Someone posted this literally years ago- I can't remember who, or I'd surely give credit where very substantive credit is due. It comes back to me from time to time and makes me smile, but I don't have the tools to develop it. "When Henry VIII breaks with Rome, he turns to Holy Orthodoxy. When Elizabeth comes of age, she is given in marriage to Ivan the Terrible. Mayhem ensues." Discuss. (edit) A wag on the original thread noted that in TTL, the King is remembered as "Ivan the Terrified."