NOOBWI: Wut if Amerika invaaded Kanaduh?

If America invaded Canberra, Morocco would be a great second move.

Then, after America owns the world "Down Under" we can build a giant hole through the Earth and ride the Subway!
 
Lol.

Ommmeelets don't scare us at all.

If we tried to invade Canada we'd all get stuck on the Maple Syrup moat they've got. Besides, do you really want to mess with 10,000 Dudley Do-Rights?

Really, the easiest guys to invade would be Japan--just wait until after Godzilla wipes out all of the defenses and then make your move. If you can make it to the north pole, Poland is an easy target too.
 
Lol.

Ommmeelets don't scare us at all.

If we tried to invade Canada we'd all get stuck on the Maple Syrup moat they've got. Besides, do you really want to mess with 10,000 Dudley Do-Rights?

Really, the easiest guys to invade would be Japan--just wait until after Godzilla wipes out all of the defenses and then make your move. If you can make it to the north pole, Poland is an easy target too.
OOC: Okay, that was good.:D
 
Whoa whoa whoa, we play hockey up here! You Mexicans and your "football" means we can kick your asses all the way back to Albequerque. You're not going to throw balls in our heads, would you?

(America's all Mexicans, right? That's what CNN told me)
 

MacCaulay

Banned
america woud be all "maple flags suck!"

and canada would be all "no they dont buddy! were gonna war on you!"

and amereca would say "no cause we gave quebec indupence!"

and canadia wuld say "crap we lost you suck!"
 
Wut if we konkured Kanaduh? Wud we konkur Mecksko next?

You guys have this all wrong. This a very sophisticated DBWI written as if the poster lives in the Grand Duchy of Beringia-Alaska. He just forgot to label it a DBWI. His fractrured Anglische either reflects knowledge of the pidgin Aleut/Anglische spoken among coastal Beringian fishermen, or the results of the Great Anglische Reform in Anglisch Nord Amerika (it is amazing how similar pidgin and Reformed Anglische are in many respects). The question actually is quite logical. As everyone knows, the Anglische-Meckskan War of 1944-1948 left Kanaduh and the other Anglische Dominions in Amerika devastated and impoverished. In 1948, virtually the entire Kanaduhian army was still mopping up the last few Meckskian holdouts in Tenochtitlan. No one would have expected the Rus to attack their defenseless ally. To stab them in the back!! But what if they did? Recent revelations from Tsarist archives indicate this was seriosuly considered.
 
You guys have this all wrong. This a very sophisticated DBWI written as if the poster lives in the Grand Duchy of Beringia-Alaska. He just forgot to label it a DBWI. His fractrured Anglische either reflects knowledge of the pidgin Aleut/Anglische spoken among coastal Beringian fishermen, or the results of the Great Anglische Reform in Anglisch Nord Amerika (it is amazing how similar pidgin and Reformed Anglische are in many respects). The question actually is quite logical. As everyone knows, the Anglische-Meckskan War of 1944-1948 left Kanaduh and the other Anglische Dominions in Amerika devastated and impoverished. In 1948, virtually the entire Kanaduhian army was still mopping up the last few Meckskian holdouts in Tenochtitlan. No one would have expected the Rus to attack their defenseless ally. To stab them in the back!! But what if they did? Recent revelations from Tsarist archives indicate this was seriosuly considered.
but dat wud stop teh wur in polnd!
 

Onyx

Banned
wtf, are we talkin n00b l33t on this or just poor grammar? (Oh right, itz teh N00b thread)
Alright then:
Amerika would winz teh wahr cuz theyz 1337 but r h4x0rs cuz they r n00bs wehn fightizng m@ple lef c0mmie ppl. cuz tat iz 13373jdopshiss90ef9esnenbdsfn????????????

Wtf, I guess that was mixture of n00b/internet language and retardery
 
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