[Not my best work, but here goes]
Bill Clinton's 1998 State of the Union Address:
[The President enters the Chamber, and is greeted by rancorous applause]
"Thank you! Thank... thank you, everyone! Thank you!"
[Applause ceases]
"I want to thank everyone here for welcoming me so. I've got to say, I've always felt something... fascinating about delivering the State of the Union. Even when I was in Arkansas, the feeling of just saying everything that I want to do, in front of the most hated branch of government...
[Laughter]
"...the most, um, hated branch of government... well, I guess it was exhilarating. And it still is. As a matter of fact, as you have all become aware, I've become more fond of speeches in general. In my opinion, it's... open speaking, as I said.
"During the last few years of my Presidency, amidst the terrorist attacks and the drug upsurge, and well, the investigation... I've, er, got to thinking about why I'm here, and what I should spend my remaining time in office on...
"... about time that we all just said, "your views are valid," and sat down and tried to get something...
"... really waste our time on unfruitful character attacks, rather than open debate...
"... cannot say that eventually, all of the prejudiced will change their minds, but...
"... cannot guarantee anything, but I will work tirelessly...
"... us enter the new millennium as a nation of Democrats, and Republicans, and liberals, and conservatives, and Catholics, and Protestants, and Jews, and Muslims, and whites, and blacks, and Arabs, and Latinos, and young, and old, and natural-born, and naturalized, and all Americans! Thank you!"
[The President exits the Chamber to rancorous applause]