Peak Gonzo

"Today, Roy Cohn, with his running mate, Ted Agnew, sweeped the nation in a landslide"
-A newspaper after the 1980 election

"Hello, I'am Jim Jones, and I am here to report the news"
-July 18th, 1988

"Today, the city of Richmond, Virginia was turned to dust, the ungodly Americans will soon fear our wrath"
-Soviet TV Station

"NOT SO FAST"
-President Rockwell before the Nuking of St. Petersburg

"Animal lives are worth more than Human Lives!"
-British PM Alan Clark

I'd kind of like to see a TL called "Peak Gonzo". I imagine it would have President Cohn, Prime Minister Healy, and a socially conservative USSR. Probably two or three nuclear wars by 2000.

More coming soon....
 
On December 20th, 1970, the American people were delighted to see a new muppet: Gonzo, in “The Great Santa Claus switch”, however, when Gonzo appeared, he kept shouting “ROCKWELL, SOCON USSR, POWELL, HAIG, RUMMY, AGNEW” before the electricity was shut off in every theater showing TGSCS. No one thought of it at first, but soon, they realized that if they had listen to Gonzo, all would had changed….

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you should had listened, America, now you lie in your bed
 
1/21/1971

“You’re fired”


Agnew was shocked, how could Nixon do this?


“I was looking at your record, then compared it to mine. Needless to say, you are more crooked then I am. And I made it a rule that I was supposed to be the most crooked one”


“But Nixon, you made Hillary Clinton your intern!”


“Yeah, one more thing, you keep fiddling with the time machine, do you know how dangerous that is?”


“Nixon, you little..”


“TALK TO THE HAND”
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“I HATE YOU NIXON! I QUIT!”


SLAM

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Agnew, VP from 1969-1971, 1981-???????


Nixon then proceeded to call someone


“Hello, this is Alexander Haig”


“Yes Haig, I want you to become the 40th vi-”


Then, suddenly, ghost RFK Appeared!


“BY THE WAY THIS IS KENNEDY!”


It was a tough match before Anna Chennault punched RFK in the peace talks!


“Listen, Chennault and ghost RFK are having a fight! Bad! Also, I Want you to become VP. By the way, this is Nixon”


Nixon then climbed to the top of the whitehouse and screamed AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
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