gah! noobs... why am I always only 1 who sees what wood happen?
very obvious. ninjas are teh awesome so ninja-nippon becomes supa-uber. the mogol hores see all teh leet ninjas and say fuk it, we out. they no they cant beet the ninjas. dunno why every1 is so fraid of hores. hores more fraid of my dick hahaha. n e way... mogols just leave and go lik north or sumptin and the chinese try to fight the ninajs but THEY CANT cuz kung fu aint shit compaired to NINJAS.
well now the ninja empire is all badass and everyone else fleas and shit with all there treasure, so thats wear the pirates come in. they see all that treasure and shit and are like, gimme minez bitches. so now they get all rich and powerfull in the south waters n oceans.
so over way west, the octtoman empire sees all this going on. and they be all scare lik the mongols hores beecuz ninajs got mad jumping skillz but not ne1 can just go jump all way cross asia. so they think we safe for abit but we gotta get sumptin that can fight ninjas nd maybe the pirates if they get all up in our shit two. so they go all supa-scifi and focus on there techy stuff. and BOOYAH! octtoman empire gets steam powered robots.
now you go the ninjas and the pirates and the octtoman robots in a big tryangle and they all staring ech other down and then someone members that in affganistan they got the opium and every1 wants to get fukked up right? so now they all fight in teh center for teh drugs. first the pirates attack the ninajs but they only got cut-asses while the ninajs got teh leetist samerai swrods. the ninajs all laugh cuz cut-asses even sound ghey and fuk up the pirates and there ghey sords. but the ninjas ferget about the robots and the robots got gatling cannans which shoot bombs and geek fire all over. good thing ninajs are so fast so they doge all the bombs and jumpover teh fires and cut all the robots steam pipes with their samerai sords and teh octtomans flea cuz now there robots are dead.
so duh. n e idiot can see that wit a ninja republic this is whatted happen because NINJAS PWN ALL. dumb noobs.