...a giant leap for mankind." Famous quote by Neil Armstrong as he stepped on to the moon. I recall various people at the time saying this was a very inane quote considering this monumental achievement, although it seems to me that it has stood the test of time. Can someone come up with a better quote? Two parts: 1-Very serious, a statement that would go down in history as a supremely appropriate remark; and 2-Funny, flip, irreverent, something Jay Leno might say.