Operation Sealion, A German Success
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Tovarich
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OK, why not, for a change?
From BBC World News: ....and in other European news, Die Weit reports thatKustenwache officials in Cuxhaven have declared the freight container which became overloaded with copies of the board-game 'Operation' and chocolate 'Lion' bars for the christmas market, blocking sea-access to the Elbe, has now been safely towed into port.
"Operation Sea Lion was a complete success", said Kapitan Unwarscheinlick....
From BBC World News: ....and in other European news, Die Weit reports thatKustenwache officials in Cuxhaven have declared the freight container which became overloaded with copies of the board-game 'Operation' and chocolate 'Lion' bars for the christmas market, blocking sea-access to the Elbe, has now been safely towed into port.
"Operation Sea Lion was a complete success", said Kapitan Unwarscheinlick....
HA!!! I got you
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Oh, dear. The words Sealion and success in the same sentence is AH.com's version of dividing by zero!
Maybe Operation Sealion may have succeeded if the Germans had used actual sealions as troop carriers. They will be a lot less conspicuous then conventional troop carriers, and they can provide a tasty meal for the German soldiers once on British soil.
Well, at least im trying to think of an original twist on this...
Well, at least im trying to think of an original twist on this...
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