Chapter One: Things Fall Apart
Peccavi: A History of The United States



Chapter One: Things fall apart


"GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE!?"
-Thomas Jefferson, upon seeing a fistfight break out among delegates of the US Constitutional Convention


1787:
The Federalists, Led by Alexander Hamilton, lead the call for a new governing document for The United States in Congress Assembled. However, Hamilton, displaying a remarkable lack of tact, winds up alienating the Anti-Federalists even before the Constitutional Convention can convene. As the delegates assemble in Philadelphia, both sides quickly became unable to agree on a path forward. The Federalists are simply unable to convince their opponents to abandon the Articles of Confederation, who are skeptical of Hamilton's machinations. George Washington, as President of the Convention, does his best to calm the flames of passion, but the stress and overwhelming July heat take their toll on him. In late July after attempting to resolve yet another spirited debate, Washington suffers a major stroke. While surviving the incident, Washington is seriously physically impaired, and withdraws from the convention to rest up and recover from the incident.

Without his presence, the Constitutional Convention quickly deteriorates from a place of serious debate into a glorified shouting match. The Anti-Federalists walk out soon after and spread word of alleged Federalist plans to pave the way “to a new and odious form of tyranny”. Nevertheless, the Federalists push on, and without major opposition the Convention approves a new constitution.

1788/89: The publication of the new document elicits both approval and outrage across the country, and state legislatures across the country take up the document for debate, some ratifying the new Constitution, and others choosing to reject it. The perceived anti-slavery nature of the proposed constitution causes the legislatures of Virginia and South Carolina to refuse to even bring the document to the floor for debate. Under the proposed document, representation in the national legislature is allocated proportional to each states free population, specifically excluding slaves and indentured servants. This is extremely unpopular with southern delegates, where forty percent of the population is enslaved; their exclusion seriously decreases the south's potential representation in the House and Electoral College.

On November 21st, 1789, Georgia becomes the eighth state to ratify the Constitution, leaving New Hampshire, Rhode Island, Virginia, and both Carolina's under the old Articles. Unfortunately the proposed Federalist constitution stipulates that nine out of thirteen states are required to ratify the document for it to come into effect.

1790: The New Hampshire Legislature ratifies the Federalist Constitution on February 29th, after months of intensive negotiations, horse trading, and concessions to the anti federalists. With the nine state threshold having finally been met, the Constitution enters into force within the ratifying states. The first United States Congress convenes on March 3, 1790, passing twelve articles of amendment to the Constitution and sending them to the states for ratification; eight are eventually ratified and collectively become known as the Bill of Rights. John Adams – an American statesman, attorney, diplomat, writer, and prominent leader of the revolution – is elected in a landslide as the first President of the United States. This is in no small part due to Rhode Island, North Carolina, South Carolina, and Virginia refusing to ratify the constitution, and thus being ineligible to participate in the election.

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John Adams, First President of The United States

On April 16th, the North Carolina Legislature votes overwhelmingly to secede from the United States, publishing 'A Declaration of the Immediate Causes Which Induce and Justify the Secession of North Carolina from these United States in Congress Assembled' in explanation and support of their decision. The document cites “The tyrannical and illegitimate nature of that Hamiltonian rag masquerading as a constitution,” claiming the document tramples over the rights of individual states, is hostile to the property rights of slaveholders, and that the extensive powers it grants to the presidency set the stage for American monarchy.

North Carolina’s move to secede is soon followed by South Carolina, whose Legislature passes an ordinance of session on the 6th of May.
Virginian politicians, somewhat more divided on the issue, decide to leave the matter of secession up to the people of Virginia, with 51.5% of eligible voters voting ‘Yes’ in a referendum on June 19th. Even minuscule Rhode Island briefly declares its separation from the union, however, food and supply shortages soon become crippling within just a few months, and a desperate Providence finally agrees to the ratification of the constitution by the end of the year.

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George Washington passes away on July 3rd in Mount Vernon, having never fully recovered from his stroke in 1787. During the last hours of his life, he is accompanied by friends, family, and by many of his political acquaintances. His last recorded words are “I am just going. It has been an honor, not to mention a privilege, to know you all. God save these United States, for I cannot.”

~~~

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August 1st, 1790
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States of America.

It was a warm day, Congress was in recess, and it was the perfect time to sit and read by the window and enjoy a quick lunch, a rare moment of peace amidst the chaos of politics. Alexander Hamilton couldn't help but feel a sense of pride wash over him as he reflected on his recent election to the Vice Presidency. It was a position of great influence and power, one that he had worked tirelessly to achieve. He knew that his intellect and ambition alone had brought him to this point, but he couldn't help but feel a twinge of unease. The Vice Presidency was not without its challenges, and Hamilton knew that he would have to navigate the murky waters of Philadelphia politics with care if he wanted to truly succeed. But for now, he allowed himself a moment of satisfaction, knowing that his hard work and determination had paid off.

Just as he was about to take another sip of his beverage, his office door burst open as a frantic messenger rushed in. "Mr. Hamilton, his Excellency requests your presence in the President's office" the messenger exclaimed breathlessly, panting heavily. Hamilton quickly rose to his feet, setting down his half eaten scone with a sigh. It seemed there was never a moment of rest in Independence Hall. He straightened his jacket, brushing off a few crumbs, and followed the messenger out of the room, mentally preparing for whatever urgent matter awaited him in the President's office.

******

Alexander Hamilton paced the room as President John Adams, seated at the desk, eyed him warily. "I cannot support a tax on whiskey," Adams said firmly. "It will only lead to more unrest and division among our populace, and it risks the possibility of even further disunion." Hamilton shook his head, frustration mounting. "But we need the revenue," he argued. "And a tax on whiskey is by far the most practical solution. The farmers will have to pay their fair share." Adams leaned back in his chair, his expression skeptical. "And what about protests?" he countered. "You know just how strongly some people will feel about this. Things could very easily turn violent." Hamilton's jaw clenched, his eyes narrowing. "We have a duty to pay off our debts, your Excellency. it is the only way to ensure the stability of our young nation" he said firmly. "We must do what is necessary to ensure a strong, centralized government." Adams nodded slowly, his mind racing with the implications of what Hamilton was saying. He knew that whatever the method, paying off the debts the states had accrued during the Revolutionary War would be a heavy undertaking,
one that would indeed require some sacrifices...



[I would like to thank @Mooze17, @Scrivener, @Murica1776, and many others for helping shape my ideas for this timeline, and just being generally supportive. thanks guys!]
 
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Peccavi: A History of The United States



Chapter One: Things fall apart


"GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE!?"
-Thomas Jefferson, upon seeing a fistfight break out among delegates of the US Constitutional Convention


1787:
The Federalists, Led by Alexander Hamilton, lead the call for a new governing document for The United States in Congress Assembled. However, Hamilton, displaying a remarkable lack of tact, winds up alienating the Anti-Federalists even before the Constitutional Convention can convene. As the delegates assemble in Philadelphia, both sides quickly became unable to agree on a path forward. The Federalists are simply unable to convince their opponents to abandon the Articles of Confederation, who are skeptical of Hamilton's machinations. George Washington, as President of the Convention, does his best to calm the flames of passion, but the stress and overwhelming July heat take their toll on him. In late July after attempting to resolve yet another spirited debate, Washington suffers a major stroke. While surviving the incident, Washington is seriously physically impaired, and withdraws from the convention to rest up and recover from the incident.

Without his presence, the Constitutional Convention quickly deteriorates from a place of serious debate into a glorified shouting match. The Anti-Federalists walk out soon after and spread word of alleged Federalist plans to pave the way “to a new and odious form of tyranny”. Nevertheless, the Federalists push on, and without major opposition the Convention approves a new constitution.

1788/89: The publication of the new document elicits both approval and outrage across the country, and state legislatures across the country take up the document for debate, some ratifying the new Constitution, and others choosing to reject it. The perceived anti-slavery nature of the proposed constitution causes the legislatures of Virginia and South Carolina to refuse to even bring the document to the floor for debate. Under the proposed document, representation in the national legislature is allocated proportional to each states free population, specifically excluding slaves and indentured servants. This is extremely unpopular with southern delegates, where forty percent of the population is enslaved; their exclusion seriously decreases the south's potential representation in the House and Electoral College.

On November 21st, 1789, Georgia becomes the eighth state to ratify the Constitution, leaving New Hampshire, Rhode Island, Virginia, and both Carolina's under the old Articles. Unfortunately the proposed Federalist constitution stipulates that nine out of thirteen states are required to ratify the document for it to come into effect.

1790: The New Hampshire Legislature ratifies the Federalist Constitution on February 29th, after months of intensive negotiations, horse trading, and concessions to the anti federalists. With the nine state threshold having finally been met, the Constitution enters into force within the ratifying states. The first United States Congress convenes on March 3, 1790, passing twelve articles of amendment to the Constitution and sending them to the states for ratification; eight are eventually ratified and collectively become known as the Bill of Rights. John Adams – an American statesman, attorney, diplomat, writer, and prominent leader of the revolution – is elected in a landslide as the first President of the United States. This is in no small part due to Rhode Island, North Carolina, South Carolina, and Virginia refusing to ratify the constitution, and thus being ineligible to participate in the election.

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John Adams, First President of The United States

On April 16th, the North Carolina Legislature votes overwhelmingly to secede from the United States, publishing 'A Declaration of the Immediate Causes Which Induce and Justify the Secession of North Carolina from these United States in Congress Assembled' in explanation and support of their decision. The document cites “The tyrannical and illegitimate nature of that Hamiltonian rag masquerading as a constitution,” claiming the document tramples over the rights of individual states, is hostile to the property rights of slaveholders, and that the extensive powers it grants to the presidency set the stage for American monarchy.

North Carolina’s move to secede is soon followed by South Carolina, whose Legislature passes an ordinance of session on the 6th of May.
Virginian politicians, somewhat more divided on the issue, decide to leave the matter of secession up to the people of Virginia, with 51.5% of eligible voters voting ‘Yes’ in a referendum on June 19th. Even minuscule Rhode Island briefly declares its separation from the union, however, food and supply shortages soon become crippling within just a few months, and a desperate Providence finally agrees to the ratification of the constitution by the end of the year.

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George Washington passes away on July 3rd in Mount Vernon, having never fully recovered from his stroke in 1787. During the last hours of his life, he is accompanied by friends, family, and by many of his political acquaintances. His last recorded words are “I am just going. It has been an honor, not to mention a privilege, to know you all. God save these United States, for I cannot.”

~~~

Philadelphia_Presidents_house.jpg



August 1st, 1790
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States of America.

It was a warm day, Congress was in recess, and it was the perfect time to sit and read by the window and enjoy a quick lunch, a rare moment of peace amidst the chaos of politics. Alexander Hamilton couldn't help but feel a sense of pride wash over him as he reflected on his recent election to the Vice Presidency. It was a position of great influence and power, one that he had worked tirelessly to achieve. He knew that his intellect and ambition alone had brought him to this point, but he couldn't help but feel a twinge of unease. The Vice Presidency was not without its challenges, and Hamilton knew that he would have to navigate the murky waters of Philadelphia politics with care if he wanted to truly succeed. But for now, he allowed himself a moment of satisfaction, knowing that his hard work and determination had paid off.

Just as he was about to take another sip of his beverage, his office door burst open as a frantic messenger rushed in. "Mr. Hamilton, his Excellency requests your presence in the President's office" the messenger exclaimed breathlessly, panting heavily. Hamilton quickly rose to his feet, setting down his half eaten sandwich with a sigh. It seemed there was never a moment of rest in Independence Hall. He straightened his jacket, brushing off a few crumbs, and followed the messenger out of the room, mentally preparing for whatever urgent matter awaited him in the President's office.

******

Alexander Hamilton paced the room as President John Adams, seated at the desk, eyed him warily. "I cannot support a tax on whiskey," Adams said firmly. "It will only lead to more unrest and division among our populace, and it risks the possibility of even further disunion." Hamilton shook his head, frustration mounting. "But we need the revenue," he argued. "And a tax on whiskey is by far the most practical solution. The farmers will have to pay their fair share." Adams leaned back in his chair, his expression skeptical. "And what about protests?" he countered. "You know just how strongly some people will feel about this. Things could very easily turn violent." Hamilton's jaw clenched, his eyes narrowing. "We have a duty to pay off our debts, your Excellency. it is the only way to ensure the stability of our young nation" he said firmly. "We must do what is necessary to ensure a strong, centralized government." Adams nodded slowly, his mind racing with the implications of what Hamilton was saying. He knew that whatever the method, paying off the debts the states had accrued during the Revolutionary War would be a heavy undertaking,
one that would indeed require some sacrifices...



[I would like to thank @Mooze17, @Scrivener, @Murica1776, and many others for helping shape my ideas for this timeline, and just being generally supportive. thanks guys!]
Glad to see you actually turning the Sanitationverse into a full timeline. Will watch with interest.
 
I'm incredulous, do you have a source for this?
Wiki, in the sandwich article, says
wiki said:
Initially perceived as food that men shared while gaming and drinking at night, the sandwich slowly began appearing in polite society as a late-night meal among the aristocracy. The sandwich is named after John Montagu, 4th Earl of Sandwich, an eighteenth-century English aristocrat.[8][9] It is commonly said that Lord Sandwich, during long sessions of cribbage and other card games at public gambling houses, would order his valet to bring him salt beef between two pieces of toasted bread. He was fond of this form of food because it allowed him to continue gambling while eating, without the need for a fork, and without getting his cards greasy from eating meat with his bare hands. The dish then grew in popularity in London, and Sandwich's name became associated with it.[8] The rumour in its familiar form appeared in Pierre-Jean Grosley's Londres (Neuchâtel, 1770), translated as A Tour to London in 1772;[15] Grosley's impressions had been formed during a year in London in 1765.[/wiki]
And
wiki said:
In the US, the sandwich was first promoted as an elaborate meal at supper.
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Doesn't sound like 'snack while working ' was a thing in the US yet.
 
Chapter Two: The house is on fire, let us warm ourselves
Chapter Two:
🔥 The house is on fire, let us warm ourselves 🔥

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"Famous Whiskey Insurrection in Pennsylvania", an 1880 illustration of a tarred and feathered tax collector being made to ride the rail

1791: As part of the Federalists' attempt to reduce the large amount of war debt adopted from states joining the Republic, President John Adams and Vice President Alexander Hamilton turn to taxation as a solution to the issue. Currently, the US government primarily collects revenue from import taxes, which Hamilton believes are already raised as high as possible, thus feeling that the best course of action is to place an excise tax on alcohol produced in the country to gather revenue. While taxes by themselves are politically unpopular with the American public, Hamilton convinces President Adams that a liquor tax is the least objectionable form of taxation that the government can use to feasibly pay off its debt. In reality, in the western regions of the Republic, alcohol is a central part of people’s livelihoods. Farmers in Western Pennsylvania are particularly incensed as the tax makes whiskey, the alcohol popular in the region, prohibitively expensive. With banknotes hard to come by on the frontier, excess grain is commonly brewed into whiskey and traded for other goods, effectively functioning as a currency. For farmers in Western Pennsylvania, already a hotbed of Anti-Federalist sentiment, the “Whiskey tax” represents an existential threat to their livelihoods.

Resistance begins almost immediately as numerous acts of violence are committed against federal officials attempting to collect the tax, with multiple instances of tax collectors being tarred and feathered by angry mobs. The situation further escalates in the following months, when the Adams administration begins cracking down on distillers who refuse to pay the tax, sending federal marshals to make arrests. In response, the farmers, decrying “Federalist Tyranny”, rise up in revolt in May 1791. The majority of those participating in the revolt, such as its impromptu leader, David Bradford, are Revolutionary War veterans, who lace their grievances with the same slogans and protests used in the American Revolutionary War, decades earlier.

Adams, facing a major threat to federal authority, orders that the rebellion be suppressed immediately, tasking general Arthur St. Clair to gather militia forces from across the Mid Atlantic region and then lead an expedition into the area of insurrection. Quickly gathering a force of 6,000 militia forces from Pennsylvania, Maryland, New Jersey, and Delaware , St. Clair begins his march in early August into western Pennsylvania.

Instead of striking fear into the rebels hearts, the news that Adams and Hamilton have ordered the insurrection to be crushed only inflames the situation further. Tensions boil as anti and pro Federalist militias mobilize within their respective regional strongholds. Years of propaganda and bad blood have left the adherents of both political factions itching for a fight. Those among the Anti-Federalists believe that they must overthrow the “Hamiltonian Tyranny” in a second American Revolution for freedom, while the Federalists declare the very existence of America at stake, and that the crushing of the insurrection and armed rebellion is vital if the Republic is to survive. This tense atmosphere does not take long for the first shots to ring out when the militia of both sides begin to clash in states across the country, the situation rapidly snowballing until it explodes into full blown civil war in the early months of 1792.

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Cockades of the Federalist and Anti-Federalist factions, respectively

The First American Civil War (1792-1793), also known as the ‘War of the Cockades’ due to the ribbons utilized by both sides to distinguish friend from foe, lasts for over eighteen months of bitter fighting , culminating in the battle of Germantown, Pennsylvania. At Germantown, the numerically superior Federalist troops are encircled and totally defeated by Anti-Federalist forces, led by General William Crawford. With the rebel victory at Germantown, the path to Philadelphia is laid bare, and the US capital soon falls with barely a shot fired.

President Adams, having fallen into a deep depression following the outbreak of the conflict, is found dead in his Presidential office, having blown his brains out with a flintlock musket upon hearing the news that rebel forces had successfully entered the city. Vice President Hamilton, the individual most responsible for drafting and promoting the passage of the Whiskey Tax, is soon after discovered hiding among the crowds of Philadelphia citizenry, stuffed into one of his maid's dresses in an attempt to disguise himself as a women, and slip away undetected. Hamilton soon finds himself hauled in front of the crowd, where he is tarred and feathered, beaten, and repeatedly stabbed. Bleeding profusely from his wounds, the crowd places an intentionally improperly constructed noose around Hamilton's neck. As the Vice President is hoisted up an old oak tree by the crowd, his neck fails to snap, dying slowly and painfully from asphyxiation over the course of several minutes. His body is then unceremoniously dumped in the gutter running along side Market Street, which forevermore becomes popularly known as 'Hamilton's Ditch.' Tragically, Independence Hall, seat of Congress and where both the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution were debated and adopted, would burn down in the nights of celebration that followed, thanks to the wind catching the embers of a bonfire intended to help stave off the cool September air.

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Independence Hall Burns

1794:
A new caretaker government is established, and a second American Constitutional Convention is convened by Anti-Federalist leaders in Philadelphia on October 31st. The document subsequently adopted by the convention in 1794 grants a very large amount of freedom to american citizens and heavily limits government power. Many American citizens uphold it as "what the USA should have been from the very beginning." General Crawford, Hero of the battle of Germantown, is elected to the presidency, successfully fending off a competitive campaign from Governor George Clinton of New York.

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William Crawford, Second President of the United States


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We all saw the “First American Civil War”, I’m sure, but I want to appreciate the really good names for these conflicts. Great update! thumbs up emoji
 

Oooh, is this a United States that follows the OTL path of many Latin American nations? This idea has always fascinated me and I'm looking very forward to where this goes!

 
Imagine being a tourist in the US and you just notice a man sized chicken steadily bleeding out as he's being hung and your tour guide just says "oh yeah, that was our old vice president." And once you get to Independence Hall it's a bunch of ashes and stone and the guide continues his tour of the place even though it's burnt to a crisp.

Great alt history so far, looking forward to seeing what happens next!
 
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