NOOBWI: Ninja Republic Fighting Pirates

What if the Ninjas managed to set up an ninja republic based on ninjaness in Japan? Would they fight pirates?
 
I doubt it,Pirates would be off the coast of the Carribean,or South America..or even Europe. I doubt that far into Eastern Asia...:confused:
 
Guys, this is a NOOB-whatif. This means we all have to act like noobs, therefore saying really stupid stuff.
 
Well actually this has happened in real life.....Japan was considered a haven for pirates before its unification.....and the Ninja orders were also very present before unification....
 
But what about the pirates based in the Phillippines!!! And Francis Darke, didn't he go to Japan?

OOC: Somehow I feel that this is about as noobish as I can be. :D
 
Of course they would fight pirates! :rolleyes: Ninjas are awesome-sauce and would need an equally cool nemesis. Who better than pirates? Maybe they could even make a move about it starring Jackie Chan and Johnny Depp.
 
omg! what kind of efect would this have on ww2?:confused: maybe be then the pirates and the ninjas will have unified like japan did and become pirate-ninjas omg that would be so kool!:cool: but japan was an allied with hitler in worldwar 2

nzai pirat jpaan:eek:
 
Ninjas are special. They can jump. Far. So they'll use therir sword jumping from boat to boat. Heck the might even decide to jump to America
 
hahaha!!!!11!1!!
ninjas win cuz ninjas r awsum!!1!11!

ahahaha!!!1! ur n00bs!!!1!



(noobs always call eachother noobs... But they don't realize they're noobs themselves...)
 

wormyguy

Banned
OMG IT WOULD BE SO COOL IF THEY LIKE TEEMED UP WITH TROTSKY AND THEN U HAVE TROTSKYIST COMMUNIST NINJA PIRATE JAPAN OMG.
 
Depends on who develops mecha's first. I suppose the pirates could enslave lots of natives who worship their cargo containers!

Regards,
Rhysz
 
gah! noobs... why am I always only 1 who sees what wood happen?

very obvious. ninjas are teh awesome so ninja-nippon becomes supa-uber. the mogol hores see all teh leet ninjas and say fuk it, we out. they no they cant beet the ninjas. dunno why every1 is so fraid of hores. hores more fraid of my dick hahaha. n e way... mogols just leave and go lik north or sumptin and the chinese try to fight the ninajs but THEY CANT cuz kung fu aint shit compaired to NINJAS.

well now the ninja empire is all badass and everyone else fleas and shit with all there treasure, so thats wear the pirates come in. they see all that treasure and shit and are like, gimme minez bitches. so now they get all rich and powerfull in the south waters n oceans.

so over way west, the octtoman empire sees all this going on. and they be all scare lik the mongols hores beecuz ninajs got mad jumping skillz but not ne1 can just go jump all way cross asia. so they think we safe for abit but we gotta get sumptin that can fight ninjas nd maybe the pirates if they get all up in our shit two. so they go all supa-scifi and focus on there techy stuff. and BOOYAH! octtoman empire gets steam powered robots.

now you go the ninjas and the pirates and the octtoman robots in a big tryangle and they all staring ech other down and then someone members that in affganistan they got the opium and every1 wants to get fukked up right? so now they all fight in teh center for teh drugs. first the pirates attack the ninajs but they only got cut-asses while the ninajs got teh leetist samerai swrods. the ninajs all laugh cuz cut-asses even sound ghey and fuk up the pirates and there ghey sords. but the ninjas ferget about the robots and the robots got gatling cannans which shoot bombs and geek fire all over. good thing ninajs are so fast so they doge all the bombs and jumpover teh fires and cut all the robots steam pipes with their samerai sords and teh octtomans flea cuz now there robots are dead.

so duh. n e idiot can see that wit a ninja republic this is whatted happen because NINJAS PWN ALL. dumb noobs.
 
Guys, you are all so stupid. You still don't get it. They're on an island. Surrounded by water. Where would they get the buildings?

omg like NO! dude they are NINJAS and NINJAS can do karate. didnt u ever see karate kid?!?

ninjas can bild and paint a house just doing there praktice moves. and the ninajs don't even haf to cut the wood. they just show there samerai swrod to the tree and it fall into peices from fear. hahaha.

neway... who stoopid now?
 
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