revealing a wall of herbs and spices) Behind me are 192 herbs and spices. Eleven of them were used by (cross-fade to a young Colonel, played by an actor with his face shown offscreen, preparing the chicken) Uncle Harley when he first cooked up his original recipe in this restaurant eighty years ago, (cross-fade to a family eating KFC at a restaurant) the same recipe we still cook up eighty years later. (cut back to that wall) But you'll have to make your own guess as to exactly which herbs and spices he used. (cut back to Sanders) I'll tell you one thing, though: these eleven herbs and spices are what make Kentucky Fried Chicken the best there is. (cut to the KFC sign outside, with its bucket sign spinning) KFC - It's finger lickin' good."

--Anthony Sanders in a 2020 KFC commercial shot in Sanders Cafe, as part of the 80th anniversary of the Colonel's original recipe.

 
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A publicity photo of Clementa C. Pinckney, an African-American Democratic legislator representing South Carolina Senate’s 45th District since 2001. Pinckney, the son of an educator and a mechanic, started off preaching at the Emanuel African Methodist Episcopal Church (AME) at age 13 and became a pastor by age 18. Pinckney was inspired to go into politics by the election of Jesse Jackson (D-SC) as the first black Governor of South Carolina in the Donkey Wave of 1986 and ran for the 122nd Distrct of the House of Representatives in 1996 but lost due to the galvanized support for the Republican Party after the assassination of Lee Iacocca (R-CA). However, Pinckney would later win a House seat in 2000 buoyed by the increase in support for Jackson and the Democrats across South Carolina and cruised his way to re-election in 2004 event attending a speech held by the President at Mother Emanuel[1]. In 2008, Pinckney was elected to represent the 45th district in the South Carolina State Senate when Jesse’s Vice President Paul Wellstone (D-MN) became President himself and won his seat again twice even after Wellstone was defeated by Kelsey Grammer (R-CA) in 2012.

As of 2021, Pinckney is considering a run for Governor in 2024 much like his idol Jesse Jackson before him[2].


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A still of actress Judith Barsi as a child circa 1987. Barsi was born in 1978 to Hungarian immigrants who fled communist Hungary following the 1956 uprising and went into the world of acting when she was only five years old thanks to her mother Maria. She would have multiple roles in film and television such as Jaws 3[3] and Remington Steele. However, Barsi’s life had a dark side as her alcoholic, abuse father Jozsef threatened to kill not just himself but her and Maria with him receiving three arrests for drunk driving. Thankfully for Barsi, her mother would successfully report such abuse to the police in the wake of the Second Ark Wave of 1986 with clear signs of physical injuries and thus Jozsef would end up in prison for attempted murder[4].

After Jozsef went to jail, Judith decided to take a two-year hiatus from acting to focus on her mental health and well-being. Since 1989, Barsi has continued to act in numerous films and television shows over the years in addition to her prolific career as a voice actor[5].


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The Lee Iacocca Memorial Stadium (originally the District of Columbia Stadium)[6], the historic home of the NFL’s Washington Redskins (now the Washington Warriors), the MLB’s Washington Senators and the NASL’s Washington Diplomats throughout the decades located in the State of Potomac since 1961. Lee Iacocca Memorial Stadium or Iacocca Memorial Stadium as it’s also known was built in 1961 to replace the aging Griffin Stadium and serve as a cookie cutter, multi-purpose home for the NFL and MLB like many American cities in the decade. The first even held at the stadium was an NFL regular season game between the Redskins and Giants on October 1, 1961 and was complete in time for the Senators with President Lyndon B. Johnson (D-TX) throwing the first pitch in it’s second year of operation though the one with Harland Sanders (R-KY) in 1967 is the most famous first pitch in the stadium’s history. The stadium got it’s current name after the assassination of Lee Iacocca (R-CA) in 1995.

Eventually, the Senators were left as the stadium’s last tenant before Senators Park adjacent to it was completed which the team moved in for the 2013 season[7].

Notes:
[1] Pinckney’s political path is a bit different as a result of the Red Wave of 1996 but with the influence of Jesse Jackson, he is able to get elected to House of Representatives and eventually Senate where he is as prominent ITTL as he was IOTL.
[2] Charleston was already butterflied out of existence with Dylann Roof’s death in 2016. As such, Pinckney is alive to this day with greater political ambitions in the near-future.
[3] Jaws 4: The Revenge was butterflied thanks to Fin / Jaws 1, People 0 and so Barsi appeared in a different Jaws film similar to Thuy Trang for Galaxy Rangers.
[4] Given that the Second Ark Wave brought attention to sexual pestering and abuse of women, Jozsef would have been on the radar for the latter not to mention that he hit Judith with a pot and pan in March of 1986 leading to his eventual arrest. In general, Barsi’s death is completely butterflied in a manner similar to Samantha Reed Smith.
[5] It’s a bit different from the Hensonverse in that Barsi continued to act after Jozsef was arrested after Steven Spielberg and Jim Henson discovered his abuse of her. She does eventually go back to acting given that it was her mother’s idea and still does.
[6] IOTL, RFK Stadium got it’s current name after Robert F. Kennedy was killed by Sirhan Sirhan in 1968 which doesn’t happen here since the latter became a horse jockey.
[7] Unlike the Washington Nationals IOTL, the Senators have technically existed since 1901 since they are officially the same team as the first and second incarnations. As such, the team has played at Lee Iacocca Memorial Stadium for three decades which means they aren’t in danger of relocation like the previous two incarnations and with them under the jurisdiction of the State of Potomac, they get to work with the government on a new venue adjacent to Iacocca Memorial Stadium with the process beginning in 2009 and construction starting in 2011 before it’s eventually complete two years later.
 

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- Alema Leota, the infamous independent Governor of Hawaii, speaking to reporters in 1980 to denounce then recent allegations of corruption that would prove to be his downfall. Soon after, it was found that Leota had numerous ties to criminal organizations within the state, which eventually led to his impeachment and removal in 1981.
 
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- Sonny Landham, the former actor probably best known for his role as Billy in 1987's Predator, accepting the Republican nomination for Governor of Kentucky in 1994. Landham would go on to win the Governorship, becoming the first Native American Governor of the bluegrass state, as well as the first with any Jewish heritage. A string of controversial comments that Landham made during his tenure with regards to the Second Korean War led to Landham loosing reelection in 2000 to Democrat Gatewood Galbraith.
 
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Heather O’Rourke, a popular American actress, pictured here smiling when she was still a child star. O’Rourke was born in 1975 to a family of three from San Diego, California and was discovered by director Steven Spielberg who cast her as Carol Ann Freeling in the 1982 horror film Poltergeist while having lunch with her family. After her critically acclaimed performance in Poltergeist, she would make numerous appearances in film and television even winning a Young Artist Award for the sitcom Webster though she would reprise her role as Carol Ann Freeling in the next two Poltergeist installments in 1986 and 1988 respectively. Since then, O’Rourke has become a successful actress appearing in films and shows of different genres and developing a friendship with fellow ‘80s child star Judith Barsi while working on the 1998 sexual pestering university drama Red Dots[1].


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A pre-fame photo of actress Polly Klaas. Klaas was born in 1981 in the town of Fairfax, California to a loving family and was inspired to go into acting after doing a play based on Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? when she was in sixth grade. Klaas would continue to act in more plays and attend theatre workshops all the way to the University of Berkeley and later moved to San Francisco to begin a career in the local theatre scene[2]. She was discovered by director Amy Heckerling of Clueless fame while watching her performance in a stage production of Romeo and Juliet impressing Heckerling who would cast her in the 2008 college comedy My Summer Semester in which she played a senior student at the University of Southern California (USC) and co-starred with Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba, Aldis Hodges and Jamie Chung[3]. This film would be her breakout role as she would go on to appear in more films as well as television shows throughout the late 2000s and 2010s even earning an Oscar nomination for her role in the 2019 Great Depression era comedy-drama Paradise Awaits as a housewife fleeing the Dust Bowl of Oklahoma opposite Elijah Wood.

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President Jesse Jackson (D-SC) at Georgetown University for a speech commemorating Native American history and the anti-Columbus Day holiday Indigenous Peoples’ Day of which he was the first American President to sign a proclamation celebrating the holiday in 2006 which is celebrated in some places throughout the United States[4].

Notes:
[1] Much like Samantha Smith and Judith Barsi, the circumstances of Heather O’Rourke’s death are already butterfly bait given that the 1980s in KFP are well within the zone of butterflies which means it won’t happen at all. In that case, O’Rourke never contracts giardiasis and thus continues to act. This also means that the Poltergeist curse isn’t a thing ITTL with Dominique Dunne not getting murdered by her ex-boyfriend John Thomas Sweeney as they never met.
[2] The murder of Polly Klaas happened in 1993 IOTL, which like Cheri Jo Bates, Judith Barsi and Heather O’Rourke, is when the butterflies are so firmly established in KFP that it never happens at all. Moreover, the perpetrator Richard Allan Davis died in a drunk driving accident at the height of the Second Ark Wave in 1986 thus preventing her tragic murder from ever occurring.
[3] Given the fact that people from the 1950s to early 2000s exist ITTL, it’s no surprise that the actors listed above exist here and are as famous as their OTL counterparts.
[4] IOTL, it look until Joe Biden as the first American President to officially recognize Indigenous Peoples’ Day in a ceremony in 2021. ITTL, Jackson is the first President to recognize Indigenous Peoples’ Day given his liberal beliefs and the fact he made Juneteenth into an official federal holiday the same year along with Jackson counting Native Americans as part of the Rainbow Coalition. Plus, there is still debate and opposition to Columbus Day along with Christopher Columbus himself given that the factors that led to it still exist especially after the 500th anniversary of his voyages to the New World in 1992 with a handful of colleges and cities choosing to celebrate Indigenous Peoples’ Day instead of Columbus Day. However, since the anti-monument and anti-memorial movement post-Charleston never existed and American politics are less polarized ITTL, there aren’t as many cities or liberal states replacing Columbus Day in favor of Indigenous Peoples’ Day or other holidays and in some cases they adopt it alongside Columbus Day as a compromise between Native Americans and Italian Americans spurred on by Jesse’s 2006 proclamation with his successor Paul Wellstone (D-MN), Kelsey Grammer (R-CA), Harley Brown (R-ID) and Charlotte Pritt (D-WV) celebrating both holidays at the White House ever since.
 
A promo pic of Futurama: The Complete Series, a Micro-LD boxset released on October 1, 2022 by Overmyer Home Entertainment containing all 28 seasons and 629 episodes[1] of the iconic series that aired from September 17, 1994, to May 21, 2022. Also included are a note from series creator Matt Groening, and a vast array of bonus features, such as commentaries, interviews, deleted scenes, a documentary detailing the show and its impact on pop culture, and many more.

[1]I picked 629 as the number because OTL's Simpsons had aired 618 by the end of its 28th season, and eleven were added since TTL's Futurama didn't debut mid-season like The Simpsons did.
 

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I'd like to imagine Barsi as TTL's equivalent to Tara Strong or Grey DeLisle.
Barsi was only 3 feet 10 when she was murdered at age 10 in 1988.. She'd played a four-year-old version of Carol in Growing Pains that very year.

Assuming she ends up a physically small adult, will that affect her voice?
 
Barsi was only 3 feet 10 when she was murdered at age 10 in 1988.. She'd played a four-year-old version of Carol in Growing Pains that very year.

Assuming she ends up a physically small adult, will that affect her voice?
I mean, you bring up an interesting point, but I don't think it would be a given she'd be short. I mean, my sister was also 3 feet 10 at that age, nowadays she's what we'd consider average height for women.
 
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Cover of The SpongeBob Zone: The Complete Series (2007), a boxset containing all five seasons of the series that aired from 1997 to 2002, a note from Stephen Hillenburg, storyboards, commentaries, a documentary, and other treasures.
 

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