Opening
Kaiser Wilhelm the Tenth
Gone Fishin'
"1941 was not the worst, oh no. And 1945 was not the end. All we went through together was meaningless. Those desperate, brutal battles against the fascists in the long first summer of the war, the bitter cold outside Moscow and Stalingrad, and our heroic march to Berlin- none of it mattered. Everyone thought we had escaped it. Everyone thought we were heroes, and that we had secured our Motherland for eternity. Yes, the Americans had the Bomb but so did we. And there was nothing we could not do after beating the Hitlerites. So we had seven years of peace. Almost like a dream. Seven years to live, rebuild, love play, take pride in all we had done, dream of a future... which never came. All that time, we were in limbo. Just waiting for the axe to fall. Was it inevitable? I do not know. That is not for my generation to determine. It is for those youngsters who survived when my boys did not. When I look back on what's left of this country of ours, though, I can only draw one conclusion.
History will forget the crimes of the Hitlerites. They will remember ours as the historic omnicide."
-Interview with an anonymous Russian, 2003
I’m scared.
EISENHOWER WARNS CHINESE: RETREAT!
Everything’s gone quiet all of a sudden. We’re just waiting now.
CHINESE LEADER MAO: CHINESE PEOPLE WILL “NEVER BACK DOWN” TO “IMPERIALIST WEST”; STALIN VOICES SUPPORT!
-The New York Times, 18 March 1953
Here we are in our bases- the finest army in the world, so we’re told! So why are we so damned afraid? Why isn’t there a damned thing we can do except fight? Aren’t we smarter than this? Wasn’t twice enough?
MULTIPLE NUDETS OF UNCONFIRMED STRENGTH ALONG YALU RIVER LINE
-The Boston Globe, 25 March 1953
LARGEST NUCLEAR ATTACK IN HISTORY- TEN TIMES THE FORCE OF HIROSHIMA BOMB!
-The San Francisco Examiner, 25 March 1953
IMPERIALISTS STRIKE DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF KOREA WITH ATOMIC WEAPONS; MEASURES FOR COLLECTIVE SECURITY ALREADY UNDERWAY!
-Pravda, 25 March 1953
Birthday's only two months away. But I know I won’t live to see it.
SOVIET UNION BEGINS MOBILIZATION; PENTAGON ORDERS UNITS: BE VIGILANT!
-Stars and Stripes, 29 March 1953
We’re heading off the cliff once again. Last time my brother didn’t come home from a field just north of here. Guess it’s my turn now… they always said we were inseparable. Heh.
PYONGYANG OBLITERATED; US BOMBERS CONDUCT UNARMED FLIGHT OVER CHINESE AIRSPACE!
-The New York Times, 13 April 1953
Who ever heard of Korea anyway? Is it really worth throwing everything we have on the pyre just for the sake of some silly little yellow bastards about whom no-one cares? Guess so. And what the hell does it have to do with here in Germany?
SOVIET FORCES POUR INTO YUGOSLAVIA; TITO VOWS RESISTANCE!
-Associated Press, 17 April 1953
One way or another, I guess we’re about to find out. Damnit.
EISENHOWER ISSUES FINAL ULTIMATUM TO CHINESE WITH CONSEQUENCES "THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN!"
-The Boston Globe, 20 April 1953
TITO: YUGOSLAVIA NEEDS ARMS, NOT EXILE!
-The Wall Street Journal, 24 April 1953
Holy Mary, mother of God...
"MASSIVE" ATOMIC BOMBING OF RED CHINESE POSITIONS ON THE COAST- CASUALTIES "UNTHINKABLE!"- EISENHOWER TO ADDRESS NATION!
-The New York Times, 27 April 1953
"If the imperialists wish to commit genocide they will soon find how vulnerable they are... The Soviet Union is a nuclear power too, and we will use all means available to defend our socialist brethren."
AMERICAN AIRLINES FLIGHT 1025 SHOT DOWN OVER TEMPELHOF AIRPORT!
-Stars and Stripes, 19 May 1953
Pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death… whenever that might be.
EISENHOWER ISSUES ULTIMATUM TO KREMLIN WITH 24-HOUR DEADLINE
-The New York Times, 21 May 1953
COMRADE STALIN DENOUNCES AMERICAN IMPERIALISM IN KOREA, EUROPE
-Pravda, 22 May 1953
So from all of us here in Germany- everyone in the entire world- I guess it’s good night.
***WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM***
“... already the forces of the Soviet Union and the wider Communist bloc have engaged those of the United States. Soviet forces have killed American soldiers and officers…”
At least I’ll be in good company when I go.
SOVIET ARMY POURS ACROSS NORTH GERMAN PLAIN, FULDA GAP
-Daily Mail, 24 May 1953
“...This morning, at 0500 hours local time, the Soviet Union attacked our forces, and those of our Allies, in West Germany. At 0825 hours local time, Soviet forces crossed the Iranian and Turkish borders…”
The whole world’s going to hell… and maybe I’ll follow it there.
“...Soviet nuclear forces have attacked Frankfurt, Mannheim, Bonn, Cologne, Essen, Dusseldorf, Hamburg, Seoul, and Busan…”
W. GERMAN GOVERNMENT SEEMINGLY DECAPITATED- ADENAUER MISSING
-Associated Press, 25 May 1953
“Such premeditated aggression dwarfs the crime of Pearl Harbor. It dwarfs the Nazi invasion of twelve years prior, which the Soviets so cynically claim we wish to repeat.”
Let no one ever say I didn’t die in a good cause.
"My fellow Americans..."
"...we are at war."
History will forget the crimes of the Hitlerites. They will remember ours as the historic omnicide."
-Interview with an anonymous Russian, 2003
***
I’m scared.
EISENHOWER WARNS CHINESE: RETREAT!
Everything’s gone quiet all of a sudden. We’re just waiting now.
CHINESE LEADER MAO: CHINESE PEOPLE WILL “NEVER BACK DOWN” TO “IMPERIALIST WEST”; STALIN VOICES SUPPORT!
-The New York Times, 18 March 1953
Here we are in our bases- the finest army in the world, so we’re told! So why are we so damned afraid? Why isn’t there a damned thing we can do except fight? Aren’t we smarter than this? Wasn’t twice enough?
MULTIPLE NUDETS OF UNCONFIRMED STRENGTH ALONG YALU RIVER LINE
-The Boston Globe, 25 March 1953
LARGEST NUCLEAR ATTACK IN HISTORY- TEN TIMES THE FORCE OF HIROSHIMA BOMB!
-The San Francisco Examiner, 25 March 1953
IMPERIALISTS STRIKE DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF KOREA WITH ATOMIC WEAPONS; MEASURES FOR COLLECTIVE SECURITY ALREADY UNDERWAY!
-Pravda, 25 March 1953
Birthday's only two months away. But I know I won’t live to see it.
SOVIET UNION BEGINS MOBILIZATION; PENTAGON ORDERS UNITS: BE VIGILANT!
-Stars and Stripes, 29 March 1953
We’re heading off the cliff once again. Last time my brother didn’t come home from a field just north of here. Guess it’s my turn now… they always said we were inseparable. Heh.
PYONGYANG OBLITERATED; US BOMBERS CONDUCT UNARMED FLIGHT OVER CHINESE AIRSPACE!
-The New York Times, 13 April 1953
Who ever heard of Korea anyway? Is it really worth throwing everything we have on the pyre just for the sake of some silly little yellow bastards about whom no-one cares? Guess so. And what the hell does it have to do with here in Germany?
SOVIET FORCES POUR INTO YUGOSLAVIA; TITO VOWS RESISTANCE!
-Associated Press, 17 April 1953
One way or another, I guess we’re about to find out. Damnit.
EISENHOWER ISSUES FINAL ULTIMATUM TO CHINESE WITH CONSEQUENCES "THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN!"
-The Boston Globe, 20 April 1953
TITO: YUGOSLAVIA NEEDS ARMS, NOT EXILE!
-The Wall Street Journal, 24 April 1953
Holy Mary, mother of God...
"MASSIVE" ATOMIC BOMBING OF RED CHINESE POSITIONS ON THE COAST- CASUALTIES "UNTHINKABLE!"- EISENHOWER TO ADDRESS NATION!
-The New York Times, 27 April 1953
"If the imperialists wish to commit genocide they will soon find how vulnerable they are... The Soviet Union is a nuclear power too, and we will use all means available to defend our socialist brethren."
AMERICAN AIRLINES FLIGHT 1025 SHOT DOWN OVER TEMPELHOF AIRPORT!
-Stars and Stripes, 19 May 1953
Pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death… whenever that might be.
EISENHOWER ISSUES ULTIMATUM TO KREMLIN WITH 24-HOUR DEADLINE
-The New York Times, 21 May 1953
COMRADE STALIN DENOUNCES AMERICAN IMPERIALISM IN KOREA, EUROPE
-Pravda, 22 May 1953
So from all of us here in Germany- everyone in the entire world- I guess it’s good night.
***WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM***
“... already the forces of the Soviet Union and the wider Communist bloc have engaged those of the United States. Soviet forces have killed American soldiers and officers…”
At least I’ll be in good company when I go.
SOVIET ARMY POURS ACROSS NORTH GERMAN PLAIN, FULDA GAP
-Daily Mail, 24 May 1953
“...This morning, at 0500 hours local time, the Soviet Union attacked our forces, and those of our Allies, in West Germany. At 0825 hours local time, Soviet forces crossed the Iranian and Turkish borders…”
The whole world’s going to hell… and maybe I’ll follow it there.
“...Soviet nuclear forces have attacked Frankfurt, Mannheim, Bonn, Cologne, Essen, Dusseldorf, Hamburg, Seoul, and Busan…”
W. GERMAN GOVERNMENT SEEMINGLY DECAPITATED- ADENAUER MISSING
-Associated Press, 25 May 1953
“Such premeditated aggression dwarfs the crime of Pearl Harbor. It dwarfs the Nazi invasion of twelve years prior, which the Soviets so cynically claim we wish to repeat.”
Let no one ever say I didn’t die in a good cause.
"My fellow Americans..."
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